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OMNES. Aye, a song, a song!

TONY. Then I'll sing you, gentlemen, a song I made upon this ale-house, the Three Pigeons.

S O N G.

Let school-malters puzzle their brain,

With grammar, and nonsense, and learning;
Good liquor, I itoutly maintain,

Gives genus a better discerning.
Let them brag of their heathenith gods,

Their Lethes, their Styxes, and Stygians ;
Their qui's, and their quæ's, and their quod's,
They're all but a parcel of pigeons.

Toroddle, toroddle, toroll.

When methodit preachers come down,

A preaching that drinking is finful, I'll wager the rascais a crown,

They always preach best with a skinful,
But when you come down with your pence,

For a slice of their scurvy religion,
I'll leave it to all men of sense,
But you my good friend are the pigeon,

Toroddle, toroddle, toroll. Then come put the jorum about,

And let us be merry and clever,
Our hearts and our liquors are stout,
Here's the three jolly pigeons for ever.
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Let some cry up woodcock or hare,

Your bustards, your ducks, and your widgeons;
But of all the birds in the air,
Here's a health to the three jolly pigeons.

Toroddle, toroddle, toroll.

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OMNES. Bravo, bravo!

FIRST FELlow. The 'squire has got spunk in him,

Second Fillow,
I loves to hear him sing, bekeays he never gives
us nothing that's low.

THIRD FELLOW.
O damn any thing that's low, I cannot bear it.

Fourth Fellow,
The genteel thing is the genteel thing at any
time. If so be that a gentleman bees in a concate-
nation accordingly.

THIRD FELLOW. I like the maxum of it, master Muggins. What, though I am obligated to dance a bear, a man may be a gentleman for all that. May this be my poison if my bear ever dances but to the very genteelest of

“ Water Parted,” or “ the minuet in Ari" adne.

Second Fellow. What a pity it is the 'squire is not come to his own. It would be well for all the publicans with, in ten miles round of him.

Tony.

tunes.

Tony. Ecod and so it would, master Slang. I'd then shew what it was to keep choice of company.

Second Fellow. O he takes after his own father for that. To be sure old 'squire Lumpkin was the finest gentleman I ever set my eyes on. For winding the straight horn, or beating a thicket for a hare, or a wench, he never had his fellow. It was a saying in the place, that he kept the best horses, dogs, and girls in the whole county.

Tony. Ecod, and when I'm of age, I'll be no bastard, I promise you. I have been thinking of Bett Bouncer and the miller's grey mare to begin with. But, come, my boys, drink about and be merry, for you pay no reckoning. Well, Stingo, what's the matter ?

Enter LANDLORD.

LANDLORD. There be two gentlemen in a post-chaise at the door. They have loft their way upo' the forest; and they are talking something about Mr. Hardcastle.

TONY. As sure as can be, one of them must be the gentleman that's coming down to court my fifter. Do they seem to be Londoners ?

LAND

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LANDLORD.
I believe they may. They look woundily like
Frenchmen.

Tony.
Then desire them to step this way, and I'll set
them right in a twinkling. (Exit Landlord.) Gen-
tlemen, as they may'nt be good enough company
for you, step down for a moment, and I'll be with
you in the squeezing of a lemon. [Exeunt mob.

Tony, folus. Father-in-law has been calling me whelp, and hound, this half year. Now, if I pleased, I could be so revenged upon the old grumbletonian. But then I'm afraid-afraid of what ! I shall soon be worth fifteen hundred a year, and let him frighten me out of that if he can.

Enter LANDLORD, conducting MARLow and

HASTINGS.

MARLOW. What a tedious uncomfortable day have we had of it! We were told it was but forty miles across the country, and we have come above threescore.

HASTINGS. And all, Marlow, from that unaccountable reserve of yours, that would not let us inquire more frequently on the way.

MARLOW. I own, Hastings, I am unwilling to lay myself under an obligation to every one I meet; and often stand the chance of an unmannerly answer.

HASTINGS. At present, however, we are not likely to receive any answer.

TONY. No offence, gentlemen. But I'm told you have been inquiring for one Mr. Hardcastle in those parts. Do you know what part of the country you are in?

HASTINGS. Not in the least, Sir, but should thank you for information.

Tony.
Nor the way you came?

HASTINGS.
No, Sir? but if you can inform us-

Tony. Why, gentlemen, if you know neither the road you are going, nor where you are, nor the road you came, the first thing I have to inform you is, that

your way.

MARLOW.
We wanted no ghost to tell us that.

Tony.
Pray, gentlemen, may I be so bold as to ask the
place from whence you came?
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