The passenger gasped twice or thrice, but could not say anything. The ticket-seller went on: "It's the superintendent's idea. He is fond of fun, enjoys a joke, and it does him good to see a man prance around and hear him jaw when he buys a ticket and then finds his train has been gone two hours. It saves him the expense of going to the circus." "Which way is that clock wrong," the passenger asked in despairing accents, "fast or slow?" "Don't know," replied the agent. "That's part of the fun not to let anybody in the building know anything about the right time. All that I know is that it's about ninety minutes wrong one way or the other." With a hollow groan the passenger dropped his carpet-bag and wallet, and made a rush for the door, upsetting every man who got in his way. In about two minutes he came back, crestfallen and meek, and took his place at the end of the line. When once more he walked up to the window, he said, as he named his station and bought his ticket like a sane man: "What made you talk to me like a liar?" "What made you ask questions like a fool?" answered the ticket man, and they glared at each other for a second, and then the passenger went his way, a madder, but probably not a wiser man. For although the time pieces at a railway station are always as nearly accurate as care and electricity can make them, and all the trains come and go by them, yet there are thousands of men and women in this land of free schools, who, whenever they travel, never fail to ask the ticket-seller, station-master, usher, and gate-man, one after another, if " that clock is right?" SOMEBODY'S DARLING. Into a ward of the whitewashed hall, Soon to be hid by the dust of the grave, Kiss him once for somebody's sake, Been baptized in their waves of light? God knows best! he was somebody's love; Somebody's heart enshrined him there; Somebody wafted his name above, Night and morn, on the wings of prayer. Somebody wept when he marched away, Looking so handsome, brave, and grand; Somebody's kiss on his forehead lay, Somebody clung to his parting hand. Somebody's waiting and watching for him, Yearning to hold him again to her heart; And there he lies with his blue eyes dim, And the smiling, child-like lips apart. Tenderly bury the fair young dead, Pausing to drop on his grave a tear; Carve in the wooden slab at his head, "Somebody's darling slumbers here." THE WIFE.-JOHN G. WHITTIER. AN IDYL OF BEARCAMP WATER. From school, and ball, and rout, she came, The city's fair, pale daughter, To drink the wine of mountain air Beside the Bearcamp Water. Her step grew firmer on the hills For health comes sparkling in the streams, She sat beneath the broad-armed elms Beside her, from the summer heat Framed in its damp, dark locks, his face She looked up, glowing with the health “To mend your frock and bake your bread You do not need a lady; Be sure among these brown old homes "Some fair, sweet girl with skillful hand He bent his black brows to a frown, “You think, because my life is rude, I tell you love has naught to do "Itself its best excuse, it asks When silken zone or homespun frock "You think me deaf and blind; you bring Your winning graces hither, As free as if from cradle-time, We two had played together. "You tempt me with your laughing eyes, Your cheeks of sundown's blushes, A motion as of waving grain, A music as of thrushes. "The plaything of your summer sport, The spells you weave around me, You cannot at your will undo, 66 Nor leave me as you found me. You go as lightly as you came, Your life is well without me; "No mood is mine to seek a wife, "I dare your pity or your scorn, She looked up from the waving grass "And if I lend you mine," she said, "Nor frock nor tan can hide the man; "I love you: on that love alone, Alone the hangbird overhead, His hair-swung cradle straining, Looked down to see love's miracle,The giving that is gaining. And so the farmer found a wife, His mother found a daughter; Flowers spring to blossom where she walks Our hard, stiff lines of life with her Our homes are cheerier for her sake, Is sweeter for her coming. We send the squire to General Court; No prouder man election-day Rides through the sweet June weather. So spake our landlord as we drove Until, at last, beneath its bridge, If more and more we found the troth And culture's charm and labor's strength The simple life, the homely hearth, |