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Enter Lady Grace.
Lord T. So, lady fair; what pretty weapon


you been killing your time with ?

Lady G. A huge folio, that has almost killed me~I think I have half read my eyes out.

Lord T. Oh! you should not pore so much just after dinner, child.

Lady G. That's true; but any body's thoughts are
better than always one's own, you know.
Lord T. Who's there?

Leave word at the door, I am at home to nobody but
Mr. Manly.

[Exit WILLIAMS. Lady G. And why is he excepted, pray, my lord ?

Lord T. I hope, madam, you have no objection to his company?

Lady G. Your particular orders, upon my being here, look, indeed, as if you thought I had not.

Lord T. And your ladyship’s inquiry into the reason of those orders, shows, at least, it was not a matter indifferent to you.

Lady G. Lord, you make the oddest constructions, brother!

Lord T. Look you, my grave Lady Grace—in one serious word—I wish


had him. Lady G. I can't help that.

Lord T. Ha! you can't help it, ha! ha! The flat simplicity of that reply was admirable.

Lady G. Pooh, you tease one, brother!

Lord T. Come, I beg pardon, child-this is not a point, I grant you, to trifle upon; therefore, I hope you'll give me leave to be serious.

Lady G. If you desire it, brother, though, upon my word, as to Mr. Manly's having any serious thoughts of me I know nothing of it.


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Lord T. Well—there's nothing wrong in your making a doubt of it—But, in short, I find by his conversation of late, he has been looking round the world for a wife; and if you were to look round the world for a husband, he is the first man I would give to you.

Lady G. Then, whenever he makes me any offer, brother, I will certainly tell you of it.

Lord T. Oh, that's the last thing he'll do! he'll never make you an offer, till he's pretty sure it won't be refused.

Lady G. Now you make me curious. Pray, did he ever make any offer of that kind to you?

Lord T. Not directly—but that imports nothing; he is a man too well acquainted with the female world to be brought into a high opinion of any one woman, without some well-examined proof of her merit; yet I have reason to believe, that your good sense, your turn of mind, and your way of life, have brought him to so favourable a one of you, that a few days will reduce him to talk plainly to me : which, as yet, notwithstanding our friendship, I have neither declined, nor encouraged him to.

Lady G. I am mighty glad we are so near in our way of thinking; for, to tell you the truth, he is much upon the same terms with me; you know he has a satirical turn, but never lashes any folly, without giving due encomiums to its opposite virtue . and, upon such occasions, he is sometimes particular, in turning his compliments upon me, which I don't receive with any reserve, lest he should imagine I take them to myself.

Lord T. You are right, child; when a man of merit makes his addresses, good sense may give him an answer, without scorn or coquetry.

Lady G. Hush ! he's here

Enter MR. MANLY. Manly. My lord, your most obedient. Lord T. Dear Manly, yours—I was thinking to send

to you.

Manly. Then I am glad I am here, my lord-Lady Grace, I kiss your hands—What, only you two !-How many visits may a man make, before he falls into such unfashionable company! A brother and sister, soberly sitting at home, when the whole town is a gadding; I question if there is so particular a tête à téte again, in the whole parish of St. James's.

Lady G. Fie, fie, Mr. Manly, how censorious you are !

Manly. I had not made the reflection, madam, but that I saw you an exception to it-Where's my lady?

Lord T. That, I believe, is impossible to guess.
Manly. Then I won't try, my lord.

Lord T. But, 'tis probable, I may hear of her by that time I have been four or five hours in bed.

Munly. Now, if that were my case- - I believe IBut I beg pardon, my lord. Lord T. Indeed, sir, you shall not: you will oblige

you speak out, for it was upon this head I wanted to see you.

Munly. Why, then, my lord, since you oblige me to proceed—I have often thought that the misconduct of my lady has, in a great measure, been owing to your lordship's treatment of her.

Lady G. Bless me!
Lord T. My treatment!

Manly. Ay, my lord; you so idolized her before marriage, that you even indulged her like a mistress after it: in short, you continued the lover, when you should have taken up the husband ; and so, by giving her more power than was needful, she has none where

me if

she wants it; having such entire possession of you, she is not mistress of herself.— And, mercy on us! how many fine women's heads have been turned upon the same occasion !

Lord T. Oh, Manly, 'tis too true! there's the source of my disquiet; she knows, and has abused her power.

Manly. However, since you have had so much patience, my lord, even go on with it a day or two more; and upon

her ladyship’s next sally, be a little rounder in your expostulations: if that don't work-drop her some cool hints of a determined reformation, and leave her to breakfast upon them.

Lord T. You are perfectly right. How valuable is a friend, in our anxiety!

Manly. Therefore, to divert that, my lord, I beg, for the present, we may call another cause.

Lady G. Ay, for goodness' sake, let us have done with this.

Lord T. With all my heart.
Lady G. Have you no news abroad, Mr. Manly?

Manly. Apropos—I have some, madam; and I believe, my lord, as extraordinary in its kind

Lord T. Pray, let us have it.

Manly. Do you know that your country neighbour, and my wise kinsman, Sir Francis Wronghead, is coming to town, with his whole family?

Lord T. The fool! what can be his business here? Manly. Oh! of the last importance, I'll assure you

-No less than the business of the nation,
Lord T. Explain.
Manly. He has carried his election-against Sir John

Lord T. The deuce! What! for-for-
Manly. The famous borough of Guzzledown.
Lord T. A proper representative, indeed!

Lady G. Pray, Mr. Manly, don't I know him?

Manly. You have dined with him, madam, when I was last down with my lord, at Bellmont. Lady G. Was not that he, that got a little merry

before dinner, and overset the tea-table in making his compliments to my lady?

Manly. The same.

Lady G. Pray what are his circumstances? I know but very

little of him. Manly. Then he is worth your knowing, I can tell you, madam. His estate, if clear, I believe, might be a good two thousand pounds a year; though, as it was left him saddled with two jointures, and two weighty mortgages upon it, there is no saying what it is But that he might be sure never to mend it, he married a profuse young hussy, for love, without a penny of money. Thus, having, like his brave ancestors, provided beirs for the family (for bis dove breeds like a tame pigeon), he now finds children and interest-money make such a bawling about his ears, that at last he has taken the friendly advice of his kinsman, the good Lord Danglecourt, to run his estate two thousand pounds more in debt, to put the whole management of what is left into Paul Pillage's hands, that he may be at leisure himself to retrieve his affairs, by being a parhament


Lord T. A most admirable scheme, indeed!

Manly. And with this politic prospect, he is now upon his journey to London

Lord T. What can it end in?
Manly. Pooh! a journey into the country again.

Lord T. Do you think he'll stir, till his money is gone; or, at least, till the session is over?

Manly. If my intelligence is right, my lord, he won't sit long enough to give his vote for a turnpike.

Lord T. How so?
Manly. Oh, a bitter business; he had scarce a vote

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