1 THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL: A COMEDY. IN FIVE ACTS. BY R. B. SHERIDAN. Satire has always shone among the rest, NEW-YORK: PUBLISHED BY THOMAS LONGWORTH, Shakspeare-Gallery. Servant to Joseph, ................... King. Servants to Sir Peter,. ...... Messrs. Martin and Carter. PROLOGUE, WRITTEN BY MR. GARRICK. A School for Scandal! Tell me, I beseech you, "Lord!" cries my lady Wormwood, (who loves tattle, And puts much salt and pepper in her prattle) Just ris'n at noon, all night at cards, when threshing Strong tea and scandal-bless me, how refreshing: "Give me the papers, Lisp-how bold and free! (sips) "Last night lord L. (sips) was caught with lady D. "For aching heads, what charming sal volatile! (sips). "If Mrs. B. will still continue flirting, "We hope she'll draw, or we'll undraw, the curtain."Fine satire, pox! in public all abuse it; "Now Lisp, read you there at that dash and star"Yes, ma'am-a certain lord had best beware, "Who lives not twenty miles from Grosvenor-square : "For should he lady W. find willing "Wormwood is bitter."-" Oh! that's me-the villain ! "Throw it behind the fire, and never more "Let that vile paper come within my door." Thus at our friends we laugh, who feel the dart ; So strong, so swift the monster, there's no gagging; Till ev'ry drop of blood-that's ink--is spilt for you. } THE SCHOOL FOR SCANDAL. ACT I. SCENE-lady SNEERWELL's house. lady SNEERWELL and SNAKE discovered at a table. tea Lady Sneer. The paragraphs, you say, Mr. Snake, were all inserted. Snake. They were, madam; and as I copied them myself in a feigned hand, there can be no suspicion from whence they came. L. Sneer. Did you circulate the report of lady Brittle's intrigue with captain Boastall ? 1 Snake. That's in as fine a train as your ladyship could wish, in the common course of things. I think it must reach Mrs. Clacket's ears within twenty-four hours, and then the business, you know, is as good as done. L. Sneer. Why yes, Mrs. Clacket has talents, and a good deal of industry. Snake. True, madam, and has been tolerably successful in her day; to my knowledge she has been the cause of six matches being broken off, and three sons disinherited; of four forced elopements, as many close confinements, nine separate maintenances, and two divorces; nay, I have more than once traced her |