reception but accident, in some measure, relieved our embarrassment; for one of the company happening to mention her name, Mr. Thornhill observed with an oath, that he never knew any thing more absurd than calling such a fright a beauty: For strike me ugly,' continued he, if I should not find as much pleasure in choosing 'my mistress by the information of a lamp under the 'clock at St. Dunstan's.' At this he laughed, and so did we the jests of the rich are ever successful. Olivia too could not avoid whispering loud enough to be heard, that he had an infinite fund of humour.

After dinner, I began with my usual toast, the Church; for this I was thanked by the chaplain, as he said the Church was the only mistress of his affections.- -'Come, 'tell us honestly, Frank,' said the 'Squire, with his usual archness, suppose the Church, your present mistress, drest in lawn sleeves, on one hand, and Miss Sophia, with no lawn about her, on the other, which would you 'be for? For both, to be sure,' cried the chaplain.'Right, Frank,' cried the 'Squire, 'for may this glass 'suffocate me but a fine girl is worth all the priestcraft ' in the Creation. For what are tithes and tricks but an 'imposition, all a confounded imposture, and I can prove 'it.'- 'I wish you would,' cried my son Moses, and I think,' continued he, that I should be able to answer 'you.'-' Very well, Sir,' cried the 'Squire, who immediately smoked him, and winking on the rest of the company, to prepare us for the sport, if you are for a cool 'argument upon that subject, I am ready to accept the 'challenge. And first, whether are you for managing it ‘analogically or dialogically?' 'I am for managing it ' rationally,' cried Moses, quite happy at being permitted to dispute. Good again,' cried the 'Squire, and firstly, of the first. I hope you'll not deny that whatever is, 'is. If you don't grant me that I can go no further.'

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'Why,' returned Moses, I think I may grant that, and 'make the best of it.'-'I hope too,' returned the other, you'll grant that a part is less than the whole.' 'I grant 'that too,' cried Moses, it is but just and reasonable.' - I hope,' cried the 'Squire, 'you will not deny, that 'the two angles of a triangle are equal to two right 'ones.'-'Nothing can be plainer,' returned t'other, and looked round with his usual importance. Very well,' cried the 'Squire, speaking very quick, the premises being thus settled, I proceed to observe, that the con'catenation of self-existence, proceeding in a reciprocal 'duplicate ratio, naturally produces a problematical dialogism, which in some measure proves that the essence of spirituality may be referred to the second 'predicable.'' Hold, hold,'—cried the other, 'I deny that Do you think I can thus tamely submit 'to such heterodox doctrines?'-'What,' replied the 'Squire, as if in a passion, 'not submit! Answer me one 'plain question: Do you think Aristotle right when he says, that relatives are related?' 'Undoubtedly,' replied the other. If so then,' cried the 'Squire, ' answer

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me directly to what I propose: Whether do you judge 'the analytical investigation of the first part of my ' enthymem deficient secundum quoad, or quoad minus, ' and give me your reasons, give me your reasons, I say, 'directly.'' I protest,' cried Moses, 'I don't rightly 'comprehend the force of your reasoning; but if it be 'reduced to one simple proposition, I fancy it may then 'have an answer.'- O Sir,' cried the 'Squire, ‘I am your most humble servant, I find you want me to furnish you with argument and intellects too. No, Sir, there I protest you are too hard for me.' This effectually raised the laugh against poor Moses, who sate the only dismal figure in a group of merry faces: nor did he offer a single syllable more during the whole entertainment.

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But though all this gave me no pleasure, it had a very different effect upon Olivia, who mistook it for humour, though but a mere act of the memory. She thought him therefore a very fine gentleman; and such as consider what powerful ingredients a good figure, fine clothes, and fortune are in that character, will easily forgive her. Mr. Thornhill, notwithstanding his real ignorance, talked with ease, and could expatiate upon the common topics of conversation with fluency. It is not surprising then that such talents should win the affections of a girl, who by education was taught to value an appearance in herself, and consequently to set a value upon it in another.

Upon his departure, we again entered into a debate upon the merits of our young landlord. As he directed his looks and conversation to Olivia, it was no longer doubted but that she was the object that induced him to be our visitor. Nor did she seem to be much displeased at the innocent raillery of her brother and sister upon this occasion. Even Deborah herself seemed to share the glory of the day, and exulted in her daughter's victory as if it were her own. 'And now, my dear,' cried she to me, 'I'll fairly own, that it was I that instructed my girls to encourage our landlord's addresses. I had

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always some ambition, and you now see that I was right; for who knows how this may end?' 'Aye,

'who knows that indeed,' answered I, with a groan: 'for my part I don't much like it; and I could have been better pleased with one that was poor and honest, than this fine gentleman with his fortune and infidelity; for depend on't, if he be what I suspect him, no free'thinker shall ever have a child of mine.'

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suppress. Thinking freely of religion may be involuntary with this gentleman: so that allowing his sentiments to be wrong, yet as he is purely passive in his 'assent, he is no more to be blamed for his errors, than 'the governor of a city without walls for the shelter he 'is obliged to afford an invading enemy.'

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'True, my son,' cried I; but, if the governor invites the enemy there, he is justly culpable. And such is always the case with those who embrace error. The vice does not lie in assenting to the proofs they see; 'but in being blind to many of the proofs that offer. 'So that, though our erroneous opinions be involuntary ' when formed, yet as we have been wilfully corrupt, or very negligent in forming them, we deserve punishment for our vice, or contempt for our folly.'

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My wife now kept up the conversation, though not the argument she observed, that several very prudent men of our acquaintance were free-thinkers, and made very good husbands; and she knew some sensible girls that had skill enough to make converts of their spouses: 'And who knows, my dear,' continued she, 'what Olivia may be able to do. The girl has a great deal to say

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upon every subject, and to my knowledge is very well skilled in controversy.'

'Why, my dear, what controversy can she have read ? cried I. It does not occur to me that I ever put such 'books into her hands: you certainly over-rate her 'merit.' 'Indeed, Papa,' replied Olivia, she does not : 'I have read a great deal of controversy. I have read the disputes between Thwackum and Square;

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controversy between Robinson Crusoe and Friday the savage, and I am now employed in reading the con'troversy in Religious Courtship.' 'Very well,' cried I, that's a good girl, I find you are perfectly qualified 'for making converts, and so go help your mother to 'make the gooseberry-pye.'

So loud a report, and so near, startled my daughters: and I could perceive that Sophia in the fright had thrown herself into Mr. Burchell's arms for protection.-PAGE 234.

CHAPTER VIII

An amour, which promises little good fortune, yet may be productive of much.

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chell, though I began, for certain reasons, to be displeased with the frequency of his return; but I could not refuse him my company and fire-side. It is true his labour more than requited his entertainment; for he wrought among us with vigour, and either in the meadow or at the hay-rick put himself foremost. Besides, he had always