The Galaxy of Wit: Or, Laughing Philosopher ; Being a Collection of Choice Anecdotes, Many of which Originated in Or about "The Literary Emporium.", 1-2±ÇStereotyped by J. Reed, 1830 |
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... court was ask- ed by the counsel , if he was born in Wedlock ! " " No , Sir , " he replied , " I was born in Devonshire . " From the Will of Gen. Blachett , late Governor of Plymouth , proved 1782. I desire my body to be kept so long as ...
... court was ask- ed by the counsel , if he was born in Wedlock ! " " No , Sir , " he replied , " I was born in Devonshire . " From the Will of Gen. Blachett , late Governor of Plymouth , proved 1782. I desire my body to be kept so long as ...
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... which he replied : General , you do not recollect that I am a JUDGE I do not regard the DUST , I am accustomed to it . The lawyers throw dust in my eyes almost every day in the court house RETORT . Two men , in dispute , reflected upon 19.
... which he replied : General , you do not recollect that I am a JUDGE I do not regard the DUST , I am accustomed to it . The lawyers throw dust in my eyes almost every day in the court house RETORT . Two men , in dispute , reflected upon 19.
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... court , she was asked to whom they belonged . " Why , " said she , " I think they belong to me , for I wear them sometimes . " ELECTIONEERING IN ARKANSAS . The following communication is copied from the Ar kansas Gazette : - " I am a ...
... court , she was asked to whom they belonged . " Why , " said she , " I think they belong to me , for I wear them sometimes . " ELECTIONEERING IN ARKANSAS . The following communication is copied from the Ar kansas Gazette : - " I am a ...
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... court , during the heat of his per- secution , when the King said , " Mr. Whiston , you may , perhaps , be right in your opinions , but it would be bet- ter if you kept them to yourself . " Is your Majesty really serious in your advice ...
... court , during the heat of his per- secution , when the King said , " Mr. Whiston , you may , perhaps , be right in your opinions , but it would be bet- ter if you kept them to yourself . " Is your Majesty really serious in your advice ...
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... to the evidence given in court , this cannot be your money , for here are only one hundred pounds ; therefore the plaintif must keep it till the true owner appears . " A HARD MASTER . A theatrical manager , one evening 50.
... to the evidence given in court , this cannot be your money , for here are only one hundred pounds ; therefore the plaintif must keep it till the true owner appears . " A HARD MASTER . A theatrical manager , one evening 50.
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22 ÆäÀÌÁö - Caesar had his Brutus ; Charles the First his Cromwell ; and George the Third" — (
22 ÆäÀÌÁö - Treason,' cried the speaker — ' Treason, treason !' echoed from every part of the house. It was one of those trying moments which is decisive of character.
67 ÆäÀÌÁö - Cries Sylvia to a reverend dean What reason can be given, Since marriage is* a holy thing, That there are none in heaven ? " ' There are no women,' he replied, She quick returns the jest, ' Women there are, but I'm afraid They cannot find a priest.
21 ÆäÀÌÁö - A very ignorant nobleman observing one day at dinner a person eminent for his philosophical talents intent on choosing the delicacies of the table, said to him, " What ! do philosophers love dainties r" — " Why not r
60 ÆäÀÌÁö - Lee, far his inferior in poetry, was so pathetic a reader of his own scenes, that I have been informed by an actor who was present, that while Lee was reading to major Mohun at a rehearsal, Mohun in the warmth of his admiration threw down his part . and said — " Unless I were able to play it as well as you read it, to what purpose should I undertake it...
18 ÆäÀÌÁö - It is with narrow-souled people as with narrownecked bottles ; the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out.
64 ÆäÀÌÁö - Sir, the life of a parson, of a conscientious clergyman, is not easy. I have always considered a clergyman as the father of a larger family than he is able to maintain. I would rather have Chancery suits upon my hands than the cure of souls. No, Sir, I do not envy a clergyman's life as an easy life, nor do I envy the clergyman who makes it an easy life.
20 ÆäÀÌÁö - RUSTIC POLITENESS. The father of the present Lord Abingdon, who was remarkable for the stateliness of his manners, one day riding through a village in the vicinity of Oxford, met a lad dragging a calf along the road ; who, when his lordship came up to him, made a stop, and stared him full in the face. His lordship asked the boy if he knew him. He replied, " Ecs." " What is my name ?" said his lordship. " Why, Lord Abingdon," replied the lad. " Then why dont you take off your hat ?" " So I will, sur,"...
10 ÆäÀÌÁö - ... how should you like that, Jones? and I am sure, to most people, a lawyer is a more noxious animal than a...
29 ÆäÀÌÁö - Mr. Speaker, I hope the honourable gentleman does not mean to read that large bundle of papers, and to bore us with a long speech into the bargain.