Put on a sour, savage, snapping-turtle physiognomy; look daggers, and act out your feelings; this is the first great commandment with misery: Think you are the most forsaken mortal that misery ever held a mortgage on. Hate mankind; call 'em a'l lir, cheats, swindlers, villains. Look at everything on the wrong side. If it has no dark side, make one, just so to enjoy yourself looking at it. Take it for granted that everybody about is especially interested to torment you. Fight everybody and everything. You can't hit amiss. The world is all wrong. Everybody is a villain but yourself, and it is your duty to teach mankind manners. Go at 'em. You can't fail to be miserable. THE YOUNG GRAY HEAD.-CAROLINE A. SOUTHEY. I'm thinking that to-night, if not before, There'll be wild work. Dost hear old Chewton roar? And such a sudden thaw! If rain comes on, As threats, the water will be out anon. That path by the ford is a nasty bit of way,— Best let the young ones bide from school to-day. The children join in this request; but the mother resolves that they shall set out, the two girls, Lizzy and Jenny, the one five, the other seven. was law, so, One last fond kiss, As the dame's will "God bless my little maids," the father said, And cheerily went his way to win their bread. "Now, mind and bring Jenny safe home," the mother said. Don't stay To pull a bough or berry by the way; That plank is so crazy, and so slippery, If not overflowed, the stepping-stones will be; With her own warmest shawl. "Be sure," said she, Like this, when you come home, just leaving free The mother watches them with foreboding, though she knows not why. In a little while the threatened storm sets in. Night comes, and with it comes the father from his daily toil; There's a treasure hidden in his hat, A plaything for his young ones; he had found When he should yield, by guess, and kiss, and prayer, No little faces greet him as wont at the threshold; and to his hurried question, "Are they come?" 'twas "no." To throw his tools down, hastily unhook The old cracked lantern from its dusty nook, And, while he lit it, speak a cheering word That almost choked him, and was scarcely heard, Was but a moment's act, and he was gone To where a fearful foresight led him on. A neighbor goes with him, and the faithful dog follows the children's tracks. "Hold the light Low down, he's making for the water. Hark! I know that whine; the old dog's found them, Mark;" So speaking, breathlessly he hurried on Toward the old crazy foot-bridge. It was gone! And all his dull, contracted light could show, Was the black void, and dark swollen stream below. For a tall man, and half above it propped 'Twas Lizzy's. There she crouched, with face as white, More ghastly, by the flickering lantern light, Than sheeted corpse; the pale blue lips drawn tight, * * They lifted her from out her watery bed; * And one small hand; the mother's shawl was tied, That caught and pinned her to the river's bed; "She might have lived, Struggling like Lizzy,” was the thought that rived The wretched mother's heart when she heard all, "But for my foolishness about that shawl." "Who says I forgot? Mother, indeed, indeed I kept fast hold, And tied the shawl quite close,-she can't be cold, And it's so dark and cold! Oh dear! oh dear!- All night long from side to side she turned, THE PARTING HOUR.-EDWARD POLLOCK. There's something in "the parting hour" Yet kindred, comrades, lovers, friends, But this I've seen,-and many a pang No matter what the journey be,- To the wild deep, or bleak frontier, To solitude, or war,— Still something cheers the heart that dares, In all of human kind; And they who go are happier Than those they leave behind. The bride goes to the bridegroom's home Alas! the mother who remains, What comfort can she find But this, the gone is happier Than the one she leaves behind? Have you a trusty comrade dear,— Be sure your term of sweet concourse And when you part,-as part you will,— Oh take it not unkind, If he who goes is happier Than you he leaves behind. God wills it so, and so it is; The pilgrims on their way, Though weak and worn, more cheerful are Than all the rest who stay. And when, at last, poor man, subdued, Lies down, to death resigned, May he not still be happier far Than those he leaves behind? ADAMS AND JEFFERSON.-DANIEL WEBSTER. Adams and Jefferson, I have said, are no more. As hu nan beings, indeed, they are no more. They are no more, as in 1776, bold and fearless advocates of independence; no more, as on subsequent periods, the head of the government; no more, as we have recently seen them, aged and venerable objects of admiration and regard. They are no more. They are dead. But how little is there of the great and good which can die! To their country they yet live, and live forever. They live in all that perpetuates the remembrance of men on earth; in the recorded proofs of their own great actions, in the offspring of their intellect, in the deep engraved lines of public gratitude, and in the respect and homage of mankind. They live in their example; and they live, emphat ically, and will live, in the influence which their lives and efforts, their principles and opinions, now exercise, and will continue to exercise, on the affairs of men, not only in their own country, but throughout the civilized world. A superior and commanding human intellect, a truly great man,-when Heaven vouchsafes so rare a gift,-is not a temporary flame, burning bright for a while, and then expiring, giving place to returning darkness. It is rather a spark of fervent heat, as well as radiant light, with power to enkindle the common mass of human mind: so that, when it glimmers in its own decay, and finally goes out in death, no night follows; but it leaves the world all light, all on fire, from the potent contact of its own spirit. Bacon died; but the human understanding, roused by the touch of his miraculous wand to a perception of the true philosophy and the just mode of inquiring after truth, has kept on its course successfully and gloriously. Newton died; yet the courses of the spheres are still known, and they yet move on, in the orbits which he saw and described for them, in the infinity of space. No two men now live,-perhaps it may be doubted whether any two men have ever lived in one age,-who, more than those we now commemorate, have impressed their own senti. |