SUCH BEAUTIES IN VIEW I CAN NEVER SUCH beauties in view I Is brighter than thine. So clearly can shine! What posies To noses Your breath all so sweet! Honey sip, Like choice flip, And their hybla forget. When girls like you pass us, To Helicon's stream: Even that is a puddle, Where others may muddle, My nose let me fuddle In bowls of your cream. And thunder above: What posies, &c. SHELAH AND DERMOT. As Dermot toiled one summer's day, Oh den, to hear how she'd deride himWhere, poor Dermot, is it gone, Your lily lily loodle? .They've left you nothing but the drone, Poor Dermot's pipe is lost and gone, That used to cheer me so, is gone-- Beum bum boodle, loodle loo, My heart, and pipe, and peace are gone- What next will cruel Shelah do? But Shelah, hearing Dermot vex, Cried she, 'twas little Cupid moved me, Ye fool, to steal it out of tricks, Only to see how much you loved me. Come, cheer thee, Dermot, never moan, But take your lily loodle, And for the heart of you that's gone, You shall have mine, you noodle. Beum bum boodle, loodle loo, Shelah's to church with Dermot gone, And for the rest-what's dat to you? THE SAILOR HE FEARS NOT THE ROAR THE sailor he fears not the roar of the seas, In Liberty's cause, may the battles they've fought, In the terrors of war, may the honours they've sought Gain them laurels that never may fade. Perhaps, the wrong side I wur on, though on the right side moving, They turned my pockets inside out, while outside I was shoving. Tol de rol, &c. Now when I came into the Strand, I saw some ladies fine, sir, Taking strange men by the hand, when one took me by mine, sir; She said, my love, come home with me, and bchaved so polite, O; Said I, I wool, for I'm afraid to be late out at night, O. Tol de rol, &c. When we got there, O, I could swear, I heard the watch go one, sir, But, when I rose, put on my clothes, my watch sir; away had run, It never used to keep good time, but always went too fast, sir, And now, without a winding-up, it ran away, at last, sir. Tol de rol, &c. One night, when his unlucky stars did prevail, He then went a courting, though not very fit, Says she, Mr. Dip, you've been drinking”— just so. Says he, "Oh! my angel, pray doubt not my "My darling," says he, " only let me explain, And I promise I never will do it again; Come, let us be friends, kiss before I do go:" Says she, then, to him, "kiss the devil"-just so. "Oh! oh! then," says he, "if you're positive still, And determined to show me you'll have your own will, Curse me if I care for it!-I'll let you know, I don't care a fig for your passions"—just so. He put on his hat, and he reeled to the door, While the maiden's poor heart was getting quite sore; Says he, "by your cruelty here I do go;" SALLY IN OUR ALLEY. Of all the girls that are so smart, Is half so sweet as Sally; Her father he makes cabbage-nets, And through the streets does cry 'cm; Her mother she sells laces long, To such as please to buy 'em; When she is by, I leave my work, Of all the days that's in the week, And that's the day that comes betwixt For then I'm drest all in my best, My master carries me to church, I leave the church in sermon time, I would it were ten thousand pounds, My master and the neighbours all, A slave, and row a galley; But when my seven long years are out, O! then I'll marry Sally; O! then we'll wed, and then we'll bed, But not in our alley. THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH. Air-" Madam Fig's Gala."-(Lawler.) YOU'VE heard of one Gen'ral Macbeth, Who was both courageous and bold, sir; He had 'scaped an unfortunate death, If his fortune had never been told, sir. With Banquo his friend, he one day, From battle victorious was coming, When some gipsies he met by the way, Who thought they'd the Gen'ral be humming. Rumpti, udity, udity, rumpti, udity, I do, Rumpti, udity, udity, ri, fal, la, de, la, li, do They promised great things and what not, If some silver he would but come down, sir, From Macbeth two and sixpence they got, And they promised his honour a crown, sir. Banquo's was a different fate, But kings were to spring from his body, Rumpti, udity, &c. The king he lodged with him one night, His majesty's throat for to cut, sir. And walked in her sleep up and down, sir, Till a doctor the secret found out, And told it all over the town, sir. Rumpti, udity, &c. Then Banquo's grim ghost came to sup, When Macbeth had made himself king, sır; His hair on an end it stood up, But his lady could see no such thing, sir; Next morn to the gipsies he hies, Who chickens were making sad slaughter on, And stealing of turnips likewise, As ingredients for their large cauldron. Rumpti, udity, &c. By no man of woman that's born, They said, he could ever be slain, sir, Nor till on a fine summer's morn, Burnham-wood should march to Dunsinane, sır. "My wicked designs never balking, Undaunted," says he, "I'll now grow, sir, For trees they are not fond of walking, But one day at the door as he stood, He beheld a most terrible scene, sir; For to Dunsinane great Burnham-wood, Was marching like Jack-in-the-Green, sir; Macduff was the man for his money, So Macbeth was obliged to knock under : "Shun gipsies, they are a vile crew, sir; And murder don't go to commit, For you'll surely be hanged if you do, sir." Then here's a health to woman's lip, The second bliss, it must be wine, Where pleasure calls, and jovial souls Come, Bacchus, pledge with flowing bowls, Then here's a health to woman's lip, &c. LOGIE O'BUCHAN. O LOGIE O' Buchan, O Logie the laird, CHORUS. He said, think na lang, lassic, though I gang awa; He said, think na lang, lassie, &c. My daddie looks sulky, my minnie looks sour, He said, think na lang, lassie, &c. I sit on my creepie, and spin at my wheel, One SPOKEN.] That's kicking t' heels I means. fine-feathered felley comed up, and "Honest lad," zays he, "dost thee knaw what's o'clock?" "Ees, zur, zays I, "I does; it be a thing what tells as I made folk t' time o' day, and that's it, zur,' knob of my stick acquainted wi' t' knob 'pon his shoulders. "Thee'st getten it all right; thee knowst time o' day now,' "all sprawling in t' mud he lay. "So," zays I, "I wishes thee a comfortable Rump ti roll about sweet and clean, When I comed to the place they call Strand, About how I wur comed to a stand, To knaw which way 'twur best to be walking, I wur taken zomehow in zurprise, By a gentleman's hand in my pocket, Zo I just painted one of his eyes, While I knocked t'other out of its socket! SPOKEN.] "I be quite zorry it ha' zo falled out," zays I, "zur, but 'spose you wur took I for t'other mon; and 'now I's made thee blind, thee canst zee thy mistake plain enow, I dar zay for thee!" "It be quite unzivil," says he, "o' thee, indeed, when I wur 'bout to zhow thee t' thee way wanst; thee be'st going to the Bolt-in-Tun." "No, I ben't, zur," says I, "but when thou got to the Hand-in-Pocket, thou zoon found thee wast comed to the Bear-and-ragged-Staff! Good bye! dar zay thee'll find t'other eye zomewhere amongst t' mud, and then thee'll remember thy Rump ti roll about sweet and clean, &c. By t' lasses all striving to win me! And an innocent lad bring to ruin. SPOKEN.]" Oh! but," zays I, "hold hard a bit there; it warn't do wi' I, ye zee; you've catched the wrong cock by the spur this time, and dom me, if I don't prick ye hardish if ye be arter ossin to pluck my feathers!" Up I jumpt, and in bounced a bully; settled him with a rattler at once; down I tumbled madam's table, glasses, and gin-bottles, altogether, head over tip! Such a crash; my eye! They screamed out like good ones; and off I bolted as fresh as a stubble-goose, wi' all my quills safe; never looked behind me. "Dom my leather jacket," zays I, "but this be Zo took quite enow o' Lunnun for I this time!" top o' t' coach at once, and started off whoam for Yorkshire, as merry as a lark all the way, and while I wur thought o' t' lasses I left sprawling behind me, I zung, Rump ti roll about sweet and clean, Rump ti deep ones done ove. MY LOVE IS FAR AWAY. O! BEAUTY, beauty, smile no more, How sad and pale, though late so gay? Saw you not every flower grieve, Since she, my love, is far away? O! whither can the trifler find A heart more fond and true than mine? Ah! why then leave her slave behind, And to despair that heart consign; The birds on every perch and tree Lament, and, sorrowing, seem to say, All nature droops, and droops with me, Since she, my love, is far away. O beauty, beauty, shall thy queen To distant regions careless roam; Shall she, thy pride, no more be seen, When you can call the wanderer home? O! no; some means, some art devise, And rule again with magic sway; For man, yes, man, thy power defies, While she, my love, is far away, .... I'D RATHER STAY WITH YOU. (Dibdin.) MADAM, you know my trade is war: And what should I deny it for? Whene'er the trumpet sounds from far, I long to hack and hew. Yet, madam, credit what I say; Did drums and sprightly trumpets sound, Had we no hope in view, Were the whole army lost in smoke, Were they the last words that I spoke, I'd say, and d-me if I joke, I'd rather stay with you. Did the foe charge us front and rear, Though never vet'ran knew And my mother's been murdered by grief; The infant companions, who oft were my guides, No longer their friendship employ, And the misery-light-hearted pleasure derides— Of the poor little blind beggar boy. The debt which, alas! a false friend made him owe, Robbed my parent of liberty's sweets; Each moment he breathes is imbittered with woe, And nought but misfortune he meets. Each slender refreshment's from charity's store, Or famine his span would destroy, And, alas! that kind hand which relieved is no more, Cried the poor little blind beggar boy. Thus mournful he pleaded, when, sudden as thought, This tale near deprived him of breath, That his father was gone, and his spirit had sought For peace in the bosom of death; He rushed (for affection each sense did inspire) To his cell, every means to employ To revive him, then clasping the corpse of his sire, Died the poor little blind beggar boy. ........ NOW, MY BOYS, FOR PARIS REVELS. (Moncrieff.) |