Sun's declina. S. Day of Week. hogs stayed at home after that. on the road, having literally run themselves to death. It is needless to add that John Champion's from his fellow sewed up in the skin, and he trying to catch the other-the rest were found dead them was at Bassett's Creek, near forty miles from my house, only two being alive-one running "tolled them up," and catching a good runner, sewed him up in the bear-skin, and then turned him loose, when he ran after the rest, who flew from the supposed bear. The last that was seen of with some corn, I went out and saw about twenty fine year-olds munching away in my field. 15 can eating-house. It is a good one, happen where it might :THREE FISH FOR DINNER.-A Liverpool paper tells this story as having its origin in an Ameri fish. Waiter.-Only brought up two, I think, sir. Diner.-No, three; I had two mackerels, and Now, waiter, what's to pay? Waiter.-Let me see, sir; what have you had, sir? Diner.-Three) one smelt! D. M. 32 5 53 1 30 6 31 5 54 Sa 2 6 1 C 2 29 6 27 5 56 M 3 36 26 5 57 3 416 245 58 H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. 29 5 55 10 27 11 25 6 28 5 56 10 25 6 24 5 59 10 15 10 1 11 24 11 53 6 morn ev. 27 6 26 5 57 11 22 6 23 6 0 11 10 10 29 25 5 58 morn 6 22 6 13 Sa 2 586 18 6 2 3 51 8 15 6 18 6 3 3 48 5 39 6 17 6 3 3 45 6 156 345 14 C 2 35 6 17 6 3 4 33 9 32 6 16 6 4 4 31 6 56 6 16 6 4 4 29 6 14 6 6 1 morn 11 3 611 41 1 0 ev. 27 1 54 1 26 4 2 46 2 48 3 35 4 15 4 22 5 32 2 116 156 4 5 13 10 28 6 14 6 5 5 12 7 52 6 14 6 5 5 11 6 13 6 6 5 6 6 28 16 Tu 1 476 136 17 W 1 236 11 6 6 sets. 11 16 6 136 6 sets. 8 40 6 12 6 6 sets. 6 11 6 7 sets. 7 16 7 7 24 morn. 6 11 6 7 7 24 9 25 6 11 6 7 7 23 6 10 6 8 7 20 8 1 8 36 10 96 96 8 8 35 6 96 8 8 29 8 45 0 45 6 86 9 22 M 0 35 6 36 12 morn. 2 54 6 23 Tu 0 59 6 16 14 0 52 3 39 6 9 46 10 53 6 86 9 9 44 6 716 9 9 35 9 29 24 W 1 229 5 59 6 15 1 41 4 29 5 59 6 14 1 37 1 53 5 6 6 10 10 49 6 5 57 6 16 95 56 6 17 2 23 5 30 5 58 6 15 2 20 2 545 58 6 15 2 17 6 3 1 6 525 56 6 16 2 58 4 16 5 57 6 16 2 56 5 58 6 14 2 46 2 52 27 Sa 2 335 54 6 18 3 35 8 13 5 546 17 3 33 5 37 5 55 6 17 3 31 5 57 6 15 3 23 4 13 28 C 2 56 5 52 6 19 4 5 9 25 5 53 6 18 4 46 495 53 6 18 4 35 56 6 16 3 57 5 25 29 M 3 20 5 50 6 20 4 34 10 18 5 51 6 20 210 57 5 49 6 21 rises. 11 28 5 48 6 22 4 34 7 42 5 52 6 19 4 33 5 54 6 16 4 30 6 18 Sun's declination N. Day of Month. | Moon's Place. | 16 Fr 10 20 Tu 11 28 (No, sir-r-ree!" it usually is heard in a mill pond. He is a warmint what ain't so bad when broiled on a griddle. (and when he sits down has to stand up Being a lover of native melodies, he gives free concerts every night, he does, himself. He perwides music for the million, which has been so called because water, and consekwently invented the teetotal society. He always walks with a jump, he does; SCIENCE." A frog," says Professor Pump, "is an amphibious animal, as what lickers on cold wake me when I get dry!" posited something in a rickety old cupboard, and laid himself down upon the floor, "I want you to ALWAYS DRY. "I say, mother," said a regular street loafer the other night, after he had de "Oh! just wake me up any time; I'm always dry!" "How shall I know when you get dry?" asked his mother. When pride cometh, then cometh shame; but with the lowly is wisdom. D. M. Th 4 29 H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H. M. 8 21 7 22 5 50 6 18 7 16 8 0 19 8 11 8 32 9 16 5 48 6 20 9 6 9 3 C 5 39 m 5 40 6 27 10 20 1 33 5 416 26 10 16 10 57 5 42 6 24 10 13 5 46 6 20 10 1 9 33 5 M Tu 1 6 24 6 47 35 356 30 6 5 40 6 27 11 12 11 30 5 41 6 25 11 85 45 6 21 10 55 10 6 morn 5 44 6 22 11 48 10 39 0 5 0 43 5 38 6 27 0 56 0 25 436 23 morn 11 19 1 32 5 36 6 28 0 525 41 6 23 0 39 ev. 8 5 14 6 45 morn 2 32 5 16 6 42 21 W 11 499 5 12 6 46. 0 19 3 16 5 156 43 22 Th 12 9 5 11 6 47 1 0 45 13 6 44 4 23 Fr 12 295 96 48| 1 35 5 1 5 12 6 45 1 33 86 49 2 7 24 Sa 12 49 5 6 12 5 11 6 46 2 25 C 13 9 m 5 66 50 2 37 7 27 5 9 6 47 2 36 4 51 5 12 6 45 56 51 3 5 26 M 13 28 my 5 8 39 5 86 48 3 5 6 3 5 11 6 46 27 Tu 13 475 36 53 3 33 9 38 5 66 49 3 34 7 25 96 46 28 W 14 26 54 4 110 19 5 56 50 4 65 37 435 45 18 6 37 86 47 4 29 Th 14 255 06 55 4 31 10 56 5 46 52 4 34 8 205 76 48 4 36 5 17 6 38 30 Fr 14 44m4 59 6 56 rises. 11 305 26 53 rises. 8 545 66 49 rises. 5 16 6 39 Sun's decl. N. Day of Week Day of Month. Th 16 30 4 51 7 Fr 16 46 4 507 M 17 35 A KNOWING ONE.-"Mr. Brown," said a constable to this ubiquitous personage the other day, "Two," replied the constable. how many cows do you own?" "Why do you ask?" was the query. was not lighted up by gentleness and humanity." fly up before the door," Mister, your sign has fallen down !" A temperance man cried out to the keeper of a rum shop on seeing a drunken man's heels (would make haste and send the other along, as I haven't but one!" "Two," said Mr. B., with good-natured astonishment, "Well, if the law allows me two, I wish it "Because I wish to levy on them," was the prompt rejoinder. "I never knew," said Lord Erskine, "a man remarkable for heroic bravery, whose very aspect Moon's Place. D. M. 8 14 ev. 35 1 1 111 44 H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. 16 54 8 10 9 27 5 46 50 8 810 05 36 51 9 33 5 75 2 21 4 56 6 58 11 41 11 45 5 06 2 morn 3 54 55 6 59 morn ev. 29 4 58 6 75 15 6 40 7 56 8 3 8 51 8 26 9 9 9 43 10 6 43 morn 11 5 64 447 3 29 9 36 4 48 7 5 3 31 7 04 527 1 3 33 5 56 47 3 39 5 36 6 4 11 7 514 517 1 4 14 5 46 48 4 23 6 27 6 sets. 8 41 4 507 2 sets. 5 46 49 sets. 7 17 D. M. 0 54 5 49 4 31 7 26 1 29 7 14 31 7 27 H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. MH.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. 1 9 24 8 52 22 4 54 7 1 10 11 9 29 210 56 10 11 211 37 10 55 3 morn. 11 46 3 0 17 ev. 44) 3 29 10 11 4 30 7 28 28 ww 3 34 sets. 7 58 8 46 9 58 4 35 7 24 8 42 4 53 7 7 8 30 8 34 9 25 4 53 7 0 9 0 8 0 41 San's decl. South. Day of Month. round it with his neck, and pulling at one end while I held the other, and his continuation' twistwonderment, commenced frolicking with the long head on the spear of grass, taking a turn and gave his tail a graceful wave, as much as to say 'I appreciate the honor,' and, greatly to my hand, which I poked out gently to scrape acquaintance. He ducked his head, arched his body, ber' shot and gleamed from its head like phosphorescent light. I had a spear of herds' grass in my was perfectly aware of my presence, looked me quietly in the face, while that forked 'little memstopped within a foot of me. Just from habit-nothing else-I must own to being a bit startled. It but sarpents' in particular, when, with a rustle of the grass at my side, and a gliding motion, he tree, close to the edge of a cornfield, thinking of a great many fine things in general, and of anything uating looking chap, of the common striped kind. I was sitting on a little hillock, under a pine A SNAKE STORY.-A correspondent of the New Hampshire Statesman tells the following story: "Talking of snakes, reminds me of an adventure of mine yesterday, with a nice, smooth, 'insin D. M. Calendar for Th 23 Moon's Place. j Sun's decl. N' Day of Week. 28 W 19 3 4 51 7 20 4 52 7 19 Day of Month. may depend upon is a most veracious narrative. out by any persuasion. Neither the grass nor cornstalk fiddle could reassure him. This you when he disappeared in a hole at the foot of the tree quicker than thought, and would not be coaxed please him most. At length, as a farther experiment, I sprang to my feet and clapped my hands. fellow actually came up and laid his head across my knee. The jig of Devil's Dream seemed to watching every movement. I got up a succession of soft airs considerably like music, and the little I whipped off a stalk, and soon had a primitive Cremona tuned to concert-pitch, his little snakeship ing what I could do next to amuse my visitor, when the lucky thought of a cornstalk fiddle occurred. ing and turning into graceful figures. He seemed perfectly gentle, and in no hurry. I was think the world. Never complain of being ill-used. Always speak well of your friends, but of your MAXIMS.-Never believe that which seems improbable. Never expose your disappointment to enemies speak neither good nor evil. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H.M. H.M. H. M. H. M. 1 18 4 34 7 33 9 45 10 42 4 39 7 27 9 44 4 57 7 10 9 37 9 18 2 14 34 7 33 10 23 11 25 4 40 7 27 10 22 4 57 7 10 10 18 10 1 ev. 10 4 40 7 27 10 58 4 58 7 10 10 58 10 46 0 58 4 41 7 27 11 35 4 58 7 10 11 38 11 34 1 53 4 41 7 27 morn 4 58 7 10 morn ev. 29 4 357 35 sets. sets. 14 47 7 25 11 38 10 51 4 40 7 30 2 8 15 4 45 7 25 4 65 17 8 4 20 6 51 9 3 4 457 25 sets. 5 27 8 sets. 7 39 9 45 4 467 24 8 05 27 8 7 50 8 21 Full Moon. 8 8 morn. 7 56 morn. H. M. ..27 5 0 even. 4 48 even. 25 0 6 11) |