When you with your bagpipes are ready to play, With Sandy, and Sawney, and Jockey, MRS. BULKLEY. Ye gamesters, who, so eager in pursuit, you :' Ye barristers, so fluent with grimace, 'My Lord, your Lordship misconceives the case:' Doctors, who cough and answer every misfortuner, 'I wish I'd been call'd in a little sooner;' Assist my cause with hands and voices hearty, Come, end the contest here, and aid my party. AIR BALLINAMONY. MISS CATLEY. Ye brave Irish lads, hark away to the crack, For sure I don't wrong you, you seldom are slack, back. For you're always polite and attentive, And death is your only preventive: Your hands and your voices for me. MRS. BULKLEY. Well, Madam, what if, after all this sparring, We both agree, like friends, to end our jarring? MISS CATLEY. And that our friendship may remain unbroken, What if we leave the Epilogue unspoken? Agreed. MRS. BULKLEY. MISS CATLEY. Agreed. MRS. BULKLEY. And now, with late repentance, Unepilogued the poet waits his sentence. Condemn the stubborn fool who can't submit To thrive by flattery, though he starves by wit. [Exeunt. ANOTHER INTENDED EPILOGUE TO "SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER." TO BE SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY. THERE is a place so Ariosto sings A treasury for lost and missing things; them. But where's this place, this storehouse of the age? The moon, says he; but I affirm, the stage: At least, in many things, I think I see Come here to saunter, having made his bets, How can the piece expect or hope for quarter? Yes, he's far gone: and yet some pity fix; 1 Presented in MS., among other papers, to Dr. Percy, by the Poet, and first printed in Miscellaneous Works, 1801.-P. C. POEMS EXTRACTED FROM THE PROSE WORKS OF GOLDSMITH, (See Citizen of the World, L. 85.) It is the business of the stage-poet to watch the appearance of every new player at his own house, and so come out next day with a flaunting copy of newspaper verses. In these, nature and the actor may be set to run races, the player always coming off victorious; or nature may mistake him for herself; or old Shakespeare may put on his winding-sheet, and pay him a visit; or the tuneful Nine may strike up their harps in his praise; or, should it happen to be an actress, Venus, the beauteous Queen of Love, and the naked Graces, are ever in waiting. The lady must be herself a goddess bred and born; she must but you shall have a specimen of one of these poems, which may convey a more precise idea: ON SEEING MRS. PERFORM IN THE CHARACTER OF FOR you, bright fair, the Nine address their lays, |