Each of the Four Numbers of "100 Choice Selections" contained in this volume is paged separately, and the Index is made to correspond therewith. See EXPLANATION on first page of Contents. The entire book contains nearly 1000 pages. 100 CHOICE SELECTIONS No. 27. LABOR.-GEORGE W. BUNGAY. Toil swings the axe, and forests bow, Stout labor lights its beacon fires And plumes with smoke the forge and mill. The monarch oak, the woodland's pride, Toil launches on the restless tide, And there unrolls the flag of stars; The engine with its lungs of flame, And ribs of brass, and joints of steel, From labor's plastic fingers came, With sobbing valve and whirring wheel. 'Tis labor works the magic press, And turns the crank in hives of toil, Here sunbrowned toil, with shining spade, And temples towering to the skies. NOTHING FOR USE.*-ELMER RUÁN COATES The letter ran thus: "MY DEAR NEPH., As hot weather is proving your bane, You will pack up your wife and your child Will be found at the depot, in time; Don't you fail, don't you send an excuse To your loving aunt, BARBARA CLIME. "P. S.-An old kerchief, thrown over your hat, Will defend it from similar hurt. You may pass to the wife and the child." Now the five o'clock train met Aunt Barbara Clime, When the hugging and kissing had come to an end, And she said: “My dear boy, you have failed to observe And she whispered: "My love, these precautions, you know, Have prevented financial distress." Here my wife and myself took a wink on the sly, Were it worn on the stage, in this Thespian age, I could say, she presented the Bible display Written expressly for this Collection. It was all perpendicular, not a relief From that fearful, monotonous line; From the figures, I think it was worn in the ark, That botanical pattern had flowers as large As a tea plate, I think I'll suppose, But the chemical vapors around Ararat Had quite faded the tulip and rose. And her sun-bonnet, made on the old-fashioned plan, Was a match for her one-dollar shoes; When you'd look at the charms of her face and her form, Such a glorious chance for a winning effect. As an antediluvian show in neglect, That would bring a satirical smile. At the depot, we heard both the titter and laugh It was painful to hear what I burned to resent Had my aunt any means? Just apply at the bank, She was bright in her test of those mines in the West, Had my aunt any clothes of the toney-swell kind? All the bureaus were laden, her trunks were all full, Was Aunt Barbara mean? I will answer, my friend, She would weep at distress and would give her “God bless" With the solace and cash that would cure. She would dwell on sweet charity,-how it surpassed A great point is right here,-her progenitors lived And continuous toil on that rock-ridden soil Though continuous toil on that rock-ridden soil Yet the line of the Clime, with a glow of divine, My Aunt Barbara mean? It was not in her dream, She'd so poorly present her sweet nature's intent, When she'd taken our "things" and had made us at home, We must have the refreshment of tea; And the dining-room, whither she hugged us along, The strange carpeting had a mosaical cast,— No two pieces were found to be kin, It would seem she was doing some patch-work affair, And she said: "My dear Neph., all the pieces above "But, woman, behold, they are four and five thick," She replied: "Why, of course,-one is saving the next, And the last is preserving the floor.” "Pile them up, my dear auntie," said I with a laugh, "Let the ceiling be reached very soon; The advantage is this, as you cannot go in, And that supper! No meat of the boar and the ram No old, rotten potatoes, or maggoty ham, Or those eggs that no chicken would praise. We had no soggy bread with a margarine spread, Or the taste of oak leaves in the tea, Not a flower of wax to avoid a new tax, But a genuine meal do we see. Oh! that gem of cuisine, no cheap boarding-house dream, Was the best that the markets afford; But a part of the Old Curiosity shop Was arranged on her bountiful board. |