20 25 30 5 This dog and man at first were friends; The dog, to gain some private ends, Went mad and bit the man. Around from all the neighbouring streets And swore the dog had lost his wits, The wound it seem'd both sore and sad And while they swore the dog was mad, But soon a wonder came to light, SONG, FROM THE VICAR OF WAKEFIELD.' WHEN lovely Woman stoops to folly, The only art her guilt to cover, To hide her shame from every eye, EPILOGUE TO THE GOOD NATUR'D MAN.' As puffing quacks some caitiff wretch procure It could not fail, would you but set about it.' 'Young man,' cries one-a bard laid up in clover— Alas, young man, my writing days are over; Let boys play tricks, and kick the straw; not I: Your brother Doctor there, perhaps, may try.' 15 'What I? dear Sir,' the Doctor interposes; 'What, plant my thistle, Sir, among his roses! No, no; I've other contests to maintain; To-night I head our troops at Warwick-lane: Go, ask your manager.' 'Who, me? Your pardon ; Those things are not our forte at Covent-garden.' Our Author's friends, thus plac'd at happy distance, Give him good words indeed, but no assistance. As some unhappy wight, at some new play, At the Pit door stands elbowing a way, 20 25 While oft, with many a smile, and many a shrug, His simpering friends, with pleasure in their eyes, He nods, they nod; he cringes, they grimace; 30 But not a soul will budge to give him place. Since then, unhelp'd, our bard must now conform EPILOGUE TO THE SISTER.' WHAT! five long acts—and all to make us wiser! 5 Warm'd up each bustling scene, and in her rage 10 What if I give a masquerade ?—I will. But how? ay, there's the rub! [pausing]—I've got my cue : The world's a masquerade! the maskers, you, you, you. (To Boxes, Pit, and Gallery.) Lud! what a group the motley scene discloses ! False wits, false wives, false virgins, and false spouses! 15 Statesmen with bridles on; and, close beside 'em, Patriots, in party-coloured suits, that ride 'em. There Hebes, turn'd of fifty, try once more To raise a flame in Cupids of threescore. These in their turn, with appetites as keen, 20 Deserting fifty, fasten on fifteen, Miss, not yet full fifteen, with fire uncommon, Flings down her sampler, and takes up the woman: The little urchin smiles, and spreads her lure, And tries to kill, ere she's got power to cure. 25 Thus 'tis with all-their chief and constant care Is to seem everything but what they are. Yon broad, bold, angry spark, I fix my eye on, Who seems to have robb'd his vizor from the lion; Who frowns, and talks, and swears, with round parade, 30 Looking, as who should say, Dam'me! who's afraid? (mimicking.) Strip but his vizor off, and sure I am Perhaps, to vulgar eyes, bestrides the state; If with a bribe his candour you attack, 40 He bows, turns round, and whip-the man's a black! Yon critic, too-but whither do I run? If I proceed, our bard will be undone! PROLOGUE TO ZOBEIDE.' In these bold times, when Learning's sons explore And quit for Venus, many a brighter here; 10 And fits his little frigate for adventures: With Scythian stores, and trinkets deeply laden, To make an observation on the shore. 15 Where are we driven? our reck'ning sure is lost! Yon ill foreboding cloud seems big with thunder. (Upper Gallery.) There Mangroves spread, and larger than I've seen 'em 20 Here trees of stately size-and turtles in 'em (Pit.) (Balconies.) Here ill-condition'd oranges abound (Stage.) And apples (takes up one and tastes it), bitter apples strew the ground. |