Blanch. What, has my lady hired thee? Sam. She has taken me like a pad nag, upon trial. Blanch. I suspect you will play her a jade's trick, and stumble in your probation. You have been caught tripping ere now. Sam. An' I do not give content, 'tis none of my fault. A man's qualities cannot come out all at once. I wish you would teach me a little how to lay a cloth. Blanch. You are well qualified for your office, truly, not to know that. Sam. To say truth, we had little practice that way at home. We stood not upon forms; we had sometimes no cloth for a dinner Blanch. And sometimes no dinner for a cloth. Sam. Just so. We had little order in our family. Blanch. Well, I will instruct you. Sam. That's kind. I will be grateful. They tell me I have learned nothing but wickedness yet, but I will instruct you in anything I know in return. Blanch. There, I have no mind to become your scholar. But be steady in your service, and you may outlive your beggary and grow into respect. [Exit R. Sam. Nay, an' riches rain upon me, respect will grow of course. I never knew a rich man yet who wanted followers to pull off their caps to him. SONG. A traveler stopped at a widow's gate; But the landlady slighted her guest. For when Nature was making an ugly race, As a sample for all the rest. The chambermaid's sides they were ready to crack When she saw his queer nose and the hump at his back (A hu np isn't hand-ome, no doubt.) And though 'tis confessed that the prejudice goes Yet a nose shouldn't look like a snout. A bag full of gold on the table he laid; 'T had a wondrous effect on the widow and maid, And they quickly grew marvelous civil. The money immediately altered the case; They were charmed with his hump, and his snont. and his face, He paid like a prince, gave the widow a smack. Cried, Sir, should you travel this country again, [Exit L. SCENE IV. The library as before. WILFORD discovered. Wil. I would Sir Edward were come. The dread of a fearful encounter is often as terrible as the encounter itself. Eh! he's coming! No!, The old wainscot cracks and frightens me out of my wits; and I verily believe the great folio dropped on my head just now from the shelf on purpose to increase my terrors. None within hearing if I were to bawl Sir E. [pointing to L.] Lock yonder door. Sir E. [sitting R. C.] Do as I bid you. [MORTIMER waves his hand. I shall, sir. [Goes to the door L., and locks it. For I am singled from the herd of men, You deeply wrong yourself. Your equals' love, All follow you; and I-I owe you all— I know the value of the orphan's tear, I sought your life. Oh, I have suffered madness! them, End them as far as appertains to thee. I have resolv'd it, hell-born struggles tear me; Sir E. You must swear. Wil. Swear, sir! Will nothing but an oath, Sir E. [rising and seizing WILFORD'S arm.] May all the ills that wait on frail humanity Who strangle babes for very wantonness, And shrinking curse you! Palsies strike your And the sharp terrors of a guilty mind Poison your aged days; while all your nights, As on the earth you lay your houseless head, Out-horror horror! May you quit the world Enter SIR EDWARD MORTIMER, R. door, which he Your life a burthen and your death a fear! Abhorred, self-hated, hopeless for the next, locks after him. hearing him shut it. [Aside, L. C.] What's that? 'Tis he himself! Mercy on me! he has locked the door. What is going to become of me? WILFORD turns round on Sir E. Wilford, is no one in the picture gallery? Wil. For mercy's sake, forbear! you terrify me. thou hopest it, By every attribute which heaven, earth, hell, Wil. [hesitating.] Well-I It may be wrong; indeed, I pity you. I ask no consolation! Idle boy! Sir E. Him. She knows it not-none know it; Dead in the church-yard! Boy, I would not kill You are the first ordained to hear me say, Wil. What! you that-mur-the murder-I am choked! Sir E. Honor-thou blood-stain'd god! at whose red altar Sit war and homicide, oh! to what madness And saw this sinewy savage strike me down, Thrust me against him, darkling, in the street. Wil. Oh, mercy on me! How could this deed be covered? Sir E. Would you think it? E'en at the moment when I gave the blow, They summoned me, as friend would summon friend, To acts of import and communication. Which truth once made her throne, to forget a lie- Wil. Heaven forgive me! thee; Wil. Some hours ago you durst not. Passion moved you; Reflection interposed and held your arm. A rich man's honor or a poor man's honesty? I have endangered mine. From this time forth are fettered to my will. How now, Winterton ? I mean, good Adam, did you wait-aye, wait, Win. Bless your honor, no; You are too good to let the old man wait. Sir R. What, then, our talk here-Wilford's, Did not detain you at the door? Ha! did it? Sir E. Oh! Well, what's the matter? company. I've placed another flagon on the table; Sir E. Well, well, I come. What, has he been alone? Win. No; I've been with him. Od! he's a merry man, and does so jest! Sir E. Come, Adam, I'll attend the Captain. What I have just now given you in charge the broken porch of the abbey, and watch; 'tis all you are good for. Boy. You know I am but young yet, but, with good instructions, I may be a robber in time. Jud. Away, you imp! you will never reach such preferment. [A whistle without, R.] So, I hear some of our party. [The whistle again-the BOY puts his fingers in his mouth, and whistles in answer.] Why must you keep your noise, sirrah? Boy. Nay, Judith, 'tis one of the first steps we boys learn in the profession. I shall never come to good if you check me so. [Looking off, R. U. E.] Huzza! here come three! Enter THREE ROBBERS through the broken arches, R. U. E. Jud. So you have found your road at last. ! A murrain light upon you! Is it thus you keep your hours? 1st Rob. What, hag! ever at this trade-ever grumbling? Jud. I have reason; I toil to no credit; I watch with no thanks. I trim up the table for your return, and no one returns in due time to notice my industry. Your meat is scorched to cinders. Rogues! would it were poison for you! 1st Rob. [aside.] What a devil in petticoats is this! I never knew a woman turn to mischief that she did not undo a man clean. Jud [c.] Did any of you meet Orson on your way? 1st Rob. [L. C.] Aye, there the hand points. When that fellow is abroad, you are more savage than customary; and that is needless. 2d Rob. [L.] None of our comrades come yet? Be sure to keep fast locked. I shall be angry-They will be finely soaked. [Exit R. D. F., followed by WINTERTON. 1st Rob. Aye, the rain pours like a spout upon the ruins of the old abbey wall here. Jud. I'm glad on't; may it drench them, and breed agues! "Twill teach them to keep time. 1st Rob. Peace, thou abominable railer! A man had better dwell in purgatory than have thee in his habitation. Peace, devil! or I'll make thee repent! Jud. You! "Tis as much as thy life is worth to move my spleen. 1st Rob. What! you will set Orson, your champion, upon me? Jud. Coward! he should not disgrace himself by chastising thee. 1st Rob. [drawing his sword.] Death and thunder! Jud. Aye, attack a woman-do! it suits your hen-hearted valor. Assault a woman! 1st Rob. Well, passion hurried me; but I have a respect for the soft sex, and am cool again. [Returns his sword to the scabbard.] Come, Judith, be friends; nay come, do, and I will give thee a Jud. Well, sirrah, have you been upon the farthingale I took from a lawyer's widow. scout? Are any of our gang returning? Enter JUDITH and a BOY, L Boy. No, Judith, not a soul. Jud. The rogues tarry thus to fret me. Boy. Why, indeed, Judith, the credit of your cookery is lost among thieves; they never come punctual to their meals. Jud. No tidings of Orson yet from the markettown? Boy. I have seen nothing of him. Jud. Brat! thou dost never bring me good news. Boy. Judith, you are ever so cross with me! Jud. That wretch, Orson, slights my love of late! Hence, you hemp-seed, hence! Get to Jud. Where is it? 1st Rob. You shall have it. [Music without, R.] Hark! rade. MUSICAL DIALOGUE AND CHORUS. At different periods of the music the ROBBERS en- That hoots upon the mould'ring tower. Now they all come pouring in, Our jollity will soon begin. Sturdy partners, all appear. We're here!-And here!-And here!-And here! Then meet to drain the flowing bowl. Enter ORSON, L. U. E., with baggage at his back, as returned from market. this! Well, time must discover him; for he who had brutality enough to commit the action, can scarcely have courage enough to confess it. Ors. [L. Courage, captain, is a quality, I take it, little wanted by any here. What signify words? I did it. Arm. I suspected thee, Orson. "Tis scarce an hour since he whom thou has wounded quitted the service of Sir Edward Mortimer, in the forest here, and inquiry will doubtless be made. 2d Rob. Nay, then, we are all discovered. Arm. Now mark what thou hast done. Thou hast endangered the safety of our party; thou 1st Rob. See, hither comes Orson at last. He hast broken my order ('tis not the first time by walks in, like Plenty, with provision on his shoul-many), in attacking a passenger; and what pasder. senger? One whose unhappy case should have Jud. [R. C.] Oh, Orson! why didst tarry, claimed thy pity. He told you he had displeasOrson? I began to fear. Thou art cold and damp. Let me wring the wet from thy clothes. Oh! my heart leaps to see thee. Ors. [c.] Stand off! This hamper has been wearisome enough; I want not thee on my neck. Jud. Villain! 'tis thus you ever use me! I can revenge! I can-do not, dear Orson-do not treat me thus ! Ors. Let a man be ever so sweet-tempered, he will meet somewhat to sour him. I have been vexed to madness. 2d Rob. [L.] How now, Orson? What has vexed thee now? Ors. A prize has slipt through my fingers. 3d Rob. [R.] Ha! Marry, how? Ors. I met a straggling knave on foot, and the rogue resisted. He had the face to tell me that he was thrust on the world to seek his fortune, and that the little he had about him was his all. Plague on the provision at my back! I had no time to rifle him; but I have spoiled him for fortune-seeking, I warrant him. ed his master, left the house of comfort, and, with his scanty pittance, was wandering around the world to mend his fortune. Like a butcher, you struck the forlorn boy to the earth, and left him to languish in the forest. Would any of our brave comrades have done this? Robbers. None! none! Arm. Comrades, in this case my voice is single; but if it have any weight, this brute, this Orson, shall be thrust from our community, which he has disgraced. Let it not be said, brothers, while want drives us to plunder, that wantonness prompts us to butchery. Robbers. Oh! brave captain! Away with him! Ors. You had better ponder on 't, ere you provoke me. Arm. Rascal! do you mutter threats? Begone! Ors. Well, if I must, I must. I was ever a friend to you all; but if you are bent on turning me out, why, fare you well. Robbers. Aye, aye! Away, away! Ors. Farewell, then. [Exit L. U. E. 3d Rob. Orson, you are ever disobeying our Arm. Come, comrades, think no more of this captain's order; you are too remorseless and let us drown the choler we have felt in wine and bloody. Ors. Take heed, then, how you move my anger by telling me on't. The affair is mine; I will answer to the consequence. [A whistle heard without, R. U. E. 4th Rob. I hear our captain's signal. Here he comes. Ha! he is leading one who seems wounded. Enter ARMSTRONG, R. U. E., supporting WILFORD. Arm. Gently, good fellow! Come, keep a good heart. Wil. You are very kind; I had breathed my last but for your care. Whither have you led me? 4th Rob. Where you will be well treated, youngster. You are now among as honorable a knot of men as ever cried "Stand" to a traveler. Wil. How! among robbers? 4th Rob. Why, so the law's cant calls us gentlemen who live at large. Wil. So! For what am I reserved? Arm. Fear nothing; you are safe in this asylum. Judith, lead him in. Jud. I do not like the office. You are ever at these tricks; 'twill ruin us in the end. What have we to do with charity? But come, fellow, since it must be so. The rogues here call me savage; but I have a kindly heart, for all that. [Exit, c. F., leading WILFORD. Arm. I would I knew which of you had done SCENE I.-A Room in SIR EDWARD MORTIMER'S SIR EDWARD MORTIMER, L., and HELEN, R., Hel. Sooth, you look better now, indeed you do, Sir E. Thou'rt a sweet flatterer! Sir E. And what wouldst thou prescribe? Hel. I would distill Each flower that lavish happiness produced To chase away thy dullness. Thou shouldst wanton Sir E. Sweet, sweet Helen! [They rise. Death, softened with thy voice, might dull his And steep his darts in balsam. Oh, my Helen! Of late are frequent with me. It should seem Hel. Oh, yes; There is no little movement of your face But I can mark on the instant-'tis my study; I can interpret every turn it has, And read your inmost soul. Sir E. What? Hel. Mercy on me! You change again. Sir E. "Twas nothing; do not fear; These little shocks are usual-'twill not last. Hel. I prithee, now, endeavor. This young man This boy this Wilford, he has been ungrateful; Sir E. I'll hunt him through the world! Hel. Why, look you there, now! Pray be calm. I am too boisterous. "Tis my unhappiness To seem most harsh where I would show most kind Hel. His own ingratitude. Hel. Then leave him to his conscience. There is no earthly punishment so great, To scourge an evil act, as man's own conscience, Sir E. 'Tis a hell! I pray you talk no more on 't. I am weak; Hel. Would you sleep now? Sir E. No, Helen, no. I tire thy patient sweet ness. Hel. I fear this business may distract you, Mor- The world has made me peevish; this same boy I would you would defer it till to-morrow. Hel. He's beneath your care. Sir E. Not so, sweet. Do not fear. I prithee, now, Seek him not now, to punish him. Poor wretch! Let me have way in this. He carries that away within his breast Has he then breathed? Carries within his breast! Anon I'll come to thee. Retire awhile— Hel. Pray, now be careful; I dread these agitations. Pray, keep calm; Hel. Since it must be so, farewell! [Exit L. |