Or-" hang me up those Papists, ELD-N," And 'twill be done-ay, faith, and well done. With view to which, I've his command Compiled and chosen, as best you can, And quite upturning, branch and root, But, pray, whate'er you may impart, write Before he well could get through half. You'll send it, also, speedily— As, truth to say, 'twixt you and me, His Highness, heated by your work, Already thinks himself Grand Turk ! And you'd have laugh'd, had you seen how He scared the CH-NC-LL-R just now, When (on his Lordship's entering puff'd) he Slapp'd his back and call'd him “MUFTI ! ” The tailors, too, have got commands All sorts of Dulimans and Pouches, You therefore have no time to waste So, send your system.→→ Your's, in haste. POSTSCRIPT.. Before I send this scrawl away, I seize a moment, just to say There's some parts of the Turkish system For instance-in Seraglio matters Your Turk, whom girlish fondness flatters, With tittering, red-cheek'd things from school- Where Love and Age went hand in hand; This rule's for fav'rites-nothing more- * * The learned Colonel must allude here to a description of the Mysterious Isle, in the History of Abdalla, Son of Hanif, where such inversions of the order of nature are said to have taken place." A score of old women and the same number of old men played here and there in the court, some at chuckfarthing, others at tip-cat or at cockles."And again, “There is nothing, believe me, more engaging than those lovely wrinkles," etc. etc.-Sec Tales of the East, vol. iii. pp. 607, 608. LETTER III. FROM G. R. TO THE E-- OF Y WE miss'd you last night at the "hoary old sinner's," And exclaim'd, between mouthfuls, "a He-cook, of course! "While you live-(what's there under that cover? pray, look) "While you live-(I'll just taste it)-ne'er keep a She cook. ""Tis a sound Salic law-(a small bit of that toast)— "Which ordains that a female shall ne'er rule the roast; "For Cookery's a secret-(this turtle's uncommon)"Like Masonry, never found out by a woman!" *This letter, as the reader will perceive, was written the day after a dinner, given by the M- - of H-d-t. The dinner, you know, was in gay celebration Of my brilliant triumph and H-nt's condemnation; A compliment too to his Lordship the J-e For his speech to the J-y,—and zounds! who would grudge Turtle-soup, though it came to five guineas a bowl, We were all in high gig-Roman Punch and Tokay way, And we cared not for Juries or Libels-no-dam'me! nor Even for the threats of last Sunday's Examiner! More good things were eaten than said-but Tom In quoting Joe Miller, you know, has some merit, Say-sated with turtle-" I'll now try the beef”TOMMY whisper'd him (giving his Lordship a sly hit) "I fear 'twill be hung-beef, my Lord, if you try it!" And C-MD-N was there, who, that morning, had gone To fit his new Marquis's coronet on; VOL. III. 2 |