[Exeunt SUBTLE and DOL. O, sirs, you are welcome! Enter DAPPER, DRUGGER, and KASTRIL. The doctor is within, moving for you. I have had the most ado to win him to it. Face. See her, and kiss her too-What, ho- Hast brought the damask? Drug. No, sir, here's tobacco. Face. 'Tis well done, Nab. Thou'lt bring the damask, too? Face. Yes, in oblique, he'll shew you, or in But never in diameter. I'll tell you his method: Kas. No, I'll come not there. You shall par- Face. For why, sir? Kas. There's gaming there, and tricks. A gallant, and not game? Kas. Aye, 'twill spend a man. Face. Spend you! it will repair you, when you are spent. How do they live by their wits there, that have vented Six times your fortune? Kas. What, three thousand a year ? Here's a young gentleman Is born to nothing, forty marks a year, Kas. Do you not gull one? Face. 'Ods my life! do you think it? And then for making matches for rich widows, Drug. Yes. Here's the gentleman, captain; master Kastril, I have brought to see the doctor. Face. Where's the widow? Drug. Sir, as he likes, his sister (he says)It's a strange thing; shall come. Face. Oh, is it so? Drug. I'll introduce him. captain Face. Master Kastril, Face. Good time. Is your name Kastril, sir? By fifteen hundred a-year. Where is the doctor? Face. Wherein, sir? Kas. To carry a business, manage a quarrel fairly, Upon fit terms. Face. It seems, sir, you are but young Of the angry boys, and seen them take tobacco, Face. Sir, for the duello, The doctor, I assure you, shall inform you, To the least shadow of a hair; and, then, rules (By the way, you must eat no cheese, Nab; it breeds melancholy, And that same melancholy breeds worms) but He told me, honest Nab, he was ne'er at tavern Drug. Troth, and no more I was not- Drug. Could he tell you that too? Face. How should I know it? Drug. In troth, I'll tell you the whole story: And had a picce of fat ram mutton to supper, Face. And he has no head To bear any wine: for what with the noise of the fidlers, And care of his shop; for he dares keep no ser With sodden ale, and pellitory o' the wall; Face. Aye, that was the grief Thou took'st for being 'sessed at eighteen pence, Drug. In truth, and it was like To have cost me almost my life. Face. Thy hair went off. Drug. Yes; Twas done for spite. Face. Nay, so says the doctor. Sub. Then, to her cuz, Hoping that he hath vinegared his senses, And though to fortune near be her petticoat, Kas. Pray thee, tobacco boy, go fetch my sus- About his eyes, to shew he is fortunate. ter; I'll see this learned boy before I go; And so shall she. Face. Sir, he is busy now; But if you have a sister to fetch hither, sooner, And he by that time will be free. Kas. I go. Face. Drugger, she's thine-the damask. Subtle and I Must wrestle for her. [Aside.] Come on, Master Dapper; You see how I turn clients here away, [They blind him with a rag. And, trusting unto her to make his state, He'll throw away all worldly pelf upon him: Which, that he will perform, she doth not doubt him. Face. She need not doubt him, sir. Alas! he But what he will part withal as willingly, She cannot bid that thing, but he'll obey. To give your cause dispatch. Have you per- That you conceal a mite, you are undone. formed [He throws away as they bid him. Dap. Truly, there's all. Face. All what! Dap. My money, truly. Face. Keep nothing that is transitory about Dap. And three James's shillings, and an Eli- But a half crown zabeth's groat; Just twenty nobles. Face. Oh, you are too just! I would you had the other noble in Mary's. Dap. I have some Philip and Mary's. Face. Aye, those same Are best of all. Where are they? Hark! the doctor. Of gold, about my wrist, that my love gave me. Your aunt's displeasure for these trifles? Come, crowns. You may wear your leaden heart still. [Knock.] Enter DoL. Sub. What news, Dol? Dol. Yonder's your knight, sir Mammon. Face. God's lid, we never thought of him till now. Where is he? Dol. Here, hard by. He's at the door. Sub. And you are not ready now. Dol. He must be sent back. Face. Oh, by no means. What shall we do with this same puffing here, Sub. Why, lay him back awhile, With some device. Ti, ti, ti, ti, ti. Would her grace speak with me? I come. Help, Dol. Face. Who's there? Sir Epicure? [Knock. [He speaks through the key-hole, the other My master's i' the way. Please you to walk Commends her kindly to you, Master Dapper. At dinner in her bed, and she has sent you, Face. Sir, he shall Hold out, an' 'twere this two hours, for her high- I can assure you that. We will not lose Sub. He must not see, nor speak To any body, till then. Face. For that we'll put, sir, Gape, sir, and let him fit you. Dol. I' the privy. Sub. Come, along, sir, I now must shew you fortune's privy lodgings. Only the fumigation's somewhat strong. Face. Sir Epicure, I am yours, sir, by and by. [Exeunt. Touching your bounty, and your noble spirit- Face. As she is almost in her fit to see you. Mam. I warrant thee. Face. The very house, sir, would run mad.— How scrupulous he is, and violent Mam. I am schooled, good Ulen. Here she comes. Enter DOL. Face. To him, Dol, suckle him. This is the noble knight I told your ladyship. Mam. Madam, with your pardon, I kiss your vesture. Dol. Sir, I were uncivil [Exit FACE. If I would suffer that; my lip to you, sir. health, lady. Dol. My lord, my brother is, though I no lady, sir. Mam. 'Tis your prerogative. Dol. Rather your courtesy. Mam. Were there nought else to enlarge your virtues to me, These answers speak your breeding and your blood. Dol. Blood we boast none, sir; a poor baron's daughter. Mam. Poor! and gat you? Profane not. Had Slept all the happy remnant of his life, He had done enough to make himself Face. And you must praise her house, remem- And his posterity noble. ber that, And her nobility. Mam. Let me alone; No herald, nor no antiquary, Lungs, Sweet madam, let me be particular——— Dol. Particular, sir? I pray you, know your distance. Mam. In no ill sense, sweet lady, but to ask How your fair graces pass the hours? I see You are lodged here i' the house of a rare man, An excellent artist; but what's that to you? Dol. Yes, sir, I study here the mathematics, And distillation. Mam. Oh, I cry your pardon. He's a divine instructor. Dol. Aye, and for his physick, sirMam. Above the art of Esculapius, That drew the envy of the thunderer! I know all this, and more. Dol. Troth, I am taken, sir, Whole with these studies, that contemplate na Mam. Why, you are like it. You were created, lady, for the light! Here, you shall wear it; take it, the first pledge Of what I speak, to bind you to believe me. Dol. In chains of adamant? Mam. Yes, the strongest bands. And take a secret, too: here, by your side, Doth stand, this hour, the happiest man in Europe. Dol. You are contented, sir? Mam. Nay, in true being, The envy of princes, and the fear of states. Dol. You mean no treason, sir? Mam. No: I will take away that jealousy. Dol. How, sir! ha' you that? Mam. I am the master of the mastery. And it shall rain into thy lap, no shower, Face. Gone, sir, About some business. Kas. Gone! Face. He'll return straight. But, master doctor, his lieutenant, is here. ræ Fili. That is, my boy of land; make thy approaches. Here is my centre: ground thy quarrel. Kas. You lie ! And ha' your elements perfect Kas. What, is this The angry tongue he talks in? Sub. That false precept Of being afore-hand, has deceived a number, And made them enter quarrels, oftentimes, Before they were aware; and afterward Against their wills. Kas. How must I do then, sir? Sub. I cry this lady mercy: she should first Have been saluted. Face. Good master Kastril, is this your sister? Please to kuss her, and be proud to know her. Face. The count is come. Sub. Why, you must entertain him. With these the while? Sub. Why have them up, and shew them Some fustian book, or the dark glass. Face. 'Fore god, She is a delicate dab-chick! I must have her. Sub. Go to, If you rebel once, Dol shall know it all. But understand: I'll give you composition. Sub. I will not treat with thee. What, sell my fortune? 'Tis better than my birth-right. Do not murmur. Win her, and carry her. If you grumble, Dol Knows it directly. Face. Well, sir, I am silent. Will you go help to fetch in Don in state? Sub. I follow you, sir. We must keep Face in awe, [Aside. Or he will overlook us like a tyrant. Enter SURLY like a Spaniard. Sub. He speaks out of a fortification. Pray god, he ha' no squibs in those deep sets. Face. Praises the house, I think; I know no more but's action. My precious Diego, will prove fair enough Face. Cozened, do you see? Sub. Do you intend it? So do we, dear Don. Have you brought pistolets, or portagues, My solemn Don? Dost thou feel any? Face. Full. [He feels his pockets. Sub. You shall be emptied, Don, pumped and drawn Dry, as they say. Face. 'Slid, Subtle, how shall we do! Sub. For what? Face. Why Dol's employed, you know. Sub. That's true. 'Fore Heaven, I know not: Mammon must not be troubled. Face. Mammon? in no case. Think; you must be sudden. Sur. Entiendo, qua la sennora es tan hermosa, |