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EVERY DAY SUNDAY.--By different nations, every day in the week is set apart for public worship, sun, which, glorious as the Poet's fame, was slowly declining beyond the hills of the Rhine. -Burns. Schiller asked, when he spoke last, that he might be raised up so that he could see the don't believe I'm dying-Chancellor Thurlow. “Don't let that awkward squad fire over my grave") ter Raleigh. "Kiss me, Hardy" -Nelson. “Don't give up the ship"--Lawrence." I'm d-d if 1) army"--Napoleon. "I must sleep now"-Byron. “It matters little how the head lyeth"-Sir Walof the dying words of some of the most distinguished men that perhaps ever lived: "Head of the

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USE OF THE CURL IN A Pig's TAIL.- The New York True Sun says that it has hitherto been without learning anything—and occupy all the places of government without being capable of filling! is the league, the condition of those who would consume without producing-know everything ator of the French Chambers, gave the following definition: “Aristocracy in the nineteenth century ARISTOCRACY.-In reply to the question, “ What is Aristocracy?" General Foy, a distinguished or

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