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EPILOGUE

BY THE AUTHOR

SPOKEN BY MRS. BULKLEY

LADIES, for you-I heard our poet say—
He'd try to coax some moral from his play:
"One moral 's plain," cried I, without more fuss;
Man's social happiness all rests on us :

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Through all the drama-whether damn'd or not-
Love gilds the scene, and women guide the plot.

From every rank obedience is our due

D'ye doubt ?-The world's great stage shall prove it true."
The cit, well skill'd to shun domestic strife,

Will sup abroad; but first he'll ask his wife :
John Trot, his friend, for once will do the same,
But then-he'll just step home to tell his dame.
The surly squire at noon resolves to rule,
And half the day-Zounds! madam is a fool!
Convinced at night, the vanquish'd victor says,
Ah, Kate you women have such coaxing ways.
The jolly toper chides each tardy blade,
Till reeling Bacchus calls on Love for aid:
Then with each toast he sees fair bumpers swim,
And kisses Chloe on the sparkling brim !

Nay, I have heard that statesmen-great and wise-
Will sometimes counsel with a lady's eyes!
The servile suitors watch her various face,
She smiles preferment, or she frowns disgrace,
Curtsies a pension here—there nods a place.

Nor with less awe, in scenes of humbler life,
Is view'd the mistress, or is heard the wife.
The poorest peasant of the poorest soil,
The child of poverty, and heir to toil,

Early from radiant Love's impartial light

Steals one small spark to cheer this world of night:
Dear spark! that oft through winter's chilling woes

Is all the warmth his little cottage knows!

The wandering tar, who not for years has press'd

The widow'd partner of his day of rest,

On the cold deck, far from her arms removed,
Still hums the ditty which his Susan loved;

And while around the cadence rude is blown,
The boatswain whistles in a softer tone.

The soldier, fairly proud of wounds and toil,
Pants for the triumph of his Nancy's smile;
But ere the battle, should he list her cries,
The lover trembles-and the hero dies!
That heart, by war and honour steel'd to fear,
Droops on a sigh, and sickens at a tear !

But ye more cautious, ye nice-judging few,
Who give to beauty only beauty's due,

Though friends to love-ye view with deep regret
Our conquests marr'd, our triumphs incomplete,
Till polish'd wit more lasting charms disclose,
And judgment fix the darts which beauty throws!
In female breasts did sense and merit rule,
The lover's mind would ask no other school;
Shamed into sense, the scholars of our eyes,
Our beaux from gallantry would soon be wise;
Would gladly light, their homage to improve,
The lamp of knowledge at the torch of love!

ST. PATRICK'S DAY

OR, THE SCHEMING LIEUTENANT

A FARCE

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ST. PATRICK'S DAY

ACT ONE

SCENE I. LIEUTENANT O'CONNOR'S Lodgings

Enter SERJEANT TROUNCE, CORPORAL FLINT, and four

SOLDIERS

1 Sol. I say you are wrong; we should all speak together, each for himself, and all at once, that we may be heard the better.

2 Sol. Right, Jack, we 'll argue in platoons.

3 Sol. Ay, ay, let him have our grievances in a volley, and if we be to have a spokesman, there's the corporal is the lieutenant's countryman, and knows his humour.

Flint. Let me alone for that. I served three years, within a bit, under his honour, in the Royal Inniskillions, and I never will see a sweeter-tempered gentleman, nor one more free with his purse. I put a great shammock in his hat this morning, and I'll be bound for him he 'll wear it, was it as big as Steven's Green.

4 Sol. I say again then you talk like youngsters, like militia striplings: there's a discipline, look'ee, in all things, whereof the serjeant must be our guide; he's a gentleman of words; he understands your foreign lingo, your figures, and such like auxiliaries in scoring. Confess now for a reckoning, whether in chalk or writing, ben 't he your only man?

Flint. Why the serjeant is a scholar to be sure, and has the gift of reading.

Trounce. Good soldiers and fellow gentlemen, if you make me your spokesman, you will show the more judgment; and let me alone for the argument. I'll be as loud as a drum, and point blank from the purpose.

All. Agreed, agreed.

Flint. Oh, fait ! here comes the lieutenant. Now, serjeant.

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