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And, like as there were husbandry in war,
What was his cause of anger?
Good; And what of him?
Cres. So do all men; unless they are drunk, sick, or bave no legs.
Aler. This man, lady, hath robbed many beasts of their particular additions; he is as valiant as the lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the elephant: a man into whom nature hath so crowded humours, that his valour is crushed into folly, his folly sauced with discretion: there is no man hath a virtue, that he hath not a glimpse of; nor any man an attaint, but he carries some stain of it: he is melancholy without cause, and merry against the hair: He hath the joints of every thing; but every thing so out of joint, that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use; or purblind Argus, all eyes and no sight.
Cres. But how should this man, that makes me smile, make Hector angry?
Aler. They say, he yesterday, coped Hector in the battle, and struck him down: the disdain and shame wbereof hath ever since kept Hector fasting and waking
uncle Pandarus. Pan. Good morrow, cousin Cressid: What do you talk of?--Good morrow, Alexander.-How do you, cousin ?-When were you at Ilium?
Cres. This morning, uncle.
Pan. What were you talking of, when I came? Was Hector armed, and gone, ere ye came to Iliam? Helen was not up, was she?
Cres. Hector was gone; but Helen was not up.
Pan. True, he was so; I know the cause too; he'll lay about him to-day, I can tell them that: and there is Troilus will not come far behind him; let them take heed of Troilus; I can tell them that too.
Cres. What, is he angry too?
Pun. Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of the two.
Cres. O, Jupiter! there's no comparison.
Pan. What, not between Troilus and Hector? Do you know a man, if you see him?
Cres. Ay; if ever I saw him before, and knew him. Pan. Well, I say, Troilus is Troilus.
Cres. Then you say as I say; for, I am sure, he is not Hector.
Pan. No, nor Hector is not Troilus, in some degrees. Cres. "Tís just to each of them; he is himself.
Pan. Himself? Alas, poor Troilus! I would, he were,
Cres. So he is.
Pan. Himself? no, he's not himself.—'Would 'a were himself! Well, the gods are above; Time must friend, or end: Well, Troilus, well, I would, my heart were in her body!-No, Hector is not a better man than Troilus.
Cres. Excuse me.
Pan. The other's not come to't; you shall tell me another tale, when the other's come to’t. Hector shall not have his wit this year.
Cres. He shall not need it, if he have his own.
Pan. You have no judgment, niece: Helen herself swore the other day, that Troilus, for a brown favour (for so 'tis, I must confess),-Not brown neither.
Cres. No, but brown.
Cres. Then, Troilus should have too much: if she praised him above, his complexion is higher than his ; he having colour enough, and the other higher, is too flaming a praise for a good complexion. I had as lief, Helen's golden tongue had commended Troilus for a copper nose.
Pan. I swear to you, I think, Helen loves him betler than Paris.
Cres. Then she's a merry Greek, indeed.
Pan. Nay, I am sure she does. She came to him the other day into a compassed window,-and, you know, he has not past three or four hairs on his chin.
Cres. Indeed, a tapster's arithinetic may soon bring his particulars therein to a total.
Pan. Why, he is very young: and yet will he, within three pound, lift as much as his brother Hector.
Cres. Is he so young a mau, and so old a lifter?
Pan. But, to prove to you that Helen loves him ;she came, and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin,
Cres. Juno have mercy!-How came it cloven?
Pan. Why, you know, 'tis dimpled : I think, lois smiling becomes him better than any man in all Phrygia.
Cres. O, he smiles valiantly.
Pan. Why, go to then : But to prove to you that Helen loves Troilus,
Cres. Troilus will stand to the proof, if you'll prove
Pan. Troilus? why, he esteems her no more than I esteem an addle egg.
Cres. If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chicken's i’the shell.
Pan. I cannot choose but laugh, to think how she tickled his chin ;-Indeed, she has a marvellous white hand, I must needs confess.
Cres. Without the rack. Pan. And she takes upon her to spy a white hair on his chin.
Cres. Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.
Pan. But, there was such laughing ;-Queen Hecuba laagbed, that her eyes ran o'er.
Cres. With millstones.
Cres. But there was a more temperate fire under the pot of her eyes ;-Did her eyes run o'er too?
Pan. And Hector laughed.
Pan. Marry, at the white hair that len spied on Troilus' chin.
Cres. An't had been a green hair, I should have laughied too.
Pan. They laughed not so much at the hair, as at his pretty answer.
Cres. What was his answer?
Pan. Quoth she, Here's but one and fifty hairs on your chin, and one of them is white.
Cres. This is her question.
Pan. That's true; make no question of that. One and fifty hairs, quoth he, and one white: That white hair is my father, and all the rest are his sons. Jupiter ! quoth she, which of these hairs is Paris, my husband ? The forked oné, quoth he; pluck it out, and give it him. But, there was such laughing! and Helen so blushed, and Paris so chafed, and all the rest so laughed, that it passed.
Cres. So let it now; for it has been a great while going by.
Pan. 'Well, cousin, I told you a thing yesterday ; think on't.
Cres. So I do.
Pan. I'll be sworn, 'tis true; he will weep you, an 'twere a man born in April.
Cres. And I'll spring up in his tears, an 'twere a nettle against May.
[A Retreat sounded. Pan. Hark, they are coming from the field : Shall we stand
| up here, and see them, as they pass toward Ilium? good niece, do; sweet niece Cressida.
Cres. At your pleasure.
Pan. Here, here, here's an excellent place; bere we may see most bravely: I'll tell you them all by their names, as they pass by; but mark 'Troilus above the rest.
Æneas passes over the Stage. Cres. Speak not so loud.
Pan. That's Æneas; Is not that a brave man? he's one of the flowers of Troy, I can tell you; But mark Troilus; you shall see anon. Cres. Who's that?
ANTENOR passes over. Pan. That's Antenor; he has a shrewd wit, I can tell you; and he's a man good enough: he's one o'the soundest judgments in Troy, whosoever, and a proper man of person : -When comes Troilus? I'll show you Troilus anon; if he see me, you shall see him nod at me.
Cres. Will he give you the nod?
Hector passes over.