MRS. BULKLEY. Well, Madam, what if, after all this sparring, We both agree, like friends, to end our jarring? MISS CATLEY. And that our friendship may remain unbroken, What if we leave the Epilogue unspoken? Agreed. MRS. BULKLEY. MISS CATLEY. Agreed. MRS. BULKLEY. And now, with late repentance, Unepilogued the poet waits his sentence. Condemn the stubborn fool who can't submit To thrive by flattery, though he starves by wit. [Exeunt. ANOTHER INTENDED EPILOGUE TO "SHE STOOPS TO CONQUER." TO BE SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY. THERE is a place so Ariosto sings Lost human wits have places there assign'd them, them. But where's this place, this storehouse of the age? Come here to saunter, having made his bets, How can the piece expect or hope for quarter? 1 Presented in MS., among other papers, to Dr. Percy, by the Poet, and first printed in Miscellaneous Works, 1801.-P. C. POEMS EXTRACTED FROM THE PROSE WORKs of goldsmith. (See Citizen of the World, L. 85.) It is the business of the stage-poet to watch the appearance of every new player at his own house, and so come out next day with a flaunting copy of newspaper verses. In these, nature and the actor may be set to run races, the player always coming off victorious; or nature may mistake him for herself; or old Shakespeare may put on his winding-sheet, and pay him a visit; or the tuneful Nine may strike up their harps in his praise; or, should it happen to be an actress, Venus, the beauteous Queen of Love, and the naked Graces, are ever in waiting. The lady must be herself a goddess bred and born; she must but you shall have a specimen of one of these poems, which may convey a more precise idea: ON SEEING MRS. PERFORM IN THE CHARACTER OF FOR you, bright fair, the Nine address their lays, She speaks! 'tis rapture all, and nameless bliss, And rocks forgot their hardness at the sound. (V. Citizen of the World, L. 106.) I am amazed that none have yet found out the secret of flattering the worthless, and yet of preserving a safe conscience. I have often wished for some method by which a man might do himself and his deceased patron justice, without being under the hateful reproach of self-conviction. After long lucubration, I have hit upon such an expedient, and send you the specimen of a poem upon the decease of a great man, in which the flattery is perfectly fine, and yet the poet perfectly innocent. ON THE DEATH OF THE RIGHT HON. YE Muses, pour the pitying tear For Pollio snatch'd away; Oh! had he liv'd another year, He had not died to-day. Oh! were he born to bless mankind In virtuous times of yore, Heroes themselves had fallen behind Whene'er he went before. |