That neither might be set at large, And all their fury and revenge outwitted. As jewels of high value are Kept under locks with greater care Than those of meaner rates, So he was in stone walls, and chains, and iron grates. IX. Thither came ladies from all parts, To offer up close prisoners their hearts, Which he receiv'd as tribute due, And made them yield up love and honour too Than e'er were practis'd yet in plays: For those two spiteful foes, who never meet About punctilioes and mere tricks, Did all their quarrels to his doom submit, In contemplation only of him did agree: With those fresh laurels he had won, And all the brave renowned feats He had perform'd in arms; The other with his person and his charms: For, just as larks are catch'd in nets By gazing on a piece of glass, So while the ladies view'd his brighter eyes, And smoother polish'd face, Their gentle hearts, alas! were taken by surprise X. Never did bold knight, to relieve Distressed dames, such dreadful feats achieve As feeble damsels, for his sake, Would have been proud to undertake; The world's loss and their own, Strove who should have the honour to lay down And change a life with him; But, finding all their hopes in vain To move his fixt determin'd fate, To live when he was doom'd to die; To less hard-hearted grates and stones; Chain'd to the lofty wheels of his triumphal car. A BALLAD UPON THE PARLIAMENT, WHICH DELIBERATED ABOUT MAKING OLIVER KING.* As close as a goose Sat the Parliament-house To hatch the royal gull; After much fiddle-faddle, The egg proved addle, And Oliver came forth Nol. Yet old Queen Madge, Though things do not fadge, Will serve to be queen of a May-pole ; Two princes of Wales, For Whitsun-ales, And her Grace Maid-Marion Clay-pole. In a robe of cow-hide Sat yesty Pride, With his dagger and his sling; *This Ballad refers to the Parliament, as it was called, which deliberated about making Oliver king, and petitioned him to accept the title; which he, out of fear of some republican zealots in his party, refused to accept, and contented himself with the power, under the name of 'Protector.' He was the pertinent'st peer T'advise with such a king. A great philosopher Had a goose for his lover, That follow'd him day and night: If it be a true story Or but an allegory, It may be both ways right. Strickland and his son, Both cast into one, Were meant for a single baron; But when they came to sit, There was not wit Enough in them both to serve for one. Wherefore 'twas thought good To add Honeywood; But when they came to trial, Each one prov❜d a fool, Yet three knaves in the whole, And that made up a Pair-royal. A BALLAD, IN TWO PARTS, CONJECTURED TO BE ON OLIVER CROMWELL.* PART I. DRAW near, good people all, draw near, And hearken to my ditty; A stranger thing Than this I sing Came never to this city. *To this humorous ballad Butler had prefixed this title — 'The Privileges of Pimping' — but afterwards crossed it out, for which reason it is not inserted here. |