But still (you quick rejoin) how sweet the sound Whom Critic Mawman* puffs, whose senseless whine Boeotian Buchan† quotes, and calls divine." Lord Buch an ичих くん Tóme, o we thy ma Come, Phillips, come, for eloquence hath pow'r, Gale Jones his tub shall lend thee for an hour! Whether thou warble in inflated style, What had that com that coun King Brian's glories in the "Emerald Isle;" King Brian's glories don rehman that ever lived has not * Mr. Mawman (" His mind unletter'd, though he dealt in Books!") is suspected of dabbling in the "Critical Review." + The Earl of Buchan received Doctor Busby's proposals "with a refined frankness." done, of he could. de gol a + A certain King of Ireland, one Brian Borhome, whom place at Counsellor Phillips describes as a very dove-like, choleric old gentleman: "Look on Brian's verdant grave Brian-the glory and grace of his age; last, an. forswore podry Brian—the shield of the Emerald Isle and Insht The Lion incens'd was a lamb to his rage!! The Dove was an Eagle compar'd to his smile!!! atory Tribute on enemies! hater of war!! But who know Wide-flaming sword of the warrior throng!!! Liberty's beacon! religion's bright star!! any thing as a my Soul of the Seneacha!! Light of the Song!!!" C about him але that Lord Brough an extinguit, ed him by an article in the ER and afterwards puff. him in agai THE MODERN DUNCIAD. again. He died a Judge of the Court of Involvent Deblow 18 in the full possession hes brog Ireland's hope and England's glory'"* praisé and he eloquence but he warn fulsome prose, more fulsome than thy Lays, no dunce With strong mercurial pow'r, which all must dread, in any e se 66 Thy touch turns gold and silver into lead. en, at thy name what hosts of Dunces rise! of the ter in Dulness awakes, and rubs her drowsy eyes, dings that raki With sleepy haste the poppy wreath prepares, Jen ding To crown her fav'rite bard-while wisdom stares ! cap of liberty shall grace thy brow; ala descobeaks thy prowess, and thy functions tells, he became in dwus Almost as truly as the Cap and Bells d conservative Stark metre-mad, the lovesick Edwin sends Of jingling splayfoot verse, some odds and ends Rawurde To driv'lling Asperne,† in whose magazine converts are always rewarded by * In April, 1812, Counsellor Phillips dedicated (by a fur permission) "The Emerald Isle," to the Prince Regent, whom he designates "Ireland's Hope and England's Ornament." Mr. Phillips, in 1815, imputes to his royal patron ketter pla he enormities that "he cannot speak of without danger, betha cause, thank God (?) he cannot think of them without indigewnation." an would have ob lained + Doctor Johnson once remarked that an interesting book might be written on the fortunes of Physicians—And why not on that of Booksellers? In illustration, I subjoin the following" Ode," entitled but for sportasy. THOMAS TIBBS. Thomas Tibbs demands my song, THE MODERN DUNCIAD. Th' invet'rate sons of dulness vent their spleen; Proud of the gift so graciously bestow'd, On a queer, eccentric plan, Be our lines too long or short; Next, mounted on his rostrum high, See Tom transform'd to auctioneer! them. for the literary satirist and no eking He prints the thing which Edwin calls anode. It gives her beauties that she never knew And is not now the author truly blest, To paper Thomas puts his pen, He teaches best, to people's thinking, By auctions, and by arts enrich'd, longer people have no interest in the & abject. huss account Yet more to shake the town with laughter, And bids him sit Lord Midas there!" * The following sonnet is written in humble emulation of the modern school of Poetry: Highgate! romantic spot! of old renown Oft have I pac'd thee, pensive, pale, and lorn, By critics flatter'd, by the fair caress'd? Shall not his praise by future bards be sung, When envious death has stopp'd his tuneful tongue? F. By trade a censor, and resolv'd to sneer, - You drive the jest too far; 'tis too severe To brand a blockhead in your angry strains, For what he cannot help-his want of brains! P. Be answer'd thus-his itching after fame, His bold obtrusive vanity I blame ; (Music unmeet for solitude, and strange!) To rouse the sons of Mammon, moping souls, From tea and coffee, toast and butter'd rolls, To mount "The Royal Adelaide," that whirls (Cramm'd with puff'd cits, and roof'd with pretty girls!) To Lloyd's, the Bank, the Alley, Mart, Exchange. And, Hampstead! fair twin sister! on whose heath Health, gay enchantress, sports, and fancy dwells; Thou, too, hast crown'd thy bard with laurel wreath, Pluck'd from th' Arcadian bow'rs of Kilburn WellsWhere, box'd in woodbine arbour, nymph and swain, Escap'd awhile from turmoil, smoke, and gas, Pour forth th' impassion'd vow, the vocal strain, Warm with the inspiration of the glass! How short the date of human bliss, alas! For hark, with sound discordant, deep, and sad, Harsh, and hoarse murm'ring to the whistling wind, Rolls the huge rumbling Omnibus-the Cad With liquor, dust, half drunk, half-chok'd, half-blind, Roars, with Stentorian voice, "Jump up, my lad! Room for the Lady-hip! hold fast behind!" |