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money is the happiest man, because he has both enjoyments."

The conversation having turned on Bon Mots, he quoted, from one of the Ana, an exquisite instance of flattery in a maid of honour in France, who being asked by the Queen what o'clock it was, answered, “ What your Majesty pleases.” He admitted that Mr. Burke's classical pun upon Mr. Wilkes's being carried on the shoulders of the mob,

numerisque fertur “ Lege solutus,"

was admirable; and though he was strangely unwilling to allow to that extraordinary man the talent of wit,* he also laughed with approbation at another of his playful conceits; which was, that “ Horace has in one line given a description of a good desirable manour:

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Est modus in rebus, sunt certi denique fines ;

that is to say, a modus as to the tithes, and certain fines.”

He observed, “A man cannot with propriety speak of himself, except he relates simple

See this question fully investigated in the Notes upon my “ Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides,” edit. 3, p. 21, et seq. And here, as a lawyer mindful of the maxim Suum cuique tribuito, I cannot forbear to mention, that the additional Note beginning with, “I find since the former edition” is not mine, but was obligingly furnished by Mr. Malone, who was so kind as to superintend the press while I was in Scotland, and the first part of the second edition was printing. He would not allow me to ascribe it to its proper authour ; but, as it is exquisitely acute and elegant, I take this opportunity, without his knowledge, to do him justice.

facts; as, 'I was at Richmond :' or what de pends on measuration: as, 'I am six feet high, He is sure he has been at Richmond; he is sure he is six feet high; but he cannot be sure he is wise, or that he has any other excellence. Then, all censure of a man's self is oblique praise, It is in order to shew how much he can spare. It has all the invidiousness of selfpraise, and all the reproach of falsehood.” BoswELL. “ Sometimes it may proceed from a man's strong consciousness of his faults being observed. He knows that others would throw him down, and therefore he had better lie down softly of his own accord.”

On Tuesday, April 28, he was engaged to dine at General Paoli's, where, as I have already observed, I was still entertained in elegant hospitality, and with all the ease and comfort of a home. I called on him, and accompanied him in a hackney-coach. We stopped first at the bottom of Hedge-lane, into which he went to leave a letter, “ with good news for a poor man in distress," as he told me. I did not question him particularly as to this. He himself often resembled Lady Bolingbroke's lively description of Pope: that “he was un politique aux choux et aux raves." He would say, “I dine to-day in Grosvenor-square;" this might be with a Duke; or, perhaps, “I dine to-day at the other end of the town:” or, “A gentleman of great eminence called on me yesterday." He loved thus to keep things floating in conjecture: Omne ignotum pro magnifico est. I believe I ventured to dissipate the cloud, to unveil the mystery, more freely and frequently than any

of his friends. We stopped again at Wirgman's, the well-known toy-shop, in St. James's Street, at the corner of St. James's Place, to which he had been directed, but not clearly, for he searched about some time, and could not find it at first; and said, “ To direct one only to a corner shop is toying with one." I suppose he meant this as a play upon the word toy; it was the first time that I knew him stoop to such sport. After he had been some time in the shop, he sent for me to come out of the coach, and help him to choose a pair of silver buckles, as those he bad were too small. Probably this alteration in dress had been suggested by Mrs. Thrale, by associating with whom, his external appearance was much improved. He got better cloaths; and the dark colour, from which he never deviated, was enlivened by metal buttons. His wigs, too, were much better; and, during their travels in France, he was furnished with a Paris-made wig, of handsome construction. This choosing of silver buckles was a negotiation: “Sir, (said he) I will not have the ridiculous large ones now in fashion; and I will give no more than a guinea for a pair.” Such were the principles of the business; and, after some examination he was fitted. As we drove along, I found him in a talking humour, of which I availed myself. Boswell.“ I was this morning in Ridley's shop, Sir; and was told, that the collection called Johnsoniana' has sold very much.” Johnson. “ Yet the Journey to to the Hebrides' has not had a great sale."* BOSWELL. “ That is strange." Johnson. “Yes, Sir; for in that buok I have told the world a great deal that they did not know before."

* Here he either was mistaken, or had a different notion of an extensive sale from what is generally entertained; for the fact is, that four thousand copies of that excellent work were sold very quickly. A new edition has been printed since his death, besides that in the collection of his works.

BOSWELL. “ I drank chocolate, Sir, this morning with Mr. Eld; and, to my po small surprizę, found him to be a Staffordshire Whig, a being which I did not believe had existed." Johnson. “Sir, there are rascals in all countries." Bos WELL. “Eld said, a Tory was a creature generated between a non-juring parson and one's grand-mother.” Johnson.“And I have always said, the first Whig was the Devil.” BOSWELL.“ He certainly was, Sir. The Devil was impatient of subordination ; he was the first who resisted power :"

“ Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heaven.” At General Paoli's were Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr. Langton, Marchese Gherardi of Lombardy, and Mr. John Spottiswoode the younger, of Spottiswoode,* the solicitor. At this time fears of an invasion were circulated; to obviate which, Mr. Spottiswoode observed, that Mr. Frazer the engineer, who had lately come from Dunkirk, said that the French had the same fears of us. Johnson. “ It is thus that mutual cowardice keeps us in peace. Were one half of mankind brave, and one half cowards, the brave would be always beating the cowards. Were all brave, they would lead a very uneasy life; all would be continually fighting; but being all cowards, we go on very well.”

* In the phraseology of Scotland, I should have said, “Mr. John Spottswoode the younger, of that ilk.Johnson knew that sense of the word very well, and has thus explained it in his Dictionary, voce Ilk.--" It also signifies the same;' as Mackintosh of that ilk, denotes a gentleman whose surname and the title of his estate are the same.”

We talked of drinking wine. JOHNSON. “I require wine, only when I am alone. I have then often wished for it, and often taken it.” SPOTTISWOODE. What, by way of a companion, Sir?” Johnson. “ To get rid of inyself, to send myself away. Wine gives great pleasure; and every pleasure is of itself a good. It is a good, unless counterbalanced by evil. A man may have a strong reason not to drink wine; and that may be greater than the plea

Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. Sometimes it does. But the danger is, that while a man grows better pleased with himself, he may be growing less pleasing to others.* Wine gives a man nothing. It neither gives him knowledge nor wit; it only animates a man, and enables him to bring out what a dread of the company has repressed. It only puts in motion what has been locked up in frost. But this may be good, or it may be bad.” SPOTTISWOODE. “So, Sir, wine is a

sure.

* It is observed in Waller's Life, in the Biographia Britannica, that he drank only water; and that while he sat in a company who were drinking wine," he had the dexterity to accommodate his discourse to the pitch of theirs as it sunk." If excess in drinking be meant, the remark is acutely just. But surely, a moderate use of wine gives a gaiety of spirits which witer-drinkers know not. VOL. III

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