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Nor will I have the least affront stick on thee, I can spare from myself, to help your wants.
If I with any danger can prevent it.

Well. How's this?
Allw. I thank your noble care; but, pray you, Allw. Nay, be not angry. There's eight pieces,
in what

To put you in better fashion. Do I run the hazard ?

Well. Money from thee? Well. Art thou not in love?

From a boy, a stipendary? one that lives Put it not off with wonder.

At the devotion of a step-mother, Allw. In love, at my years?

And the uncertain favour of a lord ? Well. You think you walk in clouds, but are I'll eat my arms first. Howsoe'er blind fortune transparent.

Hath spent the utmost of her malice on me; I have heard all, and the choice that you have Though I am vomited out of an alehouse, made;

And thus accoutred; know not where to eat, And, with my finger can point out the north Or drink, or sleep, but underneath this canopy; star,

Although I thank thee, I despise thy offer. By which the load-stone of your folly's guided. And as I, in my madness, broke my state And, to confirm this true, what think


of Without the assistance of another's brain, Fair Margaret, the only child and heir

In my right wits I'll piece it; at the worst,
Of cormorant Overreach? Dost blush and start, Die thus, and be forgotten.
To hear her only named ? Blush at your want Allw. A strange humour! (Exeunt severally.
Of wit and reason.
Allw. You are too bitter, sir.

SCENE II.-A Chamber in Lady ALLWORTH'S
Well. Wounds of this nature are not to be

House. cured With balms, but corrosives. I must be plain :

Enter ORDER, AMBLE, FURNACE. Art thou scarce manumized from the porter's lodge,

Order. Set all things right, or, as my name is And yet sworn servant to the pantoffle,

Order, And darest thou dream of marriage ?

Whoever misses in his function, Allw. Howe'er you have discovered my in- For one whole week makes forfeiture of his tents,

breakfast, You know my aims are lawful; and if ever And privilege in the wine cellar. The queen of flowers, the glory of the spring,

Amble. You are merry. The sweetest comfort to our smell, the rose, Good master steward. Sprang from an envious briar, I may infer,

Furn. Let him; I'll be

angry. There's such disparity in their conditions

Amble. Why, fellow Furnace, 'tis not twelve
Between the goddess of my soul, the daughter,
And the base churl, her father.

Nor dinner taking up; then 'tis allowed
Well. Grant this true,

Cooks, by their places, may be choleric. As I believe it; canst thou ever hope

Furn. You think you have spoke wisely, good To enjoy a quiet bed with her, whose father

man Amble, Ruined thy state?

My lady's go-before. Allw. And yours too,

Order. Nay, nay, no wrangling, Well. I confess it, Allworth.

Furn. Twit me with the authority of the I must tell you as a friend, and freely,

kitchen ?
That, where impossibilities are apparent, At all hours, and at all places, I'll be angry;
'Tis indiscretion to nourish hopes.

And, thus provoked, when I am at my prayers
Canst thou imagine (let not self-love blind thee) I will be angry.
That sir Giles Overreach (that to make her great Amble. There was no hurt meant.
In swelling titles, without touch of conscience, Furn. I am friends with thee, and yet I will
Will cut his neighbour's throat, and I hope his
own too)

Order. With whom?
Will e'er consent to make her thine? Give o'er, Furn. No matter whom : yet, now I think on't,
And think of some course suitable to thy rank,

with lady. And prosper in it.

Amble. Heaven forbid, man! Allw. You have well advised me;

Order. What cause has she given thee? But, in the mean time, you, that are so studious Furn. Cause enough, master steward : Ot my affairs, wholly neglect your own.

I was entertained by her to please her palate, Remember yourself, and in what plight you are. And, till she forswore eating, I performed it. Well. No matter, no matter.

Now, since our master, noble Allworth, died, Allw. Yes, 'tis much material :

Though I crack my brains to find out tempting You know my fortune, and my means; yet some- sauces, thing

When I am three parts roasted,

o'clock yet,


be angry

I am angry


And the fourth part par-boiled, to prepare her Like virgin parchment, capable of any viands,

Inscription, vicious or honourable.
She keeps her chamber, dines with a panada, I will not force your will, but leave you free
Or water-gruel; my skill never thought on. To your own election.

Order. But your art is seen in the dining room. Ållw. Any form you please
Furn. By whom?

I will put on: but, might I make my choice,
By such as pretend to love her; but come With humble emulation, I would follow
To feed upon her. Yet, of all the harpies The path my lord marks to me.
That do devour her, I am out of charity

Lady. 'Tis well answered, With none so much, as the thin-gutted squire, And I commend your spirit: you had a father, That's stolen into commission,

(Blessed be his inemory) that some few hours Order. Justice Greedy?

Before the will of Heaven took him from me, Furn. The same, the same. Meat is cast away Did commend you, by the dearest ties upon him :

Of perfect love between us, to my charge : It never thrives. He holds his paradox, And, therefore, what I speak, you are bound to Who eats not well, can ne'er do justice well.

hear His stomach's as insatiate as the grave.

With such respect, as if he lived in me. Amble. One knocks.

Allw. I have found you, (ALLWORTH knocks, and enters. Most honoured madam, the best mother tome; Order. Our late young master.

And with my utmost strength of care and service, Amble. Welcome, sir.

Will labour that you never may repent
Furn. Your hand :

Your bounties showered upon me.
If you have a stomach, a cold bake-meat's ready. Lady. I much hope it.
Order. His father's picture in little.

These were your father's words : If e'er my son Furn. We are all your servants.

Follow the war, tell him it is a school Alla. At once, my thanks to all;

Where all the principles, tending to honour, This is yet some comfort. Is my lady stirring? Are taught, if truly followed: But for such

As repair thither, as a place in which
Enter the Lady ALLWORTH.

They do presume they may, with license, pracOrder. Her presence answers for us.

tise Lady. Sort those silks well.

Their lusts and riots, they shall never merit I'll take the air alone.

The noble name of soldiers. To dare boldly And, as I gave directions, if this morning In a fair cause, and, for the country's safety, I am visited by any, entertain them

To run upon the cannon's mouth undaunted; As heretofore: but say, in my excuse,

To obey their leaders, and shun mutinies; I am indisposed.

To bear, with patience, the winter's cold, Order. I shall, madam.

And summer's scorcliing beat, Lady. Do, and leave me.

Are the essential parts make up a soldier : (E.reunt ORDER, AMBLE, and FURNACE. Not swearing, dice, or drinking. Nay, stay you, Allworth.

Allw. There's no syllable Allu. I'shall gladly grow here,

You speak, but it is to me an oracle; To wait on your commands.

Which but to doubt were impious. Lady. So soon turned courtier !

Lady. To conclude; Allæ. Stile not that courtship, madam, which Beware ill-company; for often inen is duty,

Are like to those with whom they do converse: Purchased on your part.

And from one man I warn you, and that's WellLady. Well, you shall o'ercome ;

born : I'll not contend in words. How is it with Not 'cause he's poor; that rather claims your Your noble master?

pity; Allu. Ever like himself ;

But that lie's in his manners so debauched, No scruple lessened in the full weight of ho And hath to vicious courses sold himself. nour!

'Tis true, your father loved him, while he was He did command me (pardon my presumption), Worthy the loving; but, it he had lived As his unworthy deputy, to kiss

To have seen him as he is, he had cast him off, Your ladyship's fair hands.

As you must do. Lady. I am honoured in

Allw. I shall obey in all things. His favour to me. Does he hold his purpose Lady. Follow me to my chamber; you shall For the Low Countrics?

have gold Allw. Constantly, good madam:

To furnish


like my son, and still supplied But he will, in person, first present his service. As I hear from you. Lady. And how approve you of his course ? Allw. I am still your creature. you are yet,

Exeunt. gar!


SCENE II.-A hall in Lady ALLWORTH'S And I, in thankfulness, will, by your boy,

Send you a brace of three-pences.

Furn. Will you be so prodigal ? Enter OVERREACH, GREEDY, ORDER, AMBLE, Over. Remember me to your lady. FURNACE, and MARRALL.

Greedy. Not to be seen?

Over. Still cloistered up? her reason, Who have we here?
I hope, assures her, though she makes herself Well. Don't you know me?
Close prisoner ever for her husband's loss

Over. I did once, but now I will not; 'Twill not recover him.

Thou art no blood of mine. Avaunt, thou beg-
Order. Sir, it is her will;
Which we, that are her servants, ought to serve, If ever thou presume to own me more,
And not dispute. However, you are nobly wel- I'll have thee caged and whipped.

Greedy. I'll grant the warrant.
And, if you please to stay, that you may think so, I do love thee, Furnace,
There came, not six days since, from Hull, a pipe E'en as I do malmsey in a morning.
Of rich canary; which shall spend itself Think of pye-corner, Furnace !
For my lady's honour.

[E.reunt OVERREACH, GREEDY, and Marral. Greedy. Is it of the right race?

Amble. Will you out, sir? Order. Yes, Mr Greedy.

I wonder how you durst creep in. Amble. How his mouth runs over!

Order. This is rudeness Furn. I'll make it run and run. Save your And saucy impudence. good worship!

Amble. Cannot you stay Greedy. Honest Mr Cook, thy hand; again! To be served among your fellows from the basHow I love thee !

ket, Are the good dishes still in being ? speak, boy. But you must press into the hall ? Furn. If you have a mind to feed, there is a Furn. Prithee, vanish chine

Into some out-house, though it be the pig-sty; Of beef well seasoned.

My scullion shall come to thee.
Greedy. Good

Furn. A pheasant, larded.
Greedy. That I might now give thanks for it!

Well. This is rare :
Furn. Other kick-shaws.

Oh, here is Tom Allworth! Tom ! Besides, there came last night, from the forest of Allw. We must be strangers ; Sherwood,

Nor would I have seen you here for a million. The fattest stag I ever cooked.

[Exit. Greedy. A stag, man?

Well. Better and better. He contemns me, Furn. A stag, sir; part of it is prepared for too. dinner,

Furn. Will you know your way? And baked in puff-paste.

Amble. Or shall we teach it you, Greedy. Puff-paste, too, Sir Giles !

By the head and shoulders ? A ponderous chine of beef! a pheasant larded ! Well. No; I will not stir: And red deer, too, Sir Giles, and baked in puff- Do you mark, I will not. Let me see the wretch

That dares attempt to force me. Why, you All business set aside, let us give thanks here.

slaves, Over. You know we cannot.

Created only to make legs, and cringe ; Mar. Your worships are to sit on a commis- To carry in a dish and shift a trencher; sion,

That have not souls only to hope a blessing And if you fail to come, you lose the cause. Beyond your master's leavings; you that were Greedy. Cause me no causes; I'll prove it, born for such a dinner,

Only to consume meat and drink, and batten We may put off a commission; you shall find it pon reversions; Who advances? who Henrici decimo quarto.

Shews me the way? Over. Fie, Mr Greedy!

Order. Here comes my lady. Will you lose me a thousand pounds for a dinner?

Enter LADY. No more, for shame! We must forget the belly, Lady. What noise is this? When we think of profit.

Weil. Madam, my designs bear me to you. Greedy. Well, you shall o'er-rule me.

Lady. To me ?
I could even cry now. Do you hear me, Mr Weil. And though I have met with

But ragged entertainment from your grooms here, Send but a corner of that immortal pasty; I hope from you to receive that noble usage,


As may become the true friend of your hus So winning a behaviour, not to be band;

Resisted, madam. And then I shall forget these.

Lady. 'Tis most true, he had. Lady. I am amazed,

Weit. For his sake, then, in that I was his To see and hear this rudeness. Dar'st thou friend, think,

Do not contemn me.
Though sworn, that it can ever find belief; Lady. For what's past excuse me;
That I, who to the best men of this country

I will redeem it. toffers him her pocket-book.
Denied my presence since my husband's death, Well. Madam, on no terms:
Can fall so low as to change words with thee?' I will not beg nor borrow sixpence of you ;
Well. Scorn me not, good lady;

But be supplied elsewhere, or want thus ever. But as, in form, you are angelical,

Only one suit I make, which you deny not Imitate the heavenly natures, and vouchsafe To strangers; and 'tis this : pray, give me leave. At least a while to hear me. You will grant,

[Whispers to her. The blood, that runs in this arm, is as noble Lady. Fie ! nothing else? As that which fills your veins. Your swelling Well. Nothing; unless you please to charge titles,

your servants
Equipage, and fortune; your mens' observance, To throw away a little respect upon me.
And women's flattery, are in you no virtues; Lady. What you demand is yours.
Nor these rags, with my poverty, in me vices. Weil. I thank you, lady.

[Erit Lady You have a fair fame, and, I know, deserve it; Now, what can be wrought out of such a suit, Yet, lady, I must say, in nothing more,

Is yet in supposition-[Servants bow.}-Nay, all's Than in the pious sorrow you have shewn

forgotten, For your late noble husband.

And for a lucky omen to my project, Order. How she starts !

Shake hands, and end all quarrels in the cellar. H'ell. That husband, madam, was once, in his Order. Agreed, agreed. fortune,

Furn. Still merry, Mr Well-born ? Almost as low as I. Want, debts, and quarrels,

[Ereunt Servants. Lay heavy on him : let it not be thought

Well. Well, faith, a right worthy, and a liberal A boast in me, though I say, I relieved him.

lady, 'Twas I, that gave him fashion; mine, the sword Who can, at once, so kindly meet my purposes, That did, on all occasions, second his;

And brave the flouts of censure, to redeein I brought him on and off, with honour, lady: Her husband's friend! When by this honest plot And, when in all men's judgments, he was The world believes she means to heal my wants sunk,

With her extensive wealth, each noisy creditor And in his own hopes not to be buoyed up, Will be struck mute, and I be left, at large, I stepped unto him, took him by the hand, To practise on my uncle Overreach; And brought him to the shore.

Whose foul, rapacious spirit, (on the hearing Furn. Are not we base rogues,

Of my encouragement from this rich lady) That could forget this?

Again will court me to his house of patronage. Well. I confess, you made him

Here, I may work the measure to redeem Master of your estate; nor could your friends, My mortgaged fortune, which he stripped me of, Though he brought no wealth with him, blame When youth and dissipation quelled iny reason. you for it:

The fancy pleases—if the plot succeed, For he had a shape, and to that shape a mind, 'Tis a new way to pay old debts, indeed. Made up of all parts, either great or noble,



SCENE I.-A landscape.

Of the poor farmer.

Over. 'Twas for these good ends

I made him a justice. He, that bribes his belly, Orer. He's gone, I warrant thee; this com- Is certain to command his soul. mission crushed him.

Mar. I wonder Mar. Your worship has the way on't, and (Still with your licence) why, your worship hane'er miss

ving To squeeze these unthrifts into air; and yet The power to put this thin gut in commission, The chap-fallen justice did his part, returning You are not in't yourself. For your advantage the certificate,

Over. Thou art a fool; Against his conscience and his knowledge, too ; In being out of office, I am out of danger; With your good favour) to the utter ruin Where, if I were a justice, besides the trouble, Vol. II.




I might, or out of wilfulness or error,

And have been since with all your friends and Run myself finely into a premunire,

tenants, And so become a prey to the informer.

And, on the forfeit of your favour, charged No, I'll have none of it; 'tis enough I keep

them, Greedy at my devotion: so he serve

Though a crust of mouldy bread would keep him My purposes, let him hang, or damn, I care from starving, pot;

Yet they should not relieve him. This is done, Friendship is but a word. Mar. You are all wisdom.

Over. That was something, Marrall; but thou Over. I would be worldly wise; for the other must go farther; wisdom,

And suddenly, Marrall.
That does prescribe us a well governed life, Mar. Where and when you please, sir.
And to do right to others as ourselves,

Over. I would have thee seek him out; and, I value not an atom.

if thou canst, Mar. What course take you,

Persuade him, that 'tis better steal than beg: (With your good patience) to hedge in the ma- Then, if I prove he has but robbed a hen-roost,

Not all the world shall save him from the galOf your good neighbour, Mr Frugal? As 'tis lows. said,

Do any thing to work him to despair,
Ile will not sell, nor borrow, nor exchange; And 'tis thy master-piece.
And his land, laying in the midst of your many

Mar. I will do my best, sir.

Over. I am now on my main work, with the Is a foul blemish.

lord Lovell; Over I have thought on't, Marrall;

The gallant-minded, popular lord Lovell, And it shall take. I must have all men sellers, The minion of the people's love. I hear And I the only purchaser.

He's come into the country; and my aims are, Mar. 'Tis most fit, sir.

To insinuate myself into his knowledge, Over. I'll therefore buy some cottage near his And then invite him to my house. manor;

Mar. I have you. Which done, I'll make my men break ope his This points at my young mistress. fences,

Over. She must part with Ride o'er his standing corn, and in the night That humble title, and write honourable ; Set fire to his barns, or break his cattle's legs. Right honourable, Marrall; my right honourable These trespasses draw on suits, and suits ex- daughter; pences ;

If all I have, or e'er shall get, will do it. Which I can spare, but will soon beggar him. I will have her well attended; there are ladies When I have harried him thus two or three Of errant knights decayed, and brought so low, years,

That, for cast clothes, and meat, will gladly serve Thongh'he sue forma pauperis, in spite

her; Of all his thritt and care, he'll grow behind. And 'tis my glory, though I came from the city, hand,

To have their issue, whom I have undone, Dlar. The best I ever heard; I could adore | To kneel to mine, as bond slaves. you.

Mar. 'Tis fit state, sir. Over. Then, with the favour of my man of Over. And therefore, I'll not have a chamberlaw,

maid I will pretend some title; want will force him That ties her shoes, or any meaner office, To put it to arbitrement; then, if he sell But such whose fathers were right worshipful. For balf the value, he shall have ready money, 'Tis a rich man's pride! there having ever been And I possess the land.

More than a feud, a strange antipathy
Miar. 'Tis above wonder.

Between us and true gentry.
Wellborn was apt to sell, and needed not
These fine arts, sir, to hook him in.

Over. Well thought on.

Níur. See, who's here, sir!
This varlet, Wellborn, lives too long to upbraid Over. Hence, monster, prodigy!

Well. Call me what you will; I am your neWith my close cheat put upon him. Will nor

phew, sir. cold

Over. Avoid my sight, thy breath's infectious, Nor hunger kill him?

rogue ! Mar. I know not what to think on't.

I shun thee as a leprosy, or the plague. I have used all means; and the last night I Come leither, Marrall; this is the time to work caused

him. His host, the tapster, to turn him out of duors;

[Exit Overreacu,


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