In human kind, the only amulet By which the soul walks fearless through the world, Earl. Well, sir, our conference is ended. Mor. Yes; but its issues have yet to be revealed. Mab. He is deceived! He hears me not! knows me not! He's gone! Earl. Why, what is this, dear Mabel? I am not used, you know, to witness strife. [Exit. He Earl. Hither, love! [MABEL reels forward, and falls into her father's arms.] (By permission of the Author.) SCENE FROM "THE KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.” By J. R. PLANCHÉ. SMITH. WAITER. CAPTAIN COZENS. LANDLORD. D'ARCY. Smith. [Advancing to an empty table.] Waiter! Smith. This table engaged? Wait. No, sir. Smith. Then I may be permitted to sit here? Smith. If you please, I should feel obliged--as soon as possible. Wait. Bill of fare, sir. [Giving it to him.] Smith. Thank you. I may have anything I see here? Wait. Certainly, sir. [Aside.] Some country gentleman. Smith. [Surprised.] You're very good. Then I'll say some turtle, to begin with. Wait. Turtle-yes, sir. [Aside.] An alderman, or a banker. Smith. To be followed by filet de turbot, à la Hollandaise, hashed venison, and apricot fritters. Wait. [Bowing.] Yes, sir. [Aside.] Oh, a very rich banker. Capt. [Who has been attracted by SMITH'S manner, 180 The Knights of the Round Table. aside.] Humph! Not a bad judge of a dinner, whoever he is! Smith. Some punch, of course, with the turtle. Wait. Yes, sir; what wine, sir? Smith. Is your Madeira fine? Wait. We have some very fine, sir. Smith. I'll taste your Madeira. [Takes up newspaper, and reads.] Capt. [Aside.] A bon vivant-dressed plainly, but like a gentleman-a stranger here; at least I never saw him before. Enter D'ARCY. Smith. Waiter! Wait. Sir. Smith. Champagne. Wait. Yes, sir. [Serves champagne.] Capt. [To D'ARCY.] Do you know that man? D'Arcy. [Looking at SMITH.] No. Capt. He knows how to live. Wait. [To D'ARCY.] Your dinner is served, sir; the gentlemen only wait for you. D'Arcy. I am coming. Capt. You may safely. [Aside.] I trust all to you. What of your scheme? D'Arcy. Come to-night to Madame Boulanger's, in Golden Square-there is a dance thereCapt. Where you have lodged-your sister? D'Arcy. Aye, aye! of course - you know. Ask for me I shall be there till twelve, and may want [Exit D'ARCY. you. Capt. Good! Smith. Waiter! Wait. Sir. Smith. A pint of Burgundy, and some peaches. Capt. [Aside.] Peaches in May! - half a crown apiece, at least! Smith. [To WAITER, who brings Burgundy and peaches.] A toothpick; [WAITER hands him one in a glass] and in about ten minutes you may send for— Wait. A coach, sir? Smith. No; an officer. Capt. [Aside.] An officer! Wait. An officer-of the Guards, sir? Smith. A constable. Wait. Lord, sir !—what for, sir? Capt. [Aside, and rising uneasily.] Aye, what for, indeed? Smith. To take me up! Wait. Take you up, sir? Capt. He's a madman! Smith. Well, I don't insist upon it, only take notice, I shall go as soon as I have finished this Burgundy. Wait. Well, sir, your bill will be made out in a minute. Smith. Perhaps so; but it won't be paid in a minute-I've no money! Wait. No money! Here, master! Smith. I told you to send for a constable. 182 The Knights of the Round Table. Capt. [Aside.] If this fellow is not mad, he's an artist. Enter LANDLORD. Land. What's the matter here? Wait. This gentleman, sir. Smith. The landlord, I presume. Sir, the matter is exceedingly simple: I have eaten an excellent dinner, and I have no money to pay for it. Land. Lost your purse, sir-not in my house, I hope? Smith. Oh dear no, sir! I had no money when I entered it. Land. And you ordered a dinner that comes to[holding out bill]-one pound eighteen and sixpence ! Smith. No more! Your charges are very moderate. I should have guessed two guineas, at least. Land. And you can't pay it? Smith. It's a melancholy fact! Smith. My friend-my dear friend!-pray don't make a disturbance. I have desired your waiter to send for a constable; what would you have me do more? Capt. [Aside.] He is a great artist-a very great artist! Land. Sir, you-you're a rogue-you're a swindler! Smith. Sir, you are abusive-you are offensive! If you do not choose to send for a constable, I am your most obedient Land. But I will. Here, Dick, run for a constable. |