Torn from thy parent bird to form a pen, When Vice triumphant holds her sovereign sway, Obeyed by all who nought beside obey; When Folly, frequent harbinger of crime, Bedecks her cap with bells of every clime; When knaves and fools combined o'er all prevail, And weigh their justice in a golden scale; * Cid Hamet Benengeli promises repose to his pen, in the last chapter of Don Quixote. Oh! that our voluminous gentry would follow the example of Cid Hamet Benengeli. t["This must have been written in the spirit of prophecy." -Byron, 1816.] E'en then the boldest start from public sneers, Such is the force of wit! but not belong To me the arrows of satiric song; The royal vices of our age demand A keener weapon, and a mightier hand. I too can scrawl, and once upon a time I poured along the town a flood of rhyme, A schoolboy freak, unworthy praise or blame; I printed — older children do the same. * This ingenious youth is mentioned more particularly, with his production, in another place. † In the Edinburgh Review. -["He's a very good fellow; Moved by the great example, I pursue The self-same road, but make my own review: A man must serve his time to every trade A turn for punning, call it Attic salt; To Jeffrey go, be silent and discreet, His pay is just ten sterling pounds per sheet: Fear not to lie, 't will seem a sharper hit; And shall we own such judgment? no as soon any other thing that's false, before and, except his mother and sister, the best of the set, to my mind."― Byron, 1816.] Messrs. Jeffrey and Lambe are the alpha and omega, the * To these young tyrants, by themselves misplaced, Then should you ask me,† why I venture o'er The path which Pope and Gifford trod before; If not yet sickened, you can still proceed: Go on; my rhyme will tell you as you read. "But hold!" exclaims a friend, - "here's some ―― neglect: - that and t'other line seem incorrect." This What then? the self-same blunder Pope has got, 99 first and last of the Edinburgh Review; the others are mentioned hereafter. ["This was not just. Neither the heart nor the head of these gentlemen are at all what they are here represented. At the time this was written, I was personally unacquainted with either." ― Byron, 1816.] *IMIT. "Stulta est Clementia, cum tot ubique -occurras perituræ parcere charts."-Juv. Sat. I. IMIT. "Cur tamen hoc libeat potius decurrere campo Per quem magnus equos Auruncæ flexit alumnus: Si vacat, et placidi rationem admittitis, edam." Juv. Sat. I. Indeed!-'tis granted, faith! - but what care I? Time was, ere yet in these degenerate days Ignoble themes obtained mistaken praise, * [The first edition of the Satire opened with this line, and Byron's original intention was to prefix the following — "ARGUMENT. 'The poet considereth times past, and their poesy — makes a sudden transition to times present—is incensed against bookmakers- revileth Walter Scott for cupidity and ballad-mongering, with notable remarks on Master Southey-complaineth that Master Southey hath inflicted three poems, epic and otherwise, on the public-inveigheth against William Wordsworth, but laudeth Mister Coleridge and his elegy on a young ass- - is disposed to vituperate Mr. Lewis - and greatly rebuketh Thomas Little (the late) and the Lord Strangford -recommendeth Mr. Hayley to turn his attention to prose-and exhorteth the Moravians to glorify Mr. Grahame-sympathizeth with the Reverend Bowles-and deploreth the melancholy fate of James Montgomery-breaketh out into invective against the Edinburgh Reviewers-calleth them hard names, harpies and the like-apostrophizeth Jeffrey, and prophesieth. - Episode of Jeffrey and Moore, their jeopardy and deliverance; portents on the morn of the combat; the Tweed, Tolbooth, Frith of Forth, severally shocked; descent of a goddess to save Jeffrey; incorporation of the bullets with his sinciput and occiput. - Edinburgh Reviewers en masse.-Lord Aberdeen, Herbert, Scott, Hallam, Pillans, Lambe, Sydney Smith, Brougham, etc. — The Lord Holland applauded for dinners and translations. The Drama; Skeffington, Hook, Reynolds, Kenney, Cherry, etc. Sheridan, Colman, and Cumberland called upon to write. -Return to poesy-scribblers of all sorts lords sometimes rhyme; much better not Hafiz, Rosa Matilda, and X. Y. Z.- Rogers, Campbell, Gifford, etc. true poets - Translators of the Greek Anthology-Crabbe Darwin's style - Cambridge - Seato- Hodgson - Oxford - Richards - Poeta * nian Prize- Smythe loquitur - Conclusion."] |