And the dish set before him-oh dish well-devised ! Was, what old Mother GLASSE calls," a calf's head sur prised!" The brains were near ; and once they'd been fine, But of late they had lain so long soaking in wine Them a fine dish of brains, they were no brains at all. When the dinner was over, we drank, every one Our next round of toasts was a fancy quite new, In short, not a soul till this morning would budge- And through the whole night was not once in a passion! I write this in bed, while my whiskers are airing, And M-c has a sly dose of jalup preparing For poor T-MMY T-RR-T at breakfast to quaff- LETTER IV. FROM THE RIGHT HON. P-TR-CK D-G-N-N TO THE RIGHT HON. SIR J-HN N-CH-L. Dublin.* LAST week, dear N-CH-L, making merry At dinner with our Secretary, When all were drunk, or pretty near * This letter, which contained some very heavy inclosures, seems to have been sent to London by a private hand, and then put into the Twopenny Post-Office, to save trouble. See the Appendix. "Deserve to be bespatter'd-hiccup "With all the dirt even you can pick up— "To humbug them with kind professions, Yes-" muzzled" was the word, Sir John— Was it for this that back I went Το prove that they, who damn'd us then, Of GR-TT-N's fire and C-NN-G's wit, * In sending this sheet to the Press, however, I learn that the "muzzle" has been taken off, and the Right Hon. Doctor let loose again! To hear even noisy M-TH-W gabble on, Oh! 'tis too much-who now will be To whom then but to thee, my friend, Take it 'tis thine-his learn'd Port-folio, Of Bulls, half Irish and half Roman, Of Doctrines now believed by no man * This is a bad name for poetry; but D-gen-n is worse.— As Prudentius says, upon a very different subject torquetur Apollo Nomine percussus. Of Councils, held for men's salvation, (Which shows that, since the world's creation, To prove (what we've long proved perhaps) There's lots of Christians to be had In this, the Nineteenth, just as mad! Farewell-I send with this, dear N-CH-L! A rod or two I've had in pickle. Wherewith to trim old GR-TT-N's jacket.The rest shall go by Monday's packet. P. D. |