sincerity, if you please.-You play false with Lucy. Ha! ha! ha! you gentlemen's gentlemen Fag. How! what tastes some people have!—Why, Lucy. Sad news, Mr Fag.-A worse rival than 110 Acres ! Sir Anthony Absolute has proposed his son. Fag. What, Captain Absolute? Lucy. Even so—I overheard it all. Fag. Ha ha ha! very good, faith. Good bye, Lucy. Well, you may laugh—but it is true, I assure Fag. Oh, he'll be so disconsolate! Lucy. And charge him not to think of quarrelling with young Absolute. 120 Fag. Never fear! never fear! Lucy. Be sure-bid him keep up his spirits. [Exeunt severally. Act Third. Scene I. The North Parade. Enter Captain Absolute. Abs. 'Tis just as Fag told me, indeed. Whimsical enough, faith! My father wants to force me to marry the very girl I am plotting to run away with! He must not know of my connection with her yet awhile. He has too summary a method of proceeding in these matters. However, I'll read my recantation instantly. My conversion is something sudden, indeed—but I can assure him it is very sincere. So, 80-here he comes. He looks plaguy gruff. 10 [Steps aside. Enter Sir Anthony Absolute. Sir Anth. No-I'll die sooner than forgive him. -never-never. his brothers and Abs. [Aside, coming forward.] Now for a penitential face. Sir Anth. Fellow, get out of my way! Abs. Sir, you see a penitent before you. Sir Anth. I see an impudent scoundrel before me. Abs. A sincere penitent. I am come, sir, to acknowledge my error, and to submit entirely to your will. Sir Anth. What's that? Abs. I have been revolving, and reflecting, and considering on your past goodness, and kind- Sir Anth. Well, sir? Abs. I have been likewise weighing and balancing what you were pleased to mention concerning Sir Anth. Well, puppy? Abs. Why then, sir, the result of my reflections is -a resolution to sacrifice every inclination of my own to your satisfaction. Sir Anth. Why now you talk sense-absolute sense -I never heard anything more sensible in my life. Confound you! you shall be Jack again. Abs. I am happy in the appellation. Sir Anth. Why then, Jack, my dear Jack, I will 40 now inform you who the lady really is. 50 Abs. Languish! What, the Languishes of Wor cestershire? Sir Anth. Worcestershire! no. Did you never meet Mrs Malaprop and her niece, Miss Languish, who came into our country just 60 before you were last ordered to your regiment! Abs. Malaprop! Languish! I don't remember ever to have heard the names before. Yet, stay-I think I do recollect something. Languish Languish ! She squints, don't she? A little red-haired girl? Sir Anth. Squints! A red-haired girl! Zounds! no. same person. Sir Anth. Jack! Jack! what think you of blooming, 70 love-breathing seventeen ? Abs. As to that, sir, I am quite indifferent. If I cheeks, Jack! so deeply blushing at the insinu- Abs. That's she indeed. Well done, old gentle man. [Aside. |