groggery has flowered out into the gilded saloon. The scurvy miscreant, once despised but patronized, has become the acknowledged gentleman of fashion. He has moved from his obscure quarters into the streets where decent citizens live, and is toasted and fêted by well-bred men and women. He has formed an ostentatious league, and banks millions to defend his disreputable profession. He calls conventions, and sits, with parade, in deliberation of his rights and immunities, and the public press busies itself with reports of his proceedings and speaks of him with respect. Moderation? No! Who talks of moderation in the coils of a boa-constrictor? We have temporized too long. It is time we talk and act like men. A murderer, cold, heartless, cruel, is among us. Not the assassin of one or of a family. His victims count by millions. His butcheries are progressing daily and nightly within sight of our dwellings. The screams of his victims, if we would but listen, would chase away sleep from our eyes. He knows the fact; we know it. His sole and only business for which he lives, and by which he lives, is first to debauch youth and innocence, and then to hurry the dishonored hulk away into a drunkard's grave, and pamper himself and his family upon the price of his villainies. The teocalli of the Aztec war-god, upon which the quivering hearts of thousands were laid, is a shrine of beauty compared with the horrors of this modern demon of destruction,-the rum-hole. We men stand by and see it and raise no hand; nay, worse yet, vote the right, and take the assassin of virtue and life by the hand and treat him as our equal. The annals of human history furnish no parallel of stupidity and monstrosity. Moderation? No, no! There is but one way; it is plain and simple. Treat the criminal as he deserves; let criminal law do its function; put him in the culprit's dock, which is the only place to which he is entitled; carry him from the dock, by sentence of law, to the felon's cell or to the gang of striped convicts, who are his only fit associates. Let the process be the most summary possible; let the law take hold of the factor on simple evidence of his business; let the evidence of criminal intent be the presence of the article; put it under ban of right of search when its presence is suspected. Deal with it precisely as we deal with theft, murder, abduction, and classes of crime which grade with it, but are far below it in atrocity. In a nation whose legislation is controlled by universal suffrage and direct vote, if half the voters have not sunk below the level of men, it cannot be long until we are delivered from this insufferable shame. WHEN GREEK MET GREEK. Stranger here? Yes, come from Varmount, You born there? No! sho! Well, well! Then you know Elisha Brown, Him as runs the old meat market At the lower end of town! Well! well! well! Born down in Granville! I could loan you for a minute, Till you buy a horse at Marcy's? There's my wallet! Just that in it! I might chance to need a little Betwixt now and half past three! So you're old friend Isaac's nephew? What! policeman, did you call me? Well, sir; do you know I thought so, THE PESSIMISTIC PHILOSOPHER. In building up natur' he thought the Creator And he said he and Darwin and Billy McVarren He said the whole pattern from Neptune to Saturn And that no particular was plumb perpendicular, He said that no critic, with brain analytic, He said he would suffer if any old duffer Any man with a cranium as big's a geranium See where natur' had blundered in points by the hundred And so day and night he advised the Almighty And his wife took in sewing to keep life a-going ABIGAIL BECKER.*-AMANDA T. JONES. OFF LONG POINT ISLAND, CANADA, NOVEMBER 24, 1854. The noble heroism of Abigail Becker is in nowise exaggerated, and justly entitles her to rank with Grace Darling and Ida Lewis. In fact, the men saved were accustomed to say that "no one could possibly tell the story as big as it really was." The wind, the wind where Erie plunged, Blew, blew nor'-east from land to land; Long Point, a swampy island-slant, Where gulls and eagles rest at need, The lowering night shut out the sight: Careened the vessel, pitched and veered,— She pounded over, lurched and sank: Her leaky hull the waters drank, Into the rigging, quick as thought, And it was cold—oh, it was cold! Now when the dawn began to break, Light up the sand-path drenched and brown, To fill her bucket from the lake, Came Mother Becker down. *From "The Century," by permission. From where her cabin crowned the bank She poised her glass with anxious ken: And oh, the gale! the rout and roar ! Sped Mother Becker: "Children! wake! "Get wood, cook fish, make ready all." She snatched her stores, she fled with haste, Through sinking sands, through quaggy lands, Ran to and fro, made cheery signs, Cold, cold it was-oh, it was cold! The bitter cold made watching vain: With ice the channel laboring rolled,No skiff could stand the strain. On all that isle, from outer swell To strait between the landings shut, Was never place where man might dwell, Save trapper Becker's hut. And it was twelve and one and two, And it was three o'clock and more. She called: "Come on! there's nought to do, But leap and swim ashore !" |