and embryo promotions of modest gentlemen, Sneer. Sir, I am completely a convert both to the 360 Puff. Hush, for heaven's sake!-My tragedy!- how apprehensive I am of being known to be Dang. I' faith I would not have told-but it's Puff. Ah! those damned editors never can keep a secret!--Well, Mr Sneer, no doubt you will do me great honour-I shall be infinitely happy Dang. I believe it must be near the time-shall we go together? 370 Puff. No; it will not be yet this hour, for they are 380 always late at that theatre: besides, I must meet you there, for I have some little matters Indiamen out of the Shannon-reinforce Byron compel the Dutch to so!I must do that in the evening papers, or reserve it for the "Morning Herald; " for I know that I have undertaken to-morrow, besides, to establish the unanimity of the fleet in the "Public Advertiser," and to shoot Charles Fox in the "Morning 400 Post." So, egad, I ha'n't a moment to lose! Dang. Well, we'll meet in the Green Room. Act Second. Scene L [Exeunt severally. The Theatre, before the Curtain. Enter Dangle, Puff, and Sneer. Puff. No, no, sir; what Shakespeare says of actors may be better applied to the purpose of plays; they ought to be the abstract and brief chronicles of the time. Therefore when history, and particularly the history of our own country, furnishes any thing like a case in point, to the time in which an author writes, if he knows his own interest, he will take advantage of it; so, sir, I call my tragedy The Spanish Armada, and have laid the scene before Tilbury Fort. Sneer. A most happy thought, certainly! Dang. Egad it was-I told you so. But pray now, I don't understand how you have contrived to introduce any love into it. IO Puff. Love! oh, nothing so easy! for it is a received point among poets, that where history gives you a good heroic outline for a play, you may fill up with a little love at your own discretion: in doing which, nine times out of ten, you only make up a deficiency in the private history of 20 the times. Now I rather think I have done this with some success. Sneer. No scandal about Queen Elizabeth, I hope? Puff. O lud! no, no;-I only suppose the governor of Tilbury Fort's daughter to be in love with the son of the Spanish admiral. Sneer. Oh, is that all! Dang. Excellent, i' faith! I see at once. But won't this appear rather improbable ? Puff. To be sure it will-but what the plague! a play is not to show occurrences that happen 30 Sneer. Certainly nothing is unnatural, that is not physically impossible. Puff. Very true—and for that matter Don Ferolo might have been over here in the train of the Dang. Poor young lady! I feel for her already! for I can conceive how great the conflict must Puff. Oh, amazing!-her poor susceptible heart Enter Under Prompter. Und. Promp. Sir, the scene is set, and every thing is ready to begin, if you please. |