페이지 이미지
PDF
[merged small][ocr errors]
[ocr errors]

crel in Lake Erie, and would rattle like a kernel SA Rawrby against curtain Lecturns.—A few

[ocr errors]
[ocr errors][merged small][merged small][ocr errors][merged small][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][merged small][merged small][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][merged small][ocr errors][ocr errors][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][merged small][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic][graphic]
[ocr errors][merged small]

or “Never go to bed,” said a father to his

[ocr errors]
[ocr errors]
[ocr errors]

Somebody advertises for agents to sell a

son, “without knowing something you did not work entitled, “Hymeneal Instructor.” A conknow in the morning.”, “Yes, sir,” replied the temporary adds, “the best hymeneal instructor youth, “I went to bed slewed last night—didn't we know of is a young widow. What she don't dream of such a thing in the morning.” know, there is no use learning.”

[graphic]
[graphic]
[graphic]
[graphic]
[ocr errors][merged small][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][ocr errors][graphic][graphic][graphic]
[ocr errors][merged small][merged small]
[ocr errors]
[ocr errors]
[ocr errors]

girl, don't commence flirting with her. courting for fun is like boxing for fun; you put on your gloves in perfect good humor, with the

most friendly intention o

amicable blows; you find yourself insensibly warmed with the enthusiasm of the conflict, until

some unlucky punch in the

fight... Don't you see the si

matter, and the whole affair ends in a downright

[ocr errors]

to fall in love with a This

f exchanging a few

“veskit” decides the

ness.”

milarity?

[graphic]
« 이전계속 »