Mrs Hard. That's false; I never see you when 770 you're in spirits. No, Tony, you then go to the alehouse or kennel. I'm never to be delighted with your agreeable, wild notes, unfeeling monster! Tony. Ecod! Mamma, your own notes are the wildest of the two. Mrs Hard. Was ever the like? But I see he wants to break my heart, I see he does. Hastings. Dear Madam, permit me to lecture the young gentleman a little. I'm certain I can 780 persuade him to his duty. Mrs Hard. Well! I must retire. stance, my love. You see, Mr Come, Con Hastings, the Was ever poor woman so plagued with a dear, sweet, pretty, [Exeunt Mrs Hardcastle and Miss Neville. Hastings. Tony. Tony [singing]. There was a young man riding by, and fain would have his will. Rang do didlo ace. Don't mind her. Let her cry. It's the I have seen her and 790 sister cry over a book for an hour together, and Hastings. Then you're no friend to the ladies, I Tony. That's as I find 'um. Hastings. Not to her of your mother's choosing, I dare answer! And yet she appears to me a pretty, well-tempered girl. Tony. That's because you don't know her as well 800 and there's not a more bitter cantankerous toad Hastings [aside]. Pretty encouragement, this, for a Tony. I have seen her since the height of that. She Hastings. To me she appears sensible and silent! that charms me. Tony. Yes, but curb her never so little, she kicks up, and you're flung in a ditch. Hastings. Well, but you must allow her a little Ah! could you but see Bet Bouncer of these 820 Hastings. Well, what say you to a friend that would Tony. Anon. Hastings. Would you thank him that would take Miss Neville, and leave you to happiness and your dear Betsy? 830 Tony. Ay; but where is there such a friend, for who would take her ? Hastings. I am he. If you but assist me, I'll engage to whip her off to France, and you shall never hear more of her. Tony. Assist you! Ecod, I will, to the last drop of my blood. I'll clap a pair of horses to your chaise that shall trundle you off in a twinkling, and may be get you a part of her fortin besides, in jewels, that you little dream of. 840 Hastings. My dear 'Squire, this looks like a lad of spirit. Tony. Come along then, and you shall see more of my spirit before you have done with me. We are the boys That fears no noise [Singing. Where the thundering cannons roar. [Exeunt. Act Third. Enter Hardcastle solus. Hard. What could my old friend Sir Charles mean by recommending his son as the modestest young man in town? To me he appears the most impudent piece of brass that ever spoke with a tongue. He has taken possession of the easy chair by the fireside already. He took off his boots in the parlour, and desired me to see them taken care of. I'm desirous to know how his impudence affects my daughter. -She will certainly be shocked at it. IO Enter Miss Hardcastle, plainly dressed. Hard. Well, my Kate, I see you have changed your dress as I bid you; and yet, I believe, there was no great occasion. Miss Hard. I find such a pleasure, sir, in obeying your commands, that I take care to observe them without ever debating their propriety. Hard. And yet, Kate, I sometimes give you some cause, particularly when I recommended my modest gentleman to you as a lover to-day. Miss Hard. You taught me to expect something 20 extraordinary, and I find the original exceeds the description! Hard. I was never so surprised in my life! He has quite confounded all my faculties! Miss Hard. I never saw anything like it: And a man of the world, too! Hard. Ay, he learned it all abroad,—what a fool was I, to think a young man could learn modesty Miss Hard. It seems all natural to him. Hard. A good deal assisted by bad company and a French dancing-master. 30 |