Compar'd with Caustic, even as But I, in spite of my renown, • Darwin at last resolves to list And solves all sense from senseless matter; Else thy poor patients well may quake, If thou can no more mend than make. 40 BY PERKINS'S METALLIC PRACTICE. Here comes the HYDRA, which you Herculean gentlemen are requested to destroy; but the means, by which this great end is to be accomplished, will be fully pointed out in the succeeding Cantos. Our should-be wise and learn'd societies In treating me in manner scandalous, Determin'd, as I have no doubt, Which, once extinct, they think that so 'tis Such hum-drum heads and hollow hearts But that pretence, in every sense is, Those noble-spirited Macenasses To me have shewn the greatest meannesses; CANTO II. CONJURATIONS! ARGUMENT. THE Bard proceeds like one that's striving Then in a duel shews more prowess, Now I'm a man so meek and humble, 41 But starving is a serious matter! Many a worthy London Alderman will most feelingly sigh a dolorous response to this pathetic complaint. Another reason too, may't please ye, The credit of our craft is waning, Then rouse at this my sad complaining ; 42 We all must be in one sad mess! The sound is here a most correct echo to the sense; like the Βη δ'ακεων παρα θινα πολυφλοίσβοιο θαλασσης of HOMER; the Quadrupedante putrem sonitu quatit ungula campum, of VIRGIL; the Many a lusty thwack and bang, of BUTLER; And ten low words oft creep in one dull line, of POPE, &c. Indeed, gentlemen, I shall almost be tempted to pronounce that person a sorry sort of a simpleton, who does not see, or seem to see, the lengthened visage and hanging lip of our learned Esculapian Fraternity, depicted with the phiz-hitting pencil of a Hogarth, in these eight beautiful and appropriate monosyllables. |