THE FANCY BALL. IN A LETTER TO MY COUSIN. THE fancy ball?-of course, dear coz, And I looked as proud as a bridegroom, coz, And in sooth the sight was a pleasant sight, And who peep not under the rosy wreath "Tis better to catch the spirit, coz, Of the passing hour as it flies, I did all I could to be pleased, dear coz, For a face whose features might bring me back Oh! beauty is often talked of, coz, But very rarely seen Beauty that looks like a seraph, coz, And moves like a starry queen. And the men were worse than the women, coz, And some looked as awkward, as if they had spent And each seem'd painfully conscious, coz, That he wore a fancy dress, Which he knew had cost him twenty pounds, As nearly as he could guess. The English are too grave a people, coz, To enjoy a fancy ball, They lack the gladdening sun that shines On the Tuscan Carnival; Their misty climate affects their blood, They cannot fling their reserve aside, Oh! 'twas only a shadow dim and faint, Had a livelier spirit ruled o'er the hour, And danced through the glittering scene; Even I could have felt the influence, coz, Of souls more warm and free Souls which, like thine, could have left the earth, And gone up to the sky with me. But the souls lay some in a necklace, coz, And some in the peak of a stomacher, And some-heaven best knows where ;- And some had never got souls at all Doubtless there were exceptions, coz, If one could have found them out; Where every one was looking sweet, Then live the Fancy Ball, dear coz, May we all be at it again! And may none of the ladies who glitter'd there Be angry at what I've said, For, rather than anger a fair ladye, I'd let her chop off my head. THE TALL GENTLEMAN'S APOLOGY. UPBRAID me not;-I never swore eternal love to thee, Besides you must confess, my love, the bargain scarcely fair, For never could we make a match, altho' we made a pair; Marriage, I know, makes one of two; but here's the horrid bore, My friends declare, if you are one, that I at least am four. "Tis true the moralists have said, that Love has got no eyes, But why should all my sighs be heaved for one who has no size? And on our wedding-day I'm sure I'd leave you in the lurch, For you never saw a steeple, dear, in the inside of a church. "Tis usual for a wife to take her husband by the arm, I do admit I wear a glass, because my sight's not good, Scope. Then fare thee well, my gentle one! I ask no parting kiss, I must not break my back to gain so exquisite a bliss ; Nor will I weep lest I should hurt so delicate a flower,— shower. Farewell! and pray don't drown yourself in a bason or a tub, A POINT FOR THE CRITICS. FROM THE FRENCH OF ARMAND GOUFFE'. "WRITE just as you speak," say modern critics, Tell me, in God's name, how should I compose, |