161 Nor a sou had he got,--not a guinea or note, We saw him again at dead of night, All bare, and exposed to the midnight dews, "The Doctor's as drunk as the Devil," we said, Would "consumedly ache on the morrow. We bore him home, and we put him to bed, Loudly they talked of his money that's gone, But little he recked, so they let him snore on 'Neath the counterpane just as we laid him. We tucked him in, and had hardly done Slowly and sadly we all walked down RICHARD HARRIS BARHAM (1788-1845). 162 THE LAST LAMP OF THE ALLEY THE last lamp of the alley All its brilliant companions To rival her glimmer, I'll not leave thee, thou lone one, As the bright ones are shattered, Thou too shalt be broke. Thus kindly I scatter Thy globe o'er the street, Then home will I stagger By the light of my nose sure When thy blaze is extinguished, Thy brilliancy gone, Oh! my beak shall illumine The alley alone. WILLIAM MAGINN (1793-1842). 163 INISHOWEN I CARE not a fig for a flagon of flip, Or a whistling can of rumbo; But my tongue through whisky-punch will slip As nimble as Hurlothrumbo. So put the spirits on the board, And give the lemons a squeezer, And we'll mix a jorum, by the Lord! That will make your worship sneeze, sir. The French, no doubt, are famous souls, The big-breeched Dutch in juniper gin, But are rum, gin, brandy worth a pin Though here with a lord 'tis jolly and fine To get a little misty; Yet not the blood of the Bordeaux grape, Nor clammy Constantia, the pride of the Cape, Prefer I to Inishowen. 164 WILLIAM MAGINN. DRINK WHEN Panurge and his fellows, as Rab'lais will tell us, Set out on a sail to the ends of the earth, 'Twas an answer most splendid and sage, as I think; For sans any delaying, it's summed up by saying: The whole duty of man is one syllable— "DRINK!" O bottle mirific! Advice beatific! A response more celestial sure never was known; I speak for myself, I prefer it to Delphi, Though Apollo himself on that rock fixed his throne. The foplings of fashion may still talk their trash on, And declare that the custom of toping should sink; A fig for such asses, I stick to my glasses, And swear that no fashion shall stint me in drink! And now in full measure I toast you with pleasure, The warrior-* The poet-t The statesman—‡ And sage; § Whose benign constellation illumines the nation, Shine clear as the day-star on morning's sweet brink! May their sway ne'er diminish! And therefore I finish, By proposing the health of the four whom I drink. WILLIAM MAGINN. * Ensign Odoherty, i.e. Maginn himself. Timothy Tickler, i.e. Robert Sym. § Christopher North, i.e. Professor John Wilson. |