But know I think, and think I know most sure, Hel. The greatest grace lending grace, Ere twice the horses of the sun shall bring Ere twice in murk and occidental damp Hel. Tax of impudence, A strumpet's boldness, a divulgèd shame,— King. Methinks in thee some blessèd spirit doth speak, In common sense, sense saves another way. That happiness and prime can happy call: That ministers thine own death, if I die. Hel. If I break time, or flinch in property Of what I spoke, unpitied let me die; And well deserv'd: not helping, death's my fee; King. Make thy demand. Hel. But will you make it even King. Ay, by my sceptre, and my hopes of heaven. Hel. Then shalt thou give me with thy kingly hand, What husband in thy power I will command: Exempted be from me the arrogance To choose from forth the royal blood of France, My low and humble name to propagate With any branch or image of thy state; As high as word, my deed shall match thy deed. [Flourish. Exeunt. SCENE II. ROUSILLON. A Room in the COUNTESS's Mansion. Enter COUNTESS and Clown. Count. Come on, Sir; I shall now put you to the height of your breeding. Clo. I will show myself highly fed, and lowly taught: I know my business is but to the court. Count. To the court! why, what place make you special, when you put off that with such contempt? But to the court! Clo. Truly, Madam, if God have lent a man any manners, he may easily put it off at court: he that cannot make a leg, put off's cap, kiss his hand, and say nothing, has neither leg, hands, lip, nor cap; and, indeed, such a fellow, to say precisely, were not for the court: but, for me, I have an answer will serve all men. Count. Marry, that's a bountiful answer that fits all questions. Clo. It is like a barber's chair, that fits all buttocks,―the pinbuttock, the quatch-buttock, the brawn-buttock, or any buttock. Count. Will your answer serve fit to all questions? Clo. As fit as ten groats is for the hand of an attorney, as your French crown for your taffeta punk, as Tib's rush for Tom's forefinger, as a pancake for Shrove-Tuesday, a morris for May-day, as the nail to his hole, the cuckold to his horn, as a scolding quean to a wrangling knave, as the nun's lip to the friar's mouth; nay, as the pudding to his skin. Count. Have you, I say, an answer of such fitness for all questions? Clo. From below your duke, to beneath your constable, it will fit any question. Count. It must be an answer of most monstrous size, that must fit all demands. Clo. But a trifle neither, in good faith, if the learned should speak truth of it here it is, and all that belongs to 't. Ask me, if I am a courtier it shall do you no harm to learn. Count. To be young again, if we could;-I will be a fool in question, hoping to be the wiser by your answer. I pray you, Sir, are you a courtier ? Clo. O Lord, Sir!-there's a simple putting off.-More, more, a hundred of them. Count. Sir, I am a poor friend of yours, that loves you. Clo. O Lord, Sir!-Thick, thick, spare not me. Count. I think, Sir, you can eat none of this homely meat. Count. You were lately whipped, Sir, as I think. Clo. O Lord, Sir!-Spare not me. Count. Do you cry, "O Lord, Sir!" at your whipping, and "spare not me?" Indeed, your "O Lord, Sir!" is very sequent to your whipping: you would answer very well to a whipping, if you were but bound to 't. Clo. I ne'er had worse luck in my life, in my "O Lord, Sir!" I see, things may serve long, but not serve ever. Count. I play the noble housewife with the time, to entertain it so merrily with a fool. Clo. O Lord, Sir!-why, there 't serves well again. Count. An end, Sir: to your business. Give Helen this, And urge her to a present answer back : Commend me to my kinsmen, and my son : This is not much. Clo. Not much commendation to them. Count. Not much employment for you: you understand me? Count. Haste you again. SCENE III.-PARIS. [Exeunt severally. A Room in the KING'S Palace. Enter BERTRAM, LAFEU, and PAROLLES. Laf. They say miracles are past; and we have our philosophical persons, to make modern and familiar, things supernatural and causeless. Hence is it, that we make trifles of terrors; ensconcing ourselves into seeming knowledge, when we should submit ourselves to an unknown fear. Par. Why, 'tis the rarest argument of wonder that hath shot out in our latter times. Ber. And so 'tis. Laf. To be relinquished of the artists,— Par. So I say; both of Galen and Paracelsus. Laf. Of all the learned and authentic fellows,- Laf. That gave him out incurable,— Par. Why, there 'tis ; so say I too. Laf. Not to be helped, Par. Right; as 'twere, a man assured of a— Laf. Uncertain life, and sure death. Par. Just, you say well; so would I have said. Laf. I may truly say, it is a novelty to the world. Par. It is, indeed: if you will have it in showing, you shall read it in-What do you call there— Laf. A showing of a heavenly effect in an earthly actor. Par. That's it I would have said; the very same. Laf. Why, your dolphin is not lustier: 'fore me, I speak in respect Par. Nay, 'tis strange, 'tis very strange, that is the brief and the tedious of it; and he is of a most facinorous spirit, that will not acknowledge it to be the Laf. Very hand of heaven- Laf. In a most weak Par. And debile minister, great power, great transcendence: which should, indeed, give us a farther use to be made, than alone the recovery of the king, as to be Laf. Generally thankful. Par. I would have said it; you say well.-Here comes the king. Enter KING, HELENA, and Attendants. Laf. Lustick, as the Dutchman says: I'll like a maid the better, whilst I have a tooth in my head: why, he's able to lead her a coranto. Par. Mort du vinaigre! Is not this Helen? Laj. 'Fore God, I think so. King. Go, call before me all the lords in court. Sit, my preserver, by thy patient's side: [Exit an Attendant. And with this healthful hand, whose banish'd sense Which but attends thy naming. Enter several Lords. Fair maid, send forth thine eye: this youthful parcel Of noble bachelors stand at my bestowing, O'er whom both sov'reign power and father's voice I have to use: thy frank election make; Fall, when love please!—marry, to each, but one! King. My mouth no more were broken than these boys', Peruse them well: Not one of those but had a noble father. Heaven hath, through me, restor'd the king to health. King. Please it your majesty, I have done already : "We blush, that thou shouldst choose; but, be refus'd, We'll ne'er come there again." Make, choice; and, see, Who shuns thy love, shuns all his love in me. Hel. Now, Dian, from thy altar do I fly; And to imperial Love, that god most high, 1 Lord. And grant it. Hel. Thanks, Sir; all the rest is mute. Laf. I had rather be in this choice, than throw ames-ace for my life. Hel. The honour, Sir, that flames in your fair eyes, Before I speak, too threateningly replies: Love make your fortunes twenty times above 2 Lord. No better, if you please. Hel. My wish receive, Which great Love grant! and so, I take my leave. Laf. Do all they deny her? An they were sons of mine, I'd have them whipped; or I would send them to the Turk, to make eunuchs of. Hel. [To 3 Lord.] Be not afraid that I your hand should take; I'll never do you wrong for your own sake: Blessing upon your vows! and in your bed |