lections for the occasion. What will be acceptable to one audience may not please another. The sentiment and the length of selections depend upon the time and place where they are to be given. When an audience expects to be entertained with humorous recitations, to announce in a sepulchral voice that you will give them a poem of your own composition, entitled "The Three Corpses," of melancholy character, is likely to send a chill of disappointment through them. Never keep your audience waiting. If an encore is demanded, return and bow, or if the demand is insistent, give another number, preferably a short one. Do not be too eager to give encores; if the applause is not insistent, a bow will suffice. THE TRAIN-MISSER BY JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY 'Ll where in the world my eyes has bin- Chuff! and whistle! and toot! and ring! Git here thirty-five minutes before The dern thing's due!-and, drat the thing! And let it beat me! 'Ll ding my melts! Prosecuted-and that's jes' what!- Ef I could jes' sneak round behind Like a blamed old sandwitch warped in two! "Afterwhiles," copyright 1898, The Bobbs-Merrill Company. Used by special permission of the publishers. 23 |