And eke my toothless chaps, That opes and shuts as I do speak, Do thus unto me say: The white and hoarish hairs, The messengers of age, That show, like lines of true belief, Bids thee lay hand, and feel Hang up, therefore, the bit Of thy young wanton time; And thou that therein beaten art, The happiest life define. Whereat I sighed and said, Farewell my wonted joy, Truss up thy pack and trudge from me, And tell them thus from me, If to their time they reason had, HOWARD, EARL OF SURREY. Born, 1516. Beheaded, 1547. THE GHOST. A TRUE STORY. WHEN I was a boy, in an old church-yard And oft looked over the church-yard gate, He had eyes as bright and as round as suns, And you saw he was thinking, thinking much, Save once, when a drunken old man declar'd And he staggered away, and from that same day But never again down Southernhay Lane The ghost had his home behind an old tomb And there, I was told, he slept in the mould, A hospital close by the church-yard stood, And once I remember, in dreary December, He saw the old ghost looking white as a post, Such at last was the fright, that at evening and night When I was a boy, 'twas my tremulous joy A stranger at last walk'd through Southernhay Lane, So he stared the old grisly one full in the face, "And what makes you here, my old fellow," he said, "With a beard that's so haggard and gray?" And the ghost with solemnity shook his grave head, And opened his lips, and cried, "Ba!" Since then all my fears and my fancies grew cool, Had the old man been sober, the young boy at school, They had seen, not a ghost, but a goat. DR. BOWRING. THE SPIDER AND THE FLY. "WILL you walk into my parlour?" said the spider to the fly, "Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy. The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I have many pretty things to show, when you get there." "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "to ask me is in vain; For who goes up your winding stair comes never down again.' "I am sure you must be weary, with soaring up so high; Will you rest upon my pretty bed?" said the spider to the fly, 'My bed has silken curtains, the sheets are fine and thin; And if you please to rest awhile, I'll snugly tuck you in." "Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "I've often heard it said, They never wake again, who go to rest upon your bed." 'I'm sure you must be hungry," said the spider to the fly, "Will you look into my pantry? my pantry is close by; There are dishes without number, and delicacies nice, And if you please to look within, perhaps you'll take a slice." “Oh no, no!" said the little fly, "indeed that cannot be; I've heard what's in your pantry, and I do not want to see." "Sweet creature!" said the spider, "you are witty, and you're wise; How handsome are your gauzy wings! how brilliant are your eyes! You do not know how fine your shape, how slender and how fair, How beautiful your shining wings with colours bright and rare! I've got a looking glass within, upon a little shelf; And if you please to take a look, you may behold yourself." |