I was let up finally, when a powerful large Sesesher came up and embraced me, and to show that he had no hard feelin's agin me, put his nose into my mouth. I returned the compliment by placin' my stummick suddenly agin his right foot, when he kindly made a spittoon of his able-bodied face. Actooated by a desire to see whether the Sesesher had been vaxinated, I then fastened my teeth onto his left sleeve, and tore it to the shoulder. We then vilently bunted our heads together for a few minits, danced round a little, and sot down in a mud-puddle. We riz to our feet agin, and by a sudden and adroit movement I placed my left eye agin the Sesesher's fist. Saw stars and other loom inaries. Got down on the ground to see if he had drop suthin'. I riz, and we embraced agin. Soonly I sent home a sledge-hammer blow on Sesesher's whisky orifice, which started 33 ov his grinders on a voyage down his throat, while he planted his left mawler in my baskit. I also re ceived a slight crack on the jugoolar. By another dexterous movmint I got Sesesher's cokonut in the Court of Chancery, and played sooperbly on his nob. A man in a cockt hat then cum up, and sed he felt as though an apology was due to me. The crowd had taken me for another man. I was rid on a rale the next day, a bunch of blazin' firecrackers bein' tied to my coat tales. It was a fine spectycal in a dramatic pint of view, but I didn't enjoy it. I had other adventurs of a startlin' kind, but why continner? why lasserate the public boozum with these here things? Suffysit to say I got across Mason and Dixie's line safe at larst. AFTER THE BATTLE. The drums are all muffled, the bugles are still; There's a voice in the wind like a spirit's low cry; For those whose wan faces glare white to the sky, With eyes fixed so steadfast and dimly, As they wait the last trump, which they may not defy. The brave heads late lifted are solemnly bowed, The groans of the death-stricken drowning, There is no mocking blazon, as clay sinks to clay; Only relics that lay where thickest the fray,- Far away, tramp on tramp, sounds the march of the foe, Shall darken with sorrow the land where they flow, They are fled-they are gone; but oh! not as they came; Never march with the leal and the true. Where the wreck of our legions lay stranded and torn, From the flash of the steel a new day-break seemed born, The tumult is silenced; the death lots are cast, Yes the broad road to honor is red where ye passed, CHARGE OF THE LIGHT BRIGADE ALFRED TENNYSON. Half a league, half a league, "Forward, the Light Brigade!" Cannon to right of them, Volleyed and thundered; Stormed at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well: Into the jaws of death, Into the mouth of hell, Rode the six hundred. Flashed all their sabers bare, All the world wondered; Plunged in the battery smoke, Cossack and Russian Reeled from the saber-stroke, Shattered and sundered. Then they rode back-but not, Not the six hundred. Cannon to right of them, Volleyed and thundered; When can their glory fade? THE CURSE OF REGULUS. The palaces and domes of Carthage were burning with the splendors of noon, and the blue waves of her harbor were rolling and gleaming in the gorgeous sunlight. An attentive ear could catch a low murmur, sounding from the centre of the city, which seemed like the moaning of the wind before a tempest. And well it might. The whole people of Carthage, startled, astounded by the report that Regulus had returned, were pouring, a mighty tide, into the great square before the Senate House. There were mothers in that throng, whose captive sons were groaning in Roman fetters; maidens, whose lovers were dying in the distant dungeons of Rome; gray-haired men and matrons, whom Roman steel had made childless; men, who were seeing their country's life crushed out by Roman power; and with wild voices, cursing and groaning, the vast throng gave vent to the rage, the hate, the anguish of long years. Calm and unmoved as the marble walls around him, stood Regulus, the Roman! He stretched his arm over the surging crowd with a gesture as proudly imperious, as though he stood at the head of his own gleaming cohorts. Before that silent command the tumult ceased, the half-uttered execra tion died upon the lip; so intense was the silence, that the clank of the captive's brazen manacles smote sharp on every ear, as he thus addressed them: "Ye doubtless thought, judging of Roman virtue by your own, that I would break my plighted faith, rather than by returning, and leaving your sons and brothers to rot in Roman dungeons, to meet your vengeance. Well, I could give reasons for this return, foolish and inexplicable as it seems to you; I could speak of yearnings after iumortality; of those eternal principles in whose pure light a patriot's death is glorious, a thing to be desired; but, by great Jove! I should debase myself to dwell on such high themes to you. If the bright blood which feeds my heart were like the slimy ooze that stagnates in your veins, I should have remained at Rome, saved my life and broken my oath. If, then, you ask, why I have come back, to let you work your will on this poor body which I esteem but as the rags that cover it-enough reply for you, it is because I am a Roman! As such, here in your very capital I defy you! What I have done, ye never can undo; what ye may do, I care not. Since first my young arm knew how to wield a Roman sword, have I not routed your armies, burned your towns, and dragged your generals at my chariot wheels? And do ye now expect to see me cower and whine with dread of Carthaginian vengeance? Compared to that fierce mental strife which my heart has just passed through at Rome, the piercing of this flesh, the rending of these sinews, would be but sport to me. "Venerable senators, with trembling voices and outstretched hands, besought me to return no more to Carthage. The generous people, with loud wailing, and wildly-tossing gestures, bade me stay. The voice of a beloved motherher withered hands beating her breast, her gray hairs streaming in the wind, tears flowing down her furrowed cheeks, praying me not to leave her in her lonely and helpless old age-is still sounding in my ears. Compared to anguish like this, the paltry torments you have in store is as the murmur of the meadow brook to the wild tumult of the mountain storm. Go! bring your threatened tortures! The woes I see impending over this fated city will be enough to sweeten death, though every nerve should tingle with its agony. I die-but mine shall be the triumph, yours the untold des |