From whence they start up chofen veffels, At t'other end the new-made pope. Hold, hold, quoth Hudibras, foft fire, They fay, does make sweet malt. Good fquire, Feftina lente, not too fast; For hafte, the proverb fays, makes waste. The quirks and cavils thou doft make Are falfe, and built upon mistake. And I fall bring you, with your pack Of fallacies, t'elenchi back; And put your arguments in mood I'll force you by right ratiocination To leave your vitilitigation, And make you keep to th'question close, The question then, to state it first, That both are animalia, I grant; but not rationalia: For though they do agree in kind, And can no more make bears of these, But yet we are beside the queftion, Whelp'd without form, until the dam But thou doft further yet in this Such as in nature never met In eodem fubjecto yet. Thy other arguments are all Suppofers, hypothetical, That do but beg, and we may chufe Either to grant them, or refufe. Much thou haft faid; which I know when And is the fame that ranter faid, When b'ing in hot difpute about And what thou know'ft I answer'd then Will ferve to answer thee agen. Quoth Ralpho, Nothing but th'abuse Of human learning you produce; Learning, that cobweb of the brain, Profane, erroneous, and vain; A trade of knowledge, as replete As others are with fraud and cheat: An art t'incumber gifts and wit, And render both for nothing fit; Makes light inactive, dull, and troubled, Like little David in Saul's doublet; A cheat that scholars put upon Other mens reafon and their own; A fort of error, to enfconce Abfurdity and ignorance, That renders all the avenues To truth, impervious and abftrufe, By making plain things, in debate, By art perplex'd and intricate: For nothing goes for fenfe or light, That will not with old rules jump right: As if rules were not in the schools Deriv'd from truth, but truth from rules. This Pagan, Heathenith invention Is good for nothing but contention. For as, in fword-and-buckler fight, All blows do on the target light: So when men argue, the great'ft part O'th'conteft falls on terms of art, Until the fustian stuff be spent, And then they fall to th'argument. Quoth Hudibras, Friend Ralph, thou hast Outrun the conftable at laft: For thou art fallen on a new Difpute, as fenfeless as untrue, Some other time in place more proper And reft our weary'd bones a while, Already tir'd with other toil. |