669. Spinus his choyce. Spinus would wed, but he would have a wench 670. Backbiters. When Codrus catches fleas, what e'r he ailes, 671. In Salonum. Oft in the night Salonus is inclin'd, To rise and pisse, and does as oft break wind: If's Urinall be glasse, as 'tis no doubt, I wonder it so many cracks holds out. 672, In Leonatum. The filthiest, the fowlest, deformedst lasse, That is, will be, I think or ever was, Leonatus loves; wherewith should she him draw, Except as she's like jet, he be like straw? 673. Nosce teipsum. Walking and meeting one not long ago, But he that knows himselfe I never knew. 674. On old Silvius. Silvius by Simony a living got, And he liv'd well upon it; pray why not? 675. On Perfumes. They that smell least, smell best: which intimates, They smell like Beasts that smell like Civet Cats. 676. Arcades ambo.. Fack and Dick both with one woman dealt 677. On Punchin. Give me a reason why men call Punchin a dry plant-Animall. Because as plants by water grow, Punchin by Beer and Ale spreads so. 678. Ne fide colori. When Bassa walks abroad she paints her face, And then she would be seen in every place, For then your Gallants who so e'r they are, Under a colour will account her faire. 679. In Flavium. When Flavius once would needs praise Tin, But what his belly did bethink, 680. Ad Quintum. Thy lawfull wife, fair Lelia needs must be, 681. In Virtutem. Vertue we praise, but practise not her good, 682. A good wits diet. That which upholds our tottering walls of flesh, 683. On Womens tongue. Things that be bitter, bitterer than gall, 684. A proper comparison. As there are three blue beans in a blue bladder, Even so like all these, There are three Universities. 685. Of Death. He that fears death, or mourns it in the just, 686. Woman. Woman was once a rib, (as truth hath said) 687 Peperit, &c. Nels husband said, she brought him nought but toys, 688. Insipiens.. Two friends discoursing that together stood, The one enquiring if the other could He answer'd no, but he is otherwise. 689. Romes wifelesse Clergy. Long did I wonder, and I wonder❜d much, What, doth she all with continence indue? O no; they find a womans lips so dainty, They'l tye themselves from one, 'cause they'l have twenty. 690. On Eves Apples. Eve for thy fruit thou gav'st too dear a price, What? for an apple give a Paradise ? If now adayes of fruit such gaines were made, 691. Will the Perfumer. Will the Perfumer met me in the street, |