DIALOGUES, TABLEAUX, ETC. LEAP YEAR IN THE VILLAGE WITH ONE GENTLEMAN. AS PERFORMED BY THE ORATORY CLASS OF 1880. Dramatis Persona. JEDEDIAH BROWN, A.M., PH.D., B.O. M ACT I, SCENE I. The élite of the village. Parlor in the house of Matilda Dix. From the minister down to the barber's apprentice, I'm sure if another young man were in town Mrs. Dix [behind the scenes]-Matilda, the tarts need jelly; The cookies, the pies and the rounds I've set in the cup board. Matilda Yes, Mother, I hear you. I know all about them. Though all want to know him, so far as I see In one thing we're ahead, we have asked him to tea. They say he's observing, and he can't have the blind ness To pass by unnoticed our evident kindness. I'll take care of his future as well as his present, Curtain. SCENE II. Sitting room at the home of the BARNABYS. FRANCINA seated, reading. Table covered with books, scattered manuscript on the floor. Widow B. [entering with an open letter in her hand]— Francina, my dear, the clock has struck six, It is time you were dressing; you know that Miss Dix Expects us at seven. Francina [looking languidly up]-Yes, Webecca, I know, But weally I haven't decided to go. Widow B.-Not go! Mr. Brown will be there, and I think I shall go; I wish to discountenance folly and show. [Turning to audience FRAN. resumes her reading.] They say he is truly a worthy young man ; If virtue can please him I know that I can. I think joy is fleeting, and fame is a bubble; I think all things earthly are worry and trouble; I think one's chief mission is doing one's duty. All weakness is sin, and I think I can show That each tempted young person should learn to say "No," And that Virtue on Folly should look with a frown; Yes, I'll go; I think I shall please Mr. Brown. [Exit. Francina-Well, since he'll be tha-ah, I think I shall go. They say he's well wead, and I'm shu-ah he will know Miss Edgeworth's last novel-Miss Muloch's I mean- Who wote Shakespeare? Well, anyway, we'll talk about Shakespeare) The dusty Othello And his fair Cleopatwah, O, that will be charming! I have moah genewal knowledge, moah weal information Yes; I'll go, and I think I shall please Mr. Brown. [Exit, carrying armful of books.] Curtain. SCENE III. MISS SMITH's dressing room. etc.. on table. Jewel box, rouge, powder, Room in disorder. Miss Smith [soliloquizes while completing her toilet]— Yeth, he will be there, and I think I thall go, And I'll wear my new dreth, that will make a great thow; And my mother will thay I thould dreth in another, But I thay I will wear it in thpite of my mother. My mother ith alwath afraid I thall hurt Mitheth Grundy'th opinion of me if I flirt; It ith alwath "O dear!" though I thcarcely have me Of the mithchief that'th brewing for you when I go! O, won't it be fun!-It'th a terrible pity That brathlet ith broken; I want to look pretty [Looks simperingly in the glass, powders, etc.] For when we are there I very well know All the retht will be trying thome graces to show. blooming, And I'll thoftly glanth up, and I'll meekly look down; Yeth, I'll go, and I think I thall pleath Mr. Bwown. Curtain. SCENE IV. Kitchen in MISS STAPLE's house. HANNAH discovered knitting, seated in a strait-backed wooden chair. Hannah-Ya-as, he will be tha-ar, and I think I shall gao, Tho' rely I scarce have the time to besta-ow; But I'll take my work with me. They say he is sensible, The woman a gentleman looks for in marrying But my cooking-I'd like to see pie-crust that's lighter, |