Sir Fret. Besides—I can tell you it is not always 300 so safe to leave a play in the hands of those who write themselves. Sneer. What, they may steal from them, hey, my dear Plagiary? Sir Fret. Steal!-to be sure they may; and, egad, Sneer. But your present work is a sacrifice to may do any thing. Why, sir, for aught I Sneer. That might be done, I dare be sworn. Dang. If it succeeds. Sir Fret. Ay, but with regard to this piece, I think I can hit that gentleman, for I can safely swear he never read it. Sneer. I'll tell you how you may hurt him more. 310 320 Sir Fret. How? Sneer. Swear he wrote it. Sir Fret. Plague on 't now, Sneer, I shall take it ill! as an author. Sneer. Then I am sure you ought to be obliged to me. Sir Fret. Hey!-sir !——— Dang. Oh, you know, he never means what he says. Sir Fret. But come now, there must be something that you think might be mended, hey?-Mr Dang. Why, faith, it is but an ungracious thing, for the most part, to But, Sir Fret. With most authors it is just so indeed; Sneer. Very true.-Why then, though I seriously 340 one small objection; which, if you'll give me 350 leave, I'll mention. Sir Fret. Sir, you can't oblige me more. Sneer. I think it wants incident. Sir Fret. Good God! you surprise me!-wants incident! Sneer. Yes; I own I think the incidents are too few. Sir Fret. Good God! Believe me, Mr Sneer, there is no person for whose judgment I have a more implicit deference; but I protest to you, Mr 360 Sneer, I am only apprehensive that the incidents are too crowded.-My dear Dangle, how does it strike you? Dang. Really I can't agree with my friend Sneer. I think the plot quite sufficient; and the four Sir Fret. Rises, I believe you mean, sir. Dang. No, I don't, upon my word. Sir Fret. Yes, yes, you do, upon my soul!-it certainly don't fall off, I assure you.—No, no ; it don't fall off. 370 Dang. Now, Mrs Dangle, didn't you say it struck you in the same light? Mrs Dang. No, indeed, I did not—I did not see a fault in any part of the play, from the beginning to the end. Sir Fret. Upon my soul, the women are the best 380 judges after all! Mrs Dang. Or, if I made any objection, I am sure it was to nothing in the piece, but that I was afraid it was, on the whole, a little too long. Sir Fret. Pray, madam, do you speak as to duration of time; or do you mean that the story is tediously spun out? Mrs Dang. O lud! no.-I speak only with reference to the usual length of acting plays. Sir Fret. Then I am very happy-very happy 390 Mrs Dang. Then, I suppose, it must have been Mr the first evening you can spare me three hours 400 Mrs Dang. I hope to see it on the stage next. Sir Fret. The newspapers! Sir, they are the most Dang. You are quite right; for it certainly must hurt an author of delicate feelings to see the liberties they take. Sir Fret. No, quite the contrary! their abuse is, in An author's reputation is only in danger from Sneer. Why that's true-and that attack, now, on 420 you the other day Sir Fret. What? where? Dang. Ay, you mean in a paper of Thursday: it was completely ill-natured, to be sure. |