'No, never from this hour to part We'll live and love so true, The sigh that rends thy constant heart Shall break thy Edwin's too.' THE HAUNCH OF VENISON.* A POETICAL EPISTLE TO LORD CLARE. THANKS, my lord, for your venison, for finer or fatter To spoil such a delicate picture by eating: I had thoughts, in my chamber to place it in view, Well, suppose it a bounce - sure a poet may try, But, my lord, it's no bounce: I protest, in my turn, *The description of the dinner party in this poem is imitated from Boileau's fourth Satire. Boileau himself took the hint from Horace, Lib. ii. Sat. 8, which has also been imitated by Regnier, Sat. 10. It's a truth, and your lordship may ask Mr. Burn.* To paint it, or eat it, just as he liked best. Of the neck and the breast I had next to dispose 'Twas a neck and a breast that might rival Munroe's; But in parting with these I was puzzled again, With the how, and the who, and the where, and the when. There's H-d, and C―y, and H-rth, and H—ff, An acquaintance-a friend, as he call'd himself— An under-bred, fine-spoken fellow was he, And he smiled as he looked at the venison and me, Your own, I suppose or is it in waiting?' *Lord Clare's nephew. If that be the case, then,' cried he, very gay, 'I'm glad I have taken this house in my way: To-morrow you take a poor dinner with me; precisely at three; No words I insist on't We'll have Johnson, and Burke, there: - all the wits will be My acquaintance is slight, or I'd ask my Lord Clare. We wanted this venison to make out a dinner. What say you And my wife, little Kitty, is famous for crust. * Left alone to reflect, having emptied my shelf, And nobody with me at sea but myself;' Though I could not help thinking my gentleman hasty, Yet Johnson, and Burke, and a good venison pasty, Were things that I never disliked in my life, Though clogg'd with a coxcomb, and Kitty his wife. So next day, in due splendour to make my approach, I drove to his door in my own hackney-coach. When come to the place where we all were to dine, (A chair-lumbered closet, just twelve feet by nine), My friend bade me welcome, but struck me quite dumb With tidings that Johnson and Burke would not come; For I knew it,' he cried, 'both eternally fail, * See the letters that passed between his Royal Highness Henry Duke of Cumberland, and Lady Grosvenor. 12mo. 1769. The one with his speeches, and t'other with Thrale: * At the top, a fried liver and bacon were seen; At the sides, there was spinage, and pudding made hot; was not. rogue, With his long-winded speeches, his smiles, and his 6 brogue; And, Madam,' quoth he, may this bit be my poison, Pray, a slice of your liver, though may I be curst, * An eminent London brewer, M. P. for the borough of South. wark, at whose table Dr. Johnson was a frequent guest. |