at your back; and spoke it on purpose, to try my patience. Fal. No, no, no; not so; I did not think, thou wast within hearing. P. Hen. I shall drive you then to confess the wilful abuse; and then I know how to handle you. Fal. No abuse, Hal, on mine honour; no abuse. P. Hen. Not! to dispraise me; and call mepantler, and bread-chipper, and I know not what? Fal. No abuse, Hal. Poins. No abuse! Fal. No abuse, Ned, in the world; honest Ned, none. I disprais'd him before the wicked, that the wicked might not fall in love with him:-in which doing, I have done the part of a careful friend, and a true subject, and thy father is to give me thanks for it. No abuse, Hal;-none, Ned, none;-no, boys, none. P. Hen. See now, whether pure fear, and entire cowardice, doth not make thee wrong this virtuous gentlewoman to close with us? Is she of the wicked? Is thine hostess here of the wicked; Or is the boy of the wicked? Or honest Bardolph, whose zeal burns in his nose, of the wicked? Poins. Answer, thou dead elm, answer. Fal. The fiend hath prick'd down Bardolph irrecoverable; and his face is Lucifer's privy-kitchen, where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms. For the boy, there is a good angel about him; but the devil outbids him too. P. Hen. For the women,- Fal. For one of them, she is in hell already, and burns, poor soul! For the other, -I owe her money; and whether she be damn'd for that, I know not. Host. No, I warrant you. Fal. No, I think thou art not; I think, thou art quit for that: Marry, there is another indictment upon thee, for suffering flesh to be eaten in thy house, contrary to the law; for the which, I think, thou wilt howl. Host. All victuallers do so: What's a joint of mutton or two, in a whole Lent? P. Hen. You, gentlewoman, Doll. What says your grace? Fal. His grace says that which his flesh rebels against. Host. Who knocks so loud at door? look to the door there, Francis. Enter Peto. P. Hen. Peto, how now? what news? Peto. The king your father is at Westminster; And there are twenty weak and wearied posts, P. Hen. By heaven, Poins, I feel me much to blame, So idly to profane the precious time; Give me my sword, and cloak:---Falstaff, good night. [Exeunt P. Henry, Poins, Peto, and Bard. Fal. Now comes in the sweetest morsel of the night, and we must hence, and leave it unpick'd. [Knocking heard.] More knocking at the door? Re-enter Bardolph. How now? what's the matter? Bard. You must away to court, sir, presently; a dozen captains stay at door for you. Fal. Pay the musicians, sirrah. [To the Page.]Farewel, hostess;-farewel, Doll. - You see, my good wenches, how men of merit are sought after: the undeserver may sleep, when the man of action is call'd on. Farewel, good wenches:-If I be not sent away post, I will see you again ere I go. Doll. I cannot speak ;-If my heart be not ready to burst:-Well, sweet Jack, have a care of thy self. Fal. Farewel, farewel. [Exeunt Falstaff and Bardolph. Host. Well, fare thee well: I have known thee these twenty-nine years, come peascod-time; but an honester, and truer-hearted man,-Well, fare thee well. Bard. [Within.) Mistress Tear-sheet, Bard. Bid mistress Tear-sheet come to my mas ter. Host. O run, Doll, run; run, good Doll. [Exeunt. ACT III. SCENE I. A ROOM IN THE PALACE. Enter King Henry in his nightgown, with a Page. K. Hen. Go, call the earls of Surrey and of Warwick; But, ere they come, bid them o'er-read these letters, And well consider of them: Make good speed. --[Exit Page. How many thousand of my poorest subjects And hush'd with buzzing night-flies to thy slum ber; Than in the perfum'd chambers of the great, Under the canopies of costly state, And lull'd with sounds of sweetest melody? Who take the ruffian billows by the top, 1 Curling their monstrous heads, and hanging them Enter Warwick and Surrey. War. Many good morrows to your majesty! War. 'Tis one o'clock, and past. K. Hen. Why then, good morrow to you all, my lords. Have you read o'er the letters that I sent you? K. Hen. Then you perceive, the body of our How foul it is; what rank diseases grow, War. It is but as a body, yet, distemper'd; K. Hen. O heaven! that one might read the book of fate; And see the revolution of the times |