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Am one of those despicable creatures called a chambermaid, and have lived with a mistress for fome time, whom I love as my life, which has made my duty and pleafure infeparable. My greateft delight has been in being employed about her perfon; and indeed the is very feldom out of humour for a woman of her quality: but here lies my complaint, Sir; to bear with me is all the encouragement she is pleased to be

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ftow upon me; for he gives her cafst-off clothes from me to others: fome the is pleased to bestow in the houfe to those that neither want nor wear them, and fome to hangers-on, that frequent the houfe daily, who come drefled out in them. This, Sir, is a very mortifying fight to me, who am a little neceffitous for clothes, and love to appear what I am, and caufes an uneafinefs, fo that I cannot ferve with that chearfulness as. formerly; which my mistress takes notice of, and calls envy and ill-temper at feeing others preferred before me. My miftrefs has a younger fifter lives in the houfe with her, that is fome thousands below her in eftate, who is continually heaping her favours on her maid; fo that he can appear every Sunday, for the first quarter, in a fresh fuit of clothes of her miftrefs's giving, with all other things fuitable. All this I fee without envying, but not without wifhing my mitrefs would a little confider what a difcouragement it is to me to have my perquifites divided between fawners and jobbers, which others enjoy entire to themselves. I have spoken to my miftrefs, but to little purpofe; I have defired to be discharged, (for indeed I fret myfelf to nothing) but that the answers with filence. I beg, Sir, your direction what to do, for I am fully refolved to follow your counfel; who am your admirer and humble fervant,

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CONSTANTIA COMB-BRUSH. it in a better I beg that will put drefs, and let it come abroad, that my miftrefs, who is an admirer of your speculations, may fee it.

N° CCCLXVII. THURSDAY, MAY 1.

-PERITURE PARCITE CHARTE.

Juv. SAT. I. v. IS.

IN MERCY SPARE US, WHEN WE DO OUR BEST
TO MAKE AS MUCH WASTE PAPER AS THE REST.

Have often pleafed myself with confidering the two kinds of benefits which accrue to the public from these my fpeculations, and which, were I to Speak after the manner of logicians, I would diftinguish into the material and the formal. By the latter I understand thofe advantages which my readers receive, as their minds are either improved

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or delighted by thefe my daily labours; but having already several times descanted on my endeavours in this light, I fhall at prefent wholly confine myfelf to the confideration of the former. By the word Material I mean those benefits which arife to the public from thefe my fpeculations, as they confume a confiderable quantity of our paper manufacture, employ our

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artifans in printing, and find business for great numbers of indigent perfons.

Our paper-manufacture takes into it feveral mean materials which could be put to no other ufe, and affords work for feveral hands in the collecting of them, which are incapable of any other employment. Thofe poor retailers, whom we fee fo bufy in every street, deliver in their refpective gleanings to the merchant. The merchant carries them in loads to the paper-mill, where they pafs through a fresh fet of hands, and give life to another trade. Thofe, who have mills on their eftates, by this means confiderably raife their rents, and the whole nation is in a great measure fupplied with a manufacture, for which formerly fhe was obliged to her neighbours.

The materials are no fooner wrought into paper, but they are diftributed among the preffes, where they again fet innumerable artifts at work, and furnish bufinefs to another mystery. From hence, accordingly as they are ftained with news or politics, they fly through the town in Poftmen, Poft-boys, Daily Courants, Reviews, Medleys, and Examiners. Men, women, and children, contend who fhall be the first bearers of them, and get their daily Tuftenance by spreading them. In fhort, when I trace in my mind a bundle of rags to a quire of Spectators, I find fo many hands employed in every step they take through their whole progrefs, that while I am writing a Spectator, I fancy myfelf providing bread for a multitude.

If I do not take care to obviate fome of my witty readers, they will be apt to tell me, that my paper, after it is thus printed and published, is ftill beneficial to the public on feveral occafions. I muft confefs I have lighted my pipe with my own works for this twelvemonth pait: my landlady often fends up her little daughter to defire fome of my old Spectators, and has frequently told me, that the paper they are printed on is the best in the world to wrap fpice in. They likewife make a good foundation for a mutton pie, as I have more than once experienced, and were very much fought for last Christmas by the whole neighbourhood.

It is pleasant enough to confider the changes that a linen fragment undergoes, by paffing through the feveral hands above mentioned. The finest pieces of holland, when worn to tatters, affume a new whiteness more beautiful than their

first, and often return in the fhape of letters to their native country. A lady's fhift may be metamorphofed into billetsdoux, and come into her poffeffion a fecond time. A beau may perufe his cravat after it is worn out, with greater pleafure and advantage than ever he did in a glais. In a word, a piece of cloth, after having officiated for fome years as a towel or a napkin, may by this means be raised from a dunghill, and become the moft valuable piece of furniture in a prince's

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The politeft nations of Europe have endeavoured to vie with one another for the reputation of the finest printing: abfolute governments, as well as republics, have encouraged an art which feems to be the nobleft and most beneficial that ever was invented among the fons of men. The prefent king of France, in his purfuits after glory, has particularly diftinguifhed himself by the promoting of this ufeful art, infomuch that feveral books have been printed in the Louvre at his own expence, upon which he fets so great a value, that he confiders them as the nobleft prefents he can make to foreign princes and ambassadors. If we look into the commonwealths of Holland and Venice, we fhall find that in this particular they have made themselves the envy of the greatest monarchies. Elzevir and Aldus are more frequently mentioned than any penfioner of the one or doge of the other.

The feveral preffes which are now in England, and the great encouragement which has been given to learning, for fome years laft paft, has made our nation as glorious upon this account, as for it's late triumphs and conquefts. The new edition which is given us of Cæfar's Commentaries, has already been taken notice of in foreign Gazettes, and is a work that does honour to the Englifh prefs. It is no wonder that an edition fhould be very correct, which has paffed through the hands of one of the most accurate, learned, and judicious writers this age has produced. The beauty of the paper, of the character, and of the feveral cuts with which this noble work is illuftrated, makes it the finest book that I have ever feen; and is a true inftance of the English genius, which, though it does not come the firft into any art, generally carries it to greater heights than any other country in the world. I am particularly glad that this author

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WHEN FIRST AN INFANT DRAWS THE VITAL AIR,
OFFICIOUS GRIEF SHOULD WELCOME HIM TO CARE:
BUT JOY SHOULD LIFE'S CONCLUDING SCENE ATTEND,
AND MIRTH BE KEPT TO GRACE A DYING FRIEND.

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PARIS, APRIL 18, 1712. IT is fo many years fince you left your native country, that I am to tell the characters of your nearest relations as much as if you were an utter ftranger to them. The occafion of this is to give you an account of the death of Madam de Villacerfe, whofe departure out of this life I know not whether a man of your philofophy will call unfortunate or not, fince it was attended with fome circumftances as much to be, defired as to be lamented. She was her whole life happy in an uninterrupted health, and was always honoured for an evenness of temper and greatnefs of mind. On the 10th inftant that lady was taken with an indifpofition which confined her to her chamber, but was fuch as was too flight to make her take a fick bed, and yet too grievous to admit of any fatisfaction in being out of it. It is notoriously known that fome years ago Monheur Fefteau, one of the molt confiderable furgeons in Paris, was

defperately in love with this lady: her quality placed her above any application to her on the account of his paffion: but as a woman always has fome regard to the perfon whom the believes to be her real admirer, the now took it in her head (upon advice of her phyficians to lofe fome of her blood) to fend for Monfieur Fefteau on that occafion. I happened to be there at that time, and my near relation gave me the privilege to be prefent. As foon as her arm was ftripped bare, and he began to prefs it in order to raife the vein, his colour changed, and I obferved him feized with a fudden tremor, which made me take the liberty to speak of it to my coufin with fome apprehenfion: the fmiled and faid, the knew Mr. Feßteau had no inclination to do her injury. He feemed to recover himself, and fmiling also, proceeded in his work. Immediately after the operation he cried out that he was the most unfortunate of all men, for that he had opened an artery instead of a vein. It is as impoffible to exprefs the artist's distraction as the patient's compofure. I will not dwell on little circumstances, but go on to inform you, that within three days time it was thought neceffary to take off her arm. She was fo far from ufing Fetteau, as it would be natural for one of a lower fpirit to treat him, that the would not let him be abfent from any 5 B confultation

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