Apothecary's verse! And where's the treason? He had a patient lying at death's door, Some three miles from the town,-it might be four; To whom, one evening, Bolus sent an article, And, on the label of the stuff, He wrote this verse; Which, one would think, was clear enough, "When taken, To be well shaken." Next morning, early, Bolus rose; Who a vile trick of stumbling had : For what's expected from a horse Knocks of this kind Are given by gentlemen who teach to dance; One loud, and then a little one behind; As if the knocker fell, by chance, Out of their fingers. The servant lets him in, with dismal face, Portending some disaster; John's countenance as rueful look'd, and grim, "Well, how's the patient?" Bolus said. "Indeed!-hum! ha!-that's very odd! He took the draught?" John gave a nod. "Well,-how ?-what then?-speak out, you dunce!" "Why then," says John, "we shook him once." "Shook him! How?"-Bolus stammer'd out. "We jolted him about." "Zounds! Shake a patient, man!- -a shake won't do." "No, Sir, and so we gave him two." "Two shakes! od's curse! "Twould make the patient worse." "It did so, Sir!-and so a third we tried." "Well, and what then?"-" Then, Sir, my master died." GROUP of topers at a table sat, With punch that much regales the thirsty soul: Flies soon the party join'd, and join'd the chat, Humming, and pitching round the mantling bowl. At length those flies got drunk, and for their sin, Y Wanting to drink-one of the men Dipp'd from the bowl the drunken host, And drank-then taking care that none were lost, He put in ev'ry mother's son agen. Up jump'd the Bacchanalian crew on this, Swearing, and in the attitude to smite : "Lord!” cried the man with gravely-lifted eyes, 66 Though I don't like to swallow flies, I did not know but others might." THE APPLE DUMPLINGS AND A KING. PETER PINDAR. NCE on a time, a Monarch, tired with hooping, A poor, defenceless, harmless buck, The horse and rider wet as muck, From his high consequence and wisdom stooping, Where sat a poor old woman with her pot. The wrinkled, blear-eyed, good old granny, Like lightning spoke, "What's this? what's this? what? what?" |