Staffordshire Whig, a being which I did not believe had existed."

JOHNSON. "Sir, there are rascals in all countries.”

BOSWELL. "Eld said, a Tory was a creature generated between a non-juring parson and one's grandmother.” JOHNSON. "And I have always said, the first Whig was the Devil."

BOSWELL. "He certainly was, Sir. The Devil was impatient of subordination; he was the first who resisted power:

'Better to reign in Hell, than to serve in Heaven.'"

At General Paoli's were Sir Joshua Reynolds, Mr. Langton, Marchese Gherardi of Lombardy, and Mr. John Spottiswoode the younger, of Spottiswoode, the solicitor. At this time fears of an invasion were circulated; to obviate which, Mr. Spottiswoode observed, that Mr. Fraser the engineer, who had lately come from Dunkirk, said, that the French had the same fears of us.

JOHNSON. "It is thus that mutual cowardice keeps us in peace. Were one-half of mankind brave, and one-half cowards, the brave would be always beating the cowards. Were all brave, they would lead a very uneasy life; all would be continually fighting: but being all cowards, we go on very well."

We talked of drinking wine.

JOHNSON. "I require wine, only when I am alone. I have then often wished for it, and often taken it."

SPOTTISWOODE. "What, by way of a companion, Sir?” JOHNSON. "To get rid of myself, to send myself away. Wine gives great pleasure; and every pleasure is of itself

a good. It is a good, unless counterbalanced by evil. A man may have a strong reason not to drink wine; and that may be greater than the pleasure. Wine makes a man better pleased with himself. I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. Sometimes it does. But the danger is, that while a man grows better pleased with himself, he may be growing less pleasing to others. Wine gives a man nothing. It neither gives him knowledge nor wit; it only animates a man, and enables him to bring out what a dread of the company has repressed. It only puts in motion what has been locked up in frost. But this may be good, or it may be bad."

SPOTTISWOODE. "So, Sir, wine is a key which opens a box; but this box may be either full or empty?"

JOHNSON. "Nay, Sir, conversation is the key; wine is a pick-lock, which forces open the box, and injures it. A man should cultivate his mind so as to have that confidence and readiness without wine which wine gives."

BOSWELL. "The great difficulty of resisting wine is from benevolence. For instance, a good worthy man asks you to taste his wine, which he has had twenty years in his cellar."

JOHNSON. "Sir, all this notion about benevolence arises from a man's imagining himself to be of more importance to others, than he really is. They don't care a farthing whether he drinks wine or not."

SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. "Yes, they do for the time." JOHNSON. "For the time!-If they care this minute, they forget it the next. And as for the good worthy man; how do you know he is good and worthy? No good and worthy man will insist upon another."

I was at this time myself a water-drinker, upon trial, by Johnson's recommendation.

JOHNSON.

"Boswell is a bolder combatant than Sir

Joshua: he argues for wine without the help of wine; but Sir Joshua with it."

SIR JOSHUA REYNOLDS. "But to please one's company is a strong motive."

JOHNSON. (who, from drinking only water, supposed every body who drank wine to be elevated,) "I won't argue any more with you, Sir. You are too far gone."

SIR JOSHUA. "I should have thought so indeed, Sir, had I made such a speech as you have now done."

JOHNSON. (drawing himself in, and I really thought blushing,) "Nay, don't be angry. I did not mean to offend you."

SIR JOSHUA. "At first the taste of wine was disagreeable to me; but I brought myself to drink it, that I might be like other people. The pleasure of drinking wine is so connected with pleasing your company, that altogether there is something of social goodness in it."

JOHNSON. "Sir, this is only saying the same thing over again."

SIR JOSHUA. "No, this is new."

JOHNSON. "You put it in new words, but it is an old thought. This is one of the disadvantages of wine, it makes a man mistake words for thoughts."

BOSWELL. "I think it is a new thought; at least, it is in a new attitude."

JOHNSON. "Nay, Sir, it is only in a new coat; or an old coat with a new facing. (Then laughing heartily.) It is the old dog in a new doublet. An extraordinary instance, however, may occur where a man's patron will do nothing for him, unless he will drink: there may be a good reason for drinking."

I mentioned a nobleman, who I believed was really uneasy if his company would not drink hard.

JOHNSON. "That is from having had people about him whom he has been accustomed to command."

BOSWELL. "Supposing I should be tête-à-tête with him at table."

JOHNSON. "Sir, there is no more reason for your drinking with him, than his being sober with you."

BOSWELL. "Why, that is true; for it would do him less hurt to be sober, than it would do me to get drunk.”

JOHNSON. "Yes, Sir; and from what I have heard of him, one would not wish to sacrifice himself to such a man. If he must always have somebody to drink with him, he should buy a slave, and then he would be sure to have it. They who submit to drink as another pleases, make themselves his slaves."

BOSWELL. "But, Sir, you will surely make allowance for the duty of hospitality. A gentleman who loves drinking, comes to visit me."

JOHNSON. "Sir, a man knows whom he visits; he comes to the table of a sober man.'

BOSWELL. "But, Sir, you and I should not have been so well received in the Highlands and Hebrides, if I had not drunk with our worthy friends. Had I drunk water only as you did, they would not have been so cordial."

JOHNSON. "Sir William Temple mentions that in his travels through the Netherlands he had two or three gentlemen with him; and when a bumper was necessary, he put it on them. Were I to travel again through the islands, I would have Sir Joshua with me to take the bumpers."

BOSWELL. "But, Sir, let me put a case. Suppose Sir Joshua should take a jaunt into Scotland; he does me the honour to pay me a visit at my house in the country; I am overjoyed at seeing him; we are quite by ourselves; shall I unsociably and churlishly let him sit drinking by himself?

No, no, my dear Sir Joshua, you shall not be treated so, I will take a bottle with you."

Boswell is Hurt

Next day, Thursday, April 30, I found him at home by himself.

JOHNSON. "Well, Sir, Ramsay gave us a splendid dinner. I love Ramsay. You will not find a man in whose conversation there is more instruction, more information, and more elegance, than in Ramsay's."

BOSWELL. "What I admire in Ramsay is his continuing to be so young."

JOHNSON. "Why, yes, Sir; it is to be admired. I value myself upon this, that there is nothing of the old man in my conversation. I am now sixty-eight, and I have no more of it than at twenty-eight.”

BOSWELL. "But, Sir, would not you wish to know old age? He who is never an old man, does not know the whole of human life; for old age is one of the divisions of it."

JOHNSON. "Nay, Sir, what talk is this?"

BOSWELL. "I mean, Sir, the Sphinx's description of it; -morning, noon, and night. I would know night, as well as morning and noon."

JOHNSON. "What, Sir, would you know what it is to feel the evils of old age? Would you have the gout?

Would you have the decrepitude?"

Seeing him heated, I would not argue any farther; but I was confident that I was in the right. I would, in due time, be a Nestor, an elder of the people; and there should be some difference between the conversation of twentyeight and sixty-eight. A grave picture should not be gay. There is a serene, solemn, placid old age.