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THE NIC-NAU;

No. 2.

OR,

'ORACLE OF KNOWLEDGE,

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1822.

"Praise us as we are tasted; allow us as we prove
Our head shall go bare till Meritcrown it."...--SHAKSPEARE.

MR. NIC-NAC, The present season
has been remarkable on various ac
counts, but more particularly from
the degree of mildness or warmth in
the atmosphere at this advanced pe-
riod of the year. It is not unlikely,
however, that a change may soon
take place, even during the time which
will elapse from the date of this
present writing till its important DE-
BUT in the pages of your miscellany;
and once again the wintry winds may
howl, and chilling frost render doubly
dear the cheering delights of a warm
fire-side and a tankard of ale. Then
rheumatisms, colds, and chilblains,
will resume their despotic sway, and
"all the ills the flesh is heir to" be
thus augmented by the periodical vi-
sitations of disease. I have, therefore,
in anticipation of such an occurrence
(which I venture to predict with an
authority as much to be relied on as
that of Francis Moore, physician),
sent you the following extract from
Valtrin's Observer in Poland, which
may at least afford your readers the
negative consolation of knowing that
there are in this world others whose
miseries exceed their own; and doubt
not that you, Mr. Editor, while
lucubrating in your snug arm-chair,
busied with the glorious design of
shining forth a bright planet in the
galaxy of literature, in approbation
of my humane attempt, will allow
me, as an attendant satellite, a place
in your orbit, where I may shed my
pale and twinkling ray with a benign
influence.
Yours,*

"In Poland, the winds, which prevail in the spring and in the autumn, concur, with the tenuity and uniform flatness of the soil, to render the summer short and the winter long. The winter terrifies by its rigour, and tires by its length. The horizon is a waste of snow during three months

VOL. I.

in the year, and if it melts, another fall soon ensues. The cold sets in. about the autumnal, and retires about a month or six weeks after the vernal equinox. Men and beasts often fall victims to its intensity. For three or four months in one winter, not a day passed without some beggars being frozen to death at Leopol, one of the most southern towns: and even travellers, who are covered with furs, and armed with every precaution against the cold, are often arrested on their way by the insuperable rigour of the frozen air, which induces over their frame the sleep. of death. A person named Pruszynoki was proceeding to Leopol on a sledge, drawn by six horses; in the vicinity of the town they missed their way; they called out to the postillion, but he was stiff upon his horse, and did not hear: the coachman still held the reins, but he had lost his senses and his life. The master appeared asleep, but he was frozen under his pelisse : in short, the whole party were either dead or on the verge of death. This unhappy fate principally happens to Jews, valets, and peasants, who are exposed, by the unfeeling brutality of their masters, to all the rigour of a frozen sky, while themselves, enveloped in the skins of bears, smoke their pipes at their ease round an enormous stove, where they courageously brave the winter's rage, and think not of the ills which they do not feel. In 1493, the Turks had memorable ex perience of the unsparing severity of the climate, for having pursued the Poles, whom they had beaten, into the centre of the country, the frost set in before they could retire, and destroyed more than the sword of the enemy. It is far from uncommon to meet with persons who have been do prived both of nose and ears by the fiend of frost. A young traveller

alighted on a very cold day at an inn where the author was, when taking out his handkerchief to wipe his nose, he pulled off the tip, like a piece of ice. The author says the company could with great difficulty prevent him from clapping a pistol to his head in a fit of despair, but they at last succeeded in persuading him that it was possible to be happy even without a

nose.'

The English Craveller.

ROADS.

(Resumed from page 2.) EVERY inconvenience of this description the turnpike road was to cure. I know that, before 1755, there was no symptom of any thing like a turnpike between Winchester and Southampton, and that when it came to be set about, the improvement was as efficacious as it was incredible. A few months completely altered the face of the country. It was the old ground young. Every thing wore a new aspect; and those chalky bottoms about Winchester, which had been at times impassable, and those slippery declivities, through which travellers climbed with so much difficulty over St. Giles's and Magdalen hills, in the way to Alresford, soon wore the appearance of a sober and gradual ascent, scarcely perceptible to the traveller. The traces of early recollection, should the objects be worthy attention, are strengthened rather than obliterated by time; a public benefit, therefore, of such magnitude, achieved as it were by magic, had a forcible effect on my youthful imagination; and, as far as my maturer judgment has given me capacity to notice, it has always occurred to ine that no undertaking was ever prosecuted with more public spirit, or fraught with more public advantage. The canals are another object of great national consequence; and, though they do not properly come under observation here, I cannot refrain from noticing how nobly they conduce to our commercial opulence. Not a single reason can be given why the turnpike roads throughout the kingdom should not be safe and pleasant; large suns are lavished for the purpose; expente may be commanded adequate to

all emergencies; and this expence by law levied on the public. Surveyors are required and enjoined to lay out all the monies collected, solely to repair the roads. Where a sufficient quantity of stone, gravel, chalk, or other materials cannot easily be obtained, they are commanded to contract for them; and if in this they have any private interest, they incur a penalty. They are obliged to furnish foot causeways; and, that the work may be properly accelerated, heaps of stones, rubbish, or other materials, are not to remain undispersed more than four days. Variety of other injunctions held out by this act, clearly shew that there cannot be a single excuse for neglect of this description, and no man in his senses will so far expose himself, as to offer a plea for such dishonesty and mismanagement. I am not to learn, nay, I am forward to allow, that spirited individuals go great lengths for public accommodation; but the money is subscribed; it gets into the hands of treasurers, and from thence takes so many collateral branches, that it is at length sifted like meal. By this means, abuses creep in, and what was intended in the beginning for a noble and useful urdertaking, degenerates into a job. Turnpikes are farmed out and commuted for. These are the loop-holes through which all the corruption insinuates itself. I have many worthy reasons to love and respect the inhabitants of Devonshire; but I shall ever execrate the roads in that county, at least those in the north, which are shamefully neglected; the injustice of which conduct I shall make sufficiently. manifest, by instancing, that those in Cornwall, with less capability, are more safe and pleasant. The practicability of rendering roads easy and convenient, that were originally difficult and dangerous, is clearly proved by a description of those in Scotland, which, though formerly rugged and inaccessible, have, by a laudable spirit and indefatigable perseverance, become, I should apprehend, the best in Europe; nor are those in Cumberland and Westmoreland far behind hand. Is it not a shame then, that in almost the centre of England, in a country marked by industry and

opulence, where natural impediments do not exist, where the breed of cattle is so largely encouraged, where every acre of ground smiles with plenty and fertility, in Leicestershire and Northamptonshire, that roads are to be met with which are a national disgrace? I cannot resist such an opportunity of instancing a most glaring confirmation of this fact. I had occasion to travel from Huntingdon to Leicester, and I was informed that I might go by Stilton, Stamford, Oakham, and Uppingham, or St. Neot's and Higham Ferrers, both of which I knew to be bad roads. I therefore chose that which passes through Thrapstone, Kettering, and Harborough, and which was represented to me as the best of the three. I found it, however, the most dangerous I ever attempted. The worst parts of those in Cornwall, where, from the nature of the materials, the suddden declivities, the unexpected moulderings of the rocks, the undermined masses of large roots, and other obstructions, which it requires the utmost industry to surmount, would, in point of safety, shame these roads, where no national impediments occur. This remark applies to a part of the road between Thrapstone and Kettering, and the whole of that between Kettering and Harborough; the neglect of which is the more scandalous, because the road from Huntingdon to Thrapstone, where the materials are exactly the same, is perfectly safe and pleasant. The danger from this abominable road is the prodigious depth of the ruts; and in the midst of your apprehensions you are called upon for a toll; and, though you are informed that the road will be worse as you get on, there is a pompous display of the only terms on which you are permitted to pass. Thus was I compelled either to risk my neck, or walk five miles (indeed, it was every where dangerous), over a road the caricatureof ploughed ground, and all this to accommodate a set of men who undertake a public office, and neither fulfil the trust themselves nor suffer others to do it for them. As I passed through the gate, I told the woman, with an appearance of

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gravity and earnestness, that I would certainly indict the road, to which she answered, with an air of perfect simplicity, "I wish to God you would, sir, and then I might stand a chance of saving up my rent."-(Concluded on page 18.)

IN NS. (Resumed from page 8.) AT Matlock I had trout brought be fore me completely tainted, though, with five minutes trouble, they might have procured them fresh out of the water. This circumstance so possessed me, that, when I dined at Boness, in Westmoreland, and was told that we might either have trout or char, I very roundly interrogated the woman as to their being fresh. "Fresh," said she, with great simplicity, "it's loikely, I dinna knaw; they binna caught yet." I don't know how I came to ask the question, for always found representation and remonstrance of no other avail than to add insolence to imposition, and upon that account, I have since paid the bill without manifesting any objection, upon the principle of the man, whó said he made a point of never affronting a highwayman or a barber, for one held a pistol to his head, and the other a razor to his throat. I never refused to pay a single item in a bill of this description but once. I have submitted to sit in filth, to wait till I have been sick, and at last to get nothing eatable at an inn at Fareham (the apology for an alehouse at Wapping), at the same expence for which I had the day before been lodged handsomely, attended diligently, and served plentifully, at the George, at Winchester. I have paid sixpence a mile for post horses more than the customary charge; and, indeed, I could mention a hundred more impositions of a similar complexion which I have quietly suffered. I know not, therefore, how I came to be moved to resistance in the instance I allude to ; but I believe it was owing to the complexion of the bill, which I had, as I run my eye over it, remarked in every circumstance to have been most shamefully overrated. The article I mean was

this: I had arrived at this inn, and I dined there; my family was invited with me to the house of a particular friend, whither we went after dinner, which was about three hours after I arrived, without intention, indeed, of sleeping there, lest it should prove more inconvenient than I wished. It was impossible, however, to resist their solicitations, and a servant was sent to inform the people of the inn that we should not want beds. Seeing the next morning in the bill, not only a charge for beds, but for rushlights, my usual prudence, if it may be called so, forsook me, and I resolutely refused to pay the unreasonable demand. A most particular friend, to whom I afterwards related the circumstance, told me he had one to match it. Six gentlemen, upon a public occasion, ordered a dinner at the very house in question; and after they had paid the bill, threw down a shilling a-piece for the waiter. The fellow took up the amount of the bill, and asked what the remainder of the money was for. He was told it was for himself."For me," said he, I'll send boots for it." At this in solence one of the gentlemen swore he would kick him out of the room. "No, no," said my friend, "that would give you trouble, and put you to expence; I'll tell you how to save both imitate me; put your shilling into your pocket." Which advice was adopted. It is not unusual for the bill to be cast up wrong.. This error I always make a point of rectifying, because, as it is possible to be a mistake, one may take the liberty of noticing it without offence.-(Continued on page 19.)

Interesting Varieties.

BREAD. BREAD is often spoiled to please the eye. The artificially whitened, drying, and stuffing bread, though made of the heart of the wheat, is in reality the worst of any yet this is the bread which most people prefer, and the poorer sort will eat no other. All the different kinds of grain are ocea

sionally made into bread, some giving the preference to one and some to another, according to early custom and prejudice. The people of South Britain generally prefer bread made of the finest wheat flour, while those of the northern countries eat a mixture of flour and oatmeal, or rye-meal, and many give the preference to bread made of oatmeal alone. The common people of Scotland also eat a mixed bread, but more frequently bread of oatmeal only. In Germany the common bread is made of rye, and the American labourer thinks no bread so strengthening as that which is made of Indian corn; nor do I much doubt but the Laplander thinks his bread made of the bones of fish is the best of any. Bread made of different kinds of grain is more wholesome than that made of one only, as their qualities serve to correct one another. For example, wheat-flour, especially the finer kind, being of a starchy nature, is apt to occasion constipation. Bread made of rye-meal, on the other hand, proves often too slippery for the bowels. A due proportion of these makes the best bread. For the more active and laborious I would recommend a mixture of rye with the stronger grains, as peas, beans, barley, oats, Indian corn, &c. These may be blended in many different ways; they make a hearty bread for a labouring man, and, to use his own language, they lie. longer on his stomach than bread made of wheat-flour only. Barley: bread passes too quickly through the alimentary canal to afford time for conveying the proper nourishment; but bread made of barley mixed with peas is very nourishing. When potatoes, or boiled grain, are used, bread ceases to be a necessary article of diet. During the late scarcity of bread, I made it a rule not to eat above one half the quantity I used to do, and I found no inconvenience whatever from the change. Nay, some told me, that for a considerable time they had left. off the use of bread altogether, without experiencing any change in the.. state of their health. A great part of the bread consumed in this country. is by children. It is always ready,

and when the child calls for food, a and was informed that they ran with piece of bread is put into its hand, to it directly to the tea-shop. To a save the trouble of dressing any other heavy, sluggish, phlegmatic man, kind of victuals. Of many children moderate use of tea may not prove this is the principal food, but it is far pernicious; but where there is a debifrom being the most proper. Children litated stomach and an irritability of are often troubled with acidities of the fibre, it never fails to do much hurt, stomach and bowels; and it is well With many it has the effect to prevent known that bread mixed with water, sleep. Tea will induce a total change and kept in a degree of heat equal to of constitution in the people of this that of the human stomach, soon turns country. Indeed, it has gone a great 'sour. During the late scarcity, many way towards effecting that evil alof the labouring men, and even artifi- ready. A debility, and consequent cers, could not earn as much money irritability of fibre, are become so com as was sufficient to keep their families mon, that not only women, but even in the article of bread only. It is men, are affected with them. That certain, however, that on a different class of diseases, which, for want of plan, such families might have lived a better name, we call nervous, has very comfortably. Many of the articles made almost a complete conquest of diet are cheaper than bread, and of the one sex, and is making hasty equally wholesome. Above one half strides towards vanquishing the other, of the expence of living might be saved, Did women know the train of diseases by a due selection of the articles of induced by debility, and how disadiet. The English labourer lives greeable these diseases render them to chiefly on bread, which being accom- the other sex, they would shun tea as panied with other dry, and often salt the most deadly poison. No man can food, fires his blood, and excites an love a woman eaten up with vapours, unquenchable thirst, so that his per- or washed down with diseases arising petual cry is for drink. But the great from relaxation. It is not tea taken est consumption of bread is occasioned as a beverage after a full meal, or in a by tea. It is said that the subjects of crowed assembly, that I so much conGreat Britain consume a greater quan- demn, though I think something as tity of that herb, than the whole in- elegant and less pernicious might be habitants of all the other nations of substituted in its place. The misthis quarter of the globe. The low- chief occasioned by tea arises chiefly est woman in England must have her from its being substituted for solid tea, and the children generally share it food. This is so much the case at with her. As tea contains no nourish-present, that, had I time to spare, I ment, either for young or old, there think it could not be better employed must of course be bread and butter to than in writing against this destruceat along with it. The quartern loaf tive drug. will not go far among a family of hungry children, and if we add the cost of tea, sugar, butter, and milk, the expence of one meal will be more than would be sufficient to fill their bellies with wholesome food three times a day. There is reason to believe that one half the bread consumed in England is used to tea, without one hearty meal ever made of it. The higher ranks use tea as a luxury, while the lower orders make a diet of it. I had lately occasion to see a striking instance of this in a family, that was represented to me as in distress for want of bread. I sent them a little money,

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