Our dean2 shall be venison, just fresh from the plains, Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree: To make out the dinner full certain I am, That Ridge is anchovy, and Reynolds 10 is lamb: 2 Dr. Bernard, dean of Derry in Ireland. 3 Edmund Burke. 4 Mr. William Burke, late secretary to General Conway, and member for Bedwin. 5 Mr. Richard Burke, collector of Grenada. 6 Richard Cumberland, author of the West Indian, Fashionable Lover, The Brothers, and other dramatic pieces. 7 Dr. Douglas, canon of Windsor (late bishop of Salisbury), an ingenious Scotch gentleman, who has no less distinguished himself as a citizen of the world, than a sound critic, in detecting several literary mistakes (or rather forgeries) of his countrymen; particularly Lander on Milton, and Bower's History of the Popes. 8 David Garrick. 9 Counsellor John Ridge, a gentleman belonging to the Irish bar. 10 Sir Joshua Reynolds. That Hickey's11 a capon, and, by the same rule, At a dinner so various, at such a repast, Who mix'd reason with pleasure, and wisdom with mirth: • If he had any faults, he has left us in doubt, At least, in six weeks I could not find them out; Here lies our good Edmund, whose genius was such, An eminent attorney, Tho' fraught with all learning, yet straining his throat 12 To persuade Tommy Townshend 12 to lend him a vote; Who, too deep for his hearers, still went on refining, And thought of convincing, while they thought of dining; Though equal to all things, for all things unfit; Here lies honest William, whose heart was a mint, While the owner ne'er knew half the good that was in't; The pupil of impulse, it forced him along, His conduct still right, with his argument wrong; The coachman was tipsy, the chariot drove home; own. 12 Mr. T. Townshend, member for Whitchurch. Here lies honest Richard 13 whose fate I must sigh at ; Alas! that such frolic should now be so quiet! What spirits were his! what wit and what whim! Now breaking a jest, and now breaking a limb! Now wrangling and grumbling to keep up the ball! Now teasing and vexing, yet laughing at all! In short, so provoking a devil was Dick, That we wish'd him full ten times a day at Old Nick ; Here Cumberland lies, having acted his parts, To draw men as they ought to be, not as they are. Like a tragedy queen he has dizen'd her out, 13 Mr. Richard Burke. This gentleman having slightly fractured one of his arms and legs, at different times, the Doctor has rallied him on those accidents, as a kind of retributive justice for breaking his jests upon other people. His fools have their follies so lost in a crowd Of virtues and feelings that folly grows proud; Or wherefore his characters thus without fault? To find out men's virtues, and finding them few, Here Douglas retires from his toils to relax, I fear'd for your safety, I fear'd for my own; Our Dodds 14 shall be pious, our Kenricks1 shall lecture; 14 The unfortunate Dr. Dodd. 15 Dr. Kenrick, who read lectures at the Devil Tavern, under the title of "The School of Shakspeare." |