Where your properest ladies go dine every day, And drink Burgundy out of large tumblers, like beer. Fine BoB (for he's really grown super-fine) Condescended, for once, to make one of the party ; Of course, though but three, we had dinner for nine, And, in spite of my grief, love, I own I ate hearty. Indeed, DOLL, I know not how 'tis, but in grief, I have always found eating a wond'rous relief; And Boв, who's in love, said he felt the same quite— My sighs," said he, “ceased with the first glass I “The lamb made me tranquil, the puffs made me light, "And now that all's o'er-why, I'm-pretty well, thank you!" To my great annoyance, we sat rather late; About singing and cookery,-BOBBY, of course, over it "What with old LAïs and VÉRY, I'm curst "If my head or my stomach will ever recover it!” 'Twas dark when we got to the Boulevards to stroll, And in vain did I look 'mong the street Macaronis, When sudden it struck me-last hope of my soul That some angel might take the dear man to TORTONI'S! * We enter❜d—and, scarcely had Boв, with an air, For a grappe à la jardinière call'd to the waiters, When, oh DOLL! I saw him-my hero was there (For I knew his white small-clothes and brown leather gaiters), A group of fair statues from Greece smiling o'er him,† In the boudoir the same as in fields full of slaughter; As cool in the Beaujon's precipitous car As when safe at TORTONI'S, o'er iced currant-water! He join❜d us-imagine, dear creature, my extacyJoin'd by the man I'd have broken ten necks to see! BOB wish'd to treat him with Punch à la glace, But the sweet fellow swore that my beauté, my grace, * A fashionable café glacier on the Italian Boulevards. "You eat your ice at Tortoni's," says Mr. Scott, "under a Grecian group." And my je-ne-sais-quoi (then his whiskers he twirl'd) A soft look o'er his shoulders, were "how do you do!"* But, lord, there's Papa for the post-I'm so vex'd— Montmorency must now, love, be kept for my next. That dear Sunday night!—I was charmingly dress'd, And-so providential!-was looking my best; *Not an unusual mistake with foreigners. Such a sweet muslin frills, gown, with a flounce-and my You've no notion how rich-(though Pa has by the bills)- Nota bene-our love to all neighbours about- P. S.-I've just open'd my letter to say, In B. F. your next you must tell me (now do, DOLLY, pray, For I hate to ask Boв, he's so ready to quiz) What sort of a thing, dear, a Brandenburgh is. LETTER XI. FROM PHELIM CONNOR TO YES-'twas a cause, as noble and as great A Nation's right to speak a Nation's voice, Oh 'twas not then the time for tame debates, Myriads of fierce invading swords, to track * See Ælian, lib. 5. cap. 29-who tells us that these geese, from a consciousness of their own loquacity, always cross Mount Taurus with stones in their bills, to prevent any unlucky cackle from betraying them to the eagles-diαTETOV ται σιωπώντες. |